Show EXCHANGES The question of caps and gowns for fort forthe forthe t the professors is being agitated at Kasas Kasas Kasas Ka- Ka sas Univ University On account of quarantine Louisiana University did not open until nearly Christmas Nevertheless the registration tion rolls show as many names as did those of last year Thomas McKean a trustee of Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Penn Penn- sylvania University has given towards the erection of a new Law c S School hool Building The gift was given in memory of Thomas McKean the signer of the De Declaration of Independence ence and the building will be named after him f r We clip the following from the Tar- Tar gum for the special benefit of our class of 1900 1900 If 00 be naughty not Hows How's 01 a naughty one Will 02 be naughty too If 00 be a knotty knot l in Will 01 be a knotty one fr f fAnd And 02 be knotty too j lr knot a naughty t d' d ini in i f Thus the Register pondered pondered- But the class thundered Call us 1900 A A professor of Princeton University has been fifteen years at work collecting collecting collecting collect collect- ing mementoes relics autographs pamphlets pamphlets pamphlets pam pam- and scrap scrap- scrap books bool s from old alumni The collection is to be systematically arranged arranged arranged ar ar- ranged in a set of scrap-books scrap and willbe will willbe willbe be a complete history of under under- undergraduate under graduate ate life at old Nassau through all the years of its existence Buff and Blue I I would like a cake of soap said t the Irishman going into a store Will WiH you have it scented said the clerk No thanks Ill I'll take it with me Panor Panorama ma I sf j. j Expressions change as ages go J x z Though like they may not fit How different is this one He can so From this other He can nit Triangle The National Congress has recently received re re- 1 L r a bill which formulates plans for a National University at Washington In t general terms the University is to be a k school of advanced tarring learning for graduates graduates graduates ates of accredited colleges and Original research and investigations investigations investigations are to be in every way encouraged ed 3 The bill asks for sufficient means to permit permit permit per per- r mit a Board of Regents consisting of the President the Commissioner of Education Education Education Ed Ed- the Secretary of the Smithsonian Smithsonian Smithsonian Smith Smith- Institution the President of the National Educational Association the C j i President of the University f and nine r rother other citizens appointed by the President President V dent to organize the University Penn Penn Penn- r J P. P Prof f Wh t Now N M Mr X X- X ft 10 Whyte Now Whyte Y e- e eow ow r. r you V must control the range of your voice Mr X X- X But But Professor in oratory oratory ora ora- 4 tory ought h t we not to soar soar soar 1 Prof Whyte interrupting interrupting- Yes t but Mr X X- X you ought not to make 7 everybody else sore Athenaeum hY Of colleges in the United States 41 are closed to women However there are schools of higher learning open t to women only which have students Thus institutions are closed to me men 4 and 41 to women Ex l Ea THE MAID MAIL THE MOUSE AND THE LYRE A Maiden fair once sat and sighed Ah me The heavenly choir i To be with them the golden goldel ones i I tAnd t- t A And tune and strike the golden lyre Her little brother shouted Mouse 1 His voice and 1 l rose high higher She grasped her skirts and climbed a chair Then turned and struck the liar Ex j jIm maid Where are you going my pretty Im going to sneeze kind sir she said At whom will you sneeze my pretty maid Atchoo atchoo kind sir sir she said Athenaeum na m Ee l E e |