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Show THE FRESS-BULIJETI- K ASK PA ASKITT; HE KNOWS "V-Ju- st for Instance, He Tells Little Tom. . . .w; my All About the Death - ' of Julius Caesar. A "Ma, who was Julius Caesar?" asked -'-Tommy Askltt .""'.. "Oh, Julius. As far as I know, Thom-- , - as of course, I'm not nearly as learn ,t sed as your father but I am very sure ' - Julius Caesar was a brother or jlncle ? ! torero maybe his son. Anyway, as ,v : they both ruled over Rome," they must Tjave been some relation. Julius was a great fighter. He." ' "Dead wrong, Mrs. Askltt," Inter- - ; ", erupted pa, who had been quietly read-i-,.-;'- '" .. taf before, but couldnl let a chance V pass without lording his , superior . ''knowledge over his wife and son, since 'home was the only place he could get "away with It , f . Tea, you're dead wrong. Why --didn't you ask me, Thomas? You come t me hereafter, when you want to Iknow anything difficult and particular. " Tour mother says that Julius was a , relation of Nero's. Why, Julius never --saw Nero and " . - : "But couldn't he be a relation wlth- - '- - out seeing him? I never saw grand-- "fatber, but I'm a" "No, he couldn't I" snapped pa, "Fur-- , "tbermore, Julius was not a great flght- - er. He was woman-craz- that's what Jhe was. ' . . ."Julius was a er a great er Roman senator until he met, like all v v :good men do" (there he glanced mean- - "'-- , lngiy at ina) "a woman on whom he showers jewels, gold, silver, eau de - -- cologne, rocks, blows-everyth- lng I And then she treats hlra like a dog In the ' , ': end. They're all alike, and poor Julie, '- -. - , although a senator, was no different 'from the rest. "One day his good friend Brutus v whispered, '.Tule, beware of Ida . - j 'March V . ' (That was the woman's --name.) But Julie didn't pay any at-- . tentton to Brutus' warning and that 'Bight they both went to Ida's house. 'They had some dumplings ; he fell oyer hi a fit Brutus jumped over to him r and Just heard his last words : 'Bt two, BruteP and then he expired. 1 Tm glad I didn't eat any," said Brutus. ' "But pai what did Julius call him a "brute' for?" asked Tommy. "I don't know, Thomas. He died be- - fore he could erplain." Detroit Free BINGHAM BRIEFS T. H. Parsons of Park City was in Bingham during the past week visiting Mrs. Parsons. .. lAlfred R. Anderson, the popular and efficient storekeeper of the Utah Power & Light company, who under-went an operation at the Bingham hospital for appendicitis, is now get-ting along nicely and will soon be back on the Job. Mrs. Anna McGuire is in Salt Lake this week-- the guest of B. B. Quinn and family. ' She will remain In Salt Lake during the week-en- d and will attend the Eastef service at the cathedral. The Bingham, post of the American Legion will hold a meeting next Wed- - nesday night and all members are re-quested to attend. , Fred McMahon left Monday for Eureka, where he has accepted a posi-tion. ' ' ;" r. i Born to Mr. and Mrs. Darwin N. Sermon last Saturday, a son. This is the first arrival and the happy parents are receiving many congratulations from friends over the fine boy.' Mrs. Victor Eckman spent Monday in Bingham visiting with friends. . ii. , .. ., Judge E. E. Dudley spent Sunday in Salt Lake. " Supt. and Mrs. V. S. Rood of the Apex spent Sunday in Salt Lake. The Bingham firemen will meet in joint session next Tuesday night at hall No. 1. An interesting program has been prepared for the occasion and all members should make It 'a point to be on hand and enjoy the festivities. The firemen always have something good at the joint meetings and this will be a special occasion. There will be a tip top dance at Highland . Boy Friday night of thl3 week at the school building. They will have the best of music and ar-rangements have been made for a good time for all who attend. It will be something snappy and all lovers of the dance should attend. Miss Marion Hiskey of Salt 'Lake spent the week-en-d in Highland Boy the guest of Miss Lenore Smith. Mrs. Lester Dobbs was a visitor in Salt Lake during the past week. Don't forget to remove the snow from your sidewalks. The law re-quires this to be done. ,Rey. I P. Fagan will be in Park City Sunday to conduct the Easter service in the Methodist