Show en Dreadful walking f J Six inches cf mud Oh how dull we are Miss Edna Hyde 93 3 has registered as a special February is the date of the CHRONICLE Ball Miss Bessie Rhodes has registered at atthe atthe the University for French Prof Brimhall's lecture before the Normal Society on Friday was a master master- piece Prof Kerr and Assistant Prof Merrill wen went t down to Provo wi with th the Legislature on Saturday J Jan an Miss Sadie Kim Kimball ball has gone to her home on account of ill-health ill and will probably not return to school again this year It is a matter of astonishment to us how one who can write such sentim sentimental poetry as that signed W. W G. G R. R can be bethe bethe bethe the means of driving all the ladies from the sanctum by simply walking in upon th them m j j Students Students' I Dont Don't mark the walls In Inthe Inthe Inthe the first place they are not y your ur property and again it gives us a bad reputation The Varsity students may have a joint debate with the students of of the University of Colorado in the near future The Mendacity Club has been dis dis- banded What In this University are we all so truthful that we cannot keep up such a club Oh what an odor Is it from the or from that black cat which Prof Montgomery has stretched over the main entrance Prof Stephens to members of Glee Club Boys you will have to get down downto to solid work Boys cant can't sing until after fter they have been on a a tear Assistant Prof W White ite lectures on Electricity at the First Ward M Meetinghouse Meetinghouse Meeting Meeting- eting- eting house this evening He is to be assisted by R. R V. V Smith and aad F. F W. W Reynolds The Faculty have submitted an official communication to the members of the CHRONICLE staff in reference to the credit to be allowed the members of the Board I j of Editors Prof Stephens has kindly offered to train a ladies' ladies chorus at We Weare Weare Weare are exceedingly glad of this for it means that with a Glee Club and a chorus we need not worry about music for our en en- We regret that the Men Mendacity Club has been disbanded for we have a name to propose On the way to the Varsity we overheard the following narrative related by a truthful student You should have seen my dog said he he was chasing a cat the other day She Sheran Sheran Sheran ran up a tree and he climbed after her After they had climbed five trees as the cat dropped to the ground the dog dropped from the tree after her and catching her broke her ba back k Next L One of our professors has has' finally hit upon a plan to cause less untruths to be told in his class The students now answer Outlined instead of II Prepared Prepared Pre Pre- Prepared pared signifying that they have glanced at the lesson Y A good joke is told on a student who i iwas was acting as sergeant-at-arms sergeant in a society A fellow appeared without the word pass-word did the sergeant-at-arms sergeant up then went into the room and took his seat How about this Swan Among our visitors last week were 1 noticed Miss Prudence Brown former student and Mrs Ellis Bywater Regent Regent Regent Re Re- gent Jas Sharp Lieutenant Johnson Fort Douglas Mrs H. H M. M Dougal R Springville Rev Father Henry Rev Father and Rev Father Roser of All Hallows College Again we lay before the faculty the suggestion that they provide a register i whereon the visitors at the University may inscribe their names This book book should be kept in the library and all A visitors requested to register I Judging from the crowd of young men standing around the do door r of Room 28 on Tuesday of last week one would have supposed that a show was going on inside Such was not the case however It s was simply a meeting of the Edina and they were having a debate Now a word to the boys Dont Don't act as if you were 5 just born and knew nothing The young ladies are always glad to have you drop in and visit their society so if you are curious as to what is going on there just walk in quietly and we assure you the girls will not eat you The janitor was in a dreadful state of j mind on Wednesday of last week when interviewed by the local editor II It It is J necessary said he II that teachers should instruct pupils to be orderly Now when the teachers neglect to wipe the mud from their shoes and leave it iton iton on the hall floors and steps how can they expect their pupils to he neat These remarks should be noticed by bythe bythe bythe the training class and they would no doubt see that their shoes were carefully wiped on the mats provided and placed at the doors and not make the halls look as if a herd of cattle had passed through |