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Show Claaaifying the Apartment. The apartment. In spite of wide physical differences, belongs to the same family as the lead razor and the wooden nutmeg. It Is built to get rid of; and the persons who acquire one nmallj find that It Isn't what they thought It was. In the popular mind, the apartment belongs to the great family Of homes, and can easily be made Into a true borne by the addition of a rubber plant and an enlarged photograph of the Colosseum. This Is as much of a fallacy as to think that a hluejay can be made Into a bluebird by giving him a bluebird house to nest In. The hluejay belongs to the crow family; and while his plumage may plense the esthetic senses for s time, his raucous screams and his bullying pugnacity will Inevitably offend ever.v one. The wise man, In acquiring an apartment, views It a a branch of the wooden nutmeg family and determines to pass It on to someone else with all possible speed. Judge. |