church at that place. .. ', - The Republicans of the Camp had a rally here Tuesday night Numerous Invitations, by letter were sent out': I. Selvln, who has been on a trip to California, is expected home this week. FOUNI-- A pair of spectacles. Owner can get same by calling at the Press-Buleti- n office and describing and paying for this advertisement The new Royal Candy company store opened this week and it is an ideal candy store. It has an candy kitchen, the classiest and most modern booths and is beat and clean, throughout Miss Evelyn Mano, who (s a student at St Mary's academy, is in Bingham this week for the Easter holidays and is spending the time with her mother, Mrs. Mano. Clyde Tibbies, one of the Bingham boys who saw much service in France during the war and who was severely wounded, is now back in camp from a trip to California, where he has been undergoing treatment. He is much improved and has practically recov-ered from the wounds he received. The Elks Bulletin or Salt Lake made complimentary mention of Capt. James M. Smith in the last number in commenting on his selection as presi-dent of the Bingham Stray Antlers' association. Bingham has a real live organization of the antlered tribe and Capt Smith is one of the best Elks In the state. He lives the life of a con-sistent member of the Elks and it is quite fitting that the-- local brethren selected him as head of the organiza-tion. You would have to search care-fully for a long time to rind a better man that Capt. Smith. He is made out of the right stuff and fs the kind that makes a community better for having lived in it. It is a fact that there s an poultry yard in Bingham. Most peo-ple think that there are no chickens in thia camp aside from the glossy-winge- d pullets you see walking back and forth on the streets, but this is a mistake. Way up at the n there is the J. & J. chicken ranch with 100 fine Rhode Island Reds. Yes, and they look Just as fine as any you could run across in the best of the valley farms. So you see there are more in-dustries in the camp than mining. C. D. IMcNeely of Provo, who used to edit this paper, was in town this week and relieved the editor of the desk for this time by getting up the dope for this issue. E. G. Locke spent Sunday in Salt Lake. Attorney Parley P. Jenson of Salt Lake was a visitor in the camp during the past week. Don't forget to make your donation to the Bingham library. It is neces-sary that there be an abundance of books in the library. So send in what you have to offer. Mrs. Anna McGuire visited with friends in the city and attended the services Easter week at the Cathedral of the Madeline. ," . ... Ill II Merit That Makes Mileage In Tires for the Smaller Cars 5 Such extraordinary competence and care 5S fulness as are characteristic of all Goodyear JrwvA manufacturelikewisecharacterizeGoodyear's tQim building of tires for the smaller cars. ' JCaT 1Hp1 Only very unusual experience and endeavor . lllIM make possible the high relative value built ffxYBMil' mto the 30x3' 30x3V2-- , and 31 x 4-in- ch 1111 ' Goodyear Tires in our Plant No. 2, the s AQl 1-flS-i world's largest factory devoted to these sizes. 'Afy i! jr 1 In addition to the larger sizes Goodyear - mY II builds, a daily production averaging 20,000 II (ires of these smaller sizes alone makes them M II I easuY available, regardless of the big demand, II to owners or& Chevrolet, Dort, Max-- $Jj (J I J well, and other cars taking these sizes. fiSli If you are one of these owners, go to the WS II I I nearest Goodyear Service Station Dealer for iH II 1 1 tiese tre8 aIU r Goodyear Heavy Tourist WWil fues He carries a stock. ' 30x3V4 Goodyear Double-Cur- e 150 Goodyear Heavy Tourist Tube ate thick, strong tubes that I Fabric, Tread reinforce caring properly. Why risk a good casing with a 1 cheap tube? Goodyear Heavy Tourist Tube cost little more i I 30x3Vi Goodyear Single-Cur-e - CO than tubes of less merit. 30x3Vz size in water- - A f B Fabric, Anti-Ski- d Tread . " " 7 Daily Fashion Hint It 11 A 8S09 A "YOUTHFUL EFFECT DT JERSEY. Soft and clinging, with slender lines and all that goes to make up a delightfully youthful model, this frock in dark brown wool jersey stands foremost among the spring offerings. The vea la handsomely though simply soutached and the blouse has a poplum that refuses to extend all the way around the waist because the gathered skirt must have a show. Collar Is of ls and braid buttons trim the sleeves. Medium eize requires 4 yards h material. Pictorial Review Dress No. 8509. Sizes, 14 o 20 years. Price, 25 cents. Braiding No. 12419. Transfer, blue or yellow, price, 25 cents. fSLuclcy Tiger :KprmzrCurca Dandruff ft r' ' Kemmma K W;ylCKWorld'rreatestreniedy, I SI M&il lw?ll''Js.ni only ne hclt8d I Vi3IJ& 50t COLD BONO I Luck, Tia-- tb. ril 1 T AX.WKfihtalrarow.. IWil.iiltBli.ujtr. B vwk ii Arni it Japanese Shrewdness. V An Interesting Illustration of Jap-anese shrewdness, which a Connecti-cut Tankee might envy, was given In ; deal In copper. The war caused an extraordinary demand for this metal, and sent the price soaring. The coin stilt In common circulation in China la . the copper "cash," about the siae of an if, English penny, and so small In value l.i that a gold-- dollar will buy anywhere $. from 1,600 to 2,000 of them, according ' ' -- to the rate of exchange. . In my trav-- ;ela In the Interior of China I had to v have an extra donkey te carry the cash needed for my party. The cop-per cash In the province of Shantung alone would weigh nearly 50,000 tons. ; ' 'To buy. these cash of the Chinese and sell them to the Europeans," who nee-dled the copper for shells, would yield ' a . handsome profit The Japanese "t proceeded to do it The Manchuria Daily News reported that in a single " year the purchases amounted to 25,800 tons and that the transaction was com-- . pleted at a profit of 2,167,000 yen Asia Blagazine." Says "8hlmmy" Is Old Dance. . The shimmy Is 400 years old, this "modern" dance having been done beck in the sixteenth century, says Prof. Louis Kretlow of Chicago, who . has taught dancing for 63 years. He says many other of the modern dances haven't really changed since the monk, Thoinot Arbeau, wrote a book about thera In 1588. They were the same and the positions of the dancers Iden-tical with those of the present day. Arbeau knew the shimmy, but called It "The Death Dance." Professor Kretlow, who was born in 1845, was teaching the latest steps when Milwaukee was a trading post. It was mostly the reel and the jig at that time, and In the most exciting sets the gentleman touched only his ': partner's finger tips. It was the day of the pantaiette and hoopskirt It's time to have your marriage license renewed. You can lead a boy to high school but you can't make him think. Leonard Hyland, Q. P. Anderson and "Pansy" Gust tiptoed up to the domes-tic science room after school was out last Monday and cooked some hot cakes and eggs. They enjoyed the eats very much but left their finger prints on the plates and now Mr. Nielsen has sent them a bill for the feed. Miss Katherine Yergensen spent the week-en- d in Salt Lake on business relating to her teacher's agency. Miss Yergensen has placed over thirty teachers in positions since Christmas. When "Tough" Stillman was in Salt Lake in a restaurant he noticed a sign that read, "We do all our cooking by electricity." When the waiter brought in the eggs "Tough" sent them back with the instructions that they be given another shock. The annual Junior Prom dance will take place April 9 at the high school gym. The committee promises that it will be the best ever with elaborate decorating, jaze music and delicious punch. Miss McDonough spent the week-end in Salt Lake. iMany of the teachers have decided to come back to Bingham next year. A few will leave for new fields. A fool and his Liberty bonds are soon parted. Monday evening the members of the team were the guests of the Prin-cess theater. The boys are crtainly being treated royally. Hss McDonough will give the bas-ketball squad a feed some time this week. We will tell you all about it in the next issue. jCH SCHOOL NOUS I iMIbb Rose McDonolgh and her sister, also a teacher in the Jordan district, are going to spend the summer in Honolulu. Miss McDonough will in all probability teach in California next year. There will be a meeting of the Jor-dan district teachers' association next Saturday In Sandy. Q. P. Anderson presented the school with a beautiful coal oil painting en-titled, "One Black Night." The title certainly fits the picture. If you horse foams at the mouth teach him to spit. The State Educational campaign meeting at the Commercial club last week was a success from every stand-point Over two hundred and fifty people enjoyed the splendid lectures and music Here's hoping that the people clean their sidewalks so the teachers won't have to swim to school. An effort will be made to have George Knudsen and Leonard Hyland represent the Bingham High ; in the East and Weet cross-countr- y run 'to be held in Salt Lake next week. The Lark students had a vacation last Friday as the roads were too bad for Dr. Inglesby to drive his car over. Miss Mary Wade, a student at the U. of U., spent the week-en- d with her mother, Mrs. Minnie Wade. - , The high school faculty announces the engagement of Mrs. Edna P. Spltzenberger to John Alexander Wade. The faculty will meet at a later date to decide the date of the wed-ding ceremony. The basketball boys said they would all be back against next year Just to get another of those swell feeds of Mrs. J. Bogan's. She had everything one could think of except hardtack and dog biscuits. The teachers have received their contracts for next year and judging by their smiles they are all satisfied with the exception of one or two. The leap year and hard time dance at the gym Thursday evening In honor of the basketball team was the best dance of the school year. Miss Matson says she is going to avoid the high cost of living by work-ing nights to save room rent and sleeping days to avoid . eating. Sounds reasonable. Made London Laugh. I was working in American head-quarters In London In March, 1919. As we were quartered on the opposite side of the city, we had quite a little ride er walk to where we worked. I arose one morning rather late and rushed off half cocked to work. Ou the way I noticed that every one around me was smiling, some actually laughing. Im-agine my chagrin when In the busiest street, at Trafalgar square, to have a major touch me on the shoulder and call my attention to the fact that I had neglected to put on my leather leg-gings, which left about two Inches of ' white sock and two Inches of equally white underclothes between the shoes and trouser legs. Believe me, it did not take me long to climb In a taxi and get back to my lodging house. Exchange. First American Grammarian, The first Amerlcun grammarian to attain distinction, Llndley Murray, died nearly a century ago. He was a native of Pennsylvania and a Quaker, and his famous "Grammar of the Eng-lish Language" was the first textbook of Its kind written by an American ts be used in the schools on this Bide of the Atlantic. It first appeared in 1793. Great Value of Redwood. Redwood lumber Is largely used tm the Pacific coast, as It has great nat-ural resistance to rot and fire. Heart redwood when placed In contact with the ground will remain In good condi-tion for 25 years or more, whereas ft great many other species rot out In a few years. The redwood heartwoos. Is also able to repel the attacks of decay-- producing fungi, because of the presence of tannin, oils and resins ob-noxious to fungi. The Case 8tated. "The young heiress is taking a course of domestic science. And yet with all her money she doesn't have to be a good brendmaker." "No, she doesn't have to, but she kneads to be." Stenographers Long Employed. It la not generally known that ste-nography as a profession was fol-lowed as long ago as the days of tba Roman empire. Poets, who are some-times ridiculed nowadays for having private stenographers, had them In tba fourth century of our era. Are You Happy? To be happy you must be well. If you are frequently troubled with con-stipation and indigestion you cannot be altogether happy. Take Chamber-lain's Tablets to correct these dis-orders. They are prompt and effectual, easy and pleasant to take. i Intolerance Always Error. Few men are really mean, but manyf are Intolerant and lacking In forbear ence toward others, forgetting that ths temporary decisions of men are aJft subject to revision according to tha stern law of compensation. Started Wrong. "Tour doiiRhter. Mrs. Comeup, has a cryptic way of talking." . "I guess that I because she was . tongue-tie- d when she was little." Bal-- s tlmore American. , |