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Show waaBBBBBBaavaiaaasisaaBsMaBSBBaBBBiassssBVBBSBBBBSiBSBMfamaMaa JEW HAD THE LAST WORD Youths Who Thought to Havo Fun With Him Got Decidedly tho Worst of the Transaction. Thero Is moro than one way of making mak-ing a retort without resorting to tho vulgar "You'ro another." A Jewish streot-vender of spectacles was offering his wares when half a dozen saucy fellows stepped up. "Keep still; we'll havo somo fun with htm," said tho spokesman of the party. "ShpoctaclCBl Good vonsl" called tho vender. "Dot vos goot," nald tho young man. "Now, what can you soo through these glasses, Mr. Moses?" "Anything vot you like," was tho reply. "Ish dot bo? Well, we'll bco about that." Ho took a pair of spectacles, put them on, nnd looked straight at tho dealer. "Nonsense, Mr. Moses!" Ivo exclaimed. "What havo you been lolling us? Nothing whatever can ho seen through theso glasses but blackguards," black-guards," whereupon his companions Inughcd. "Vot? Ish dot so?" exclaimed tho vender, as If In alarm. Ho took tho giaBses, put them on hastily, und looked at tho party. "My goodness 1" ho exclaimed, "dot Ish so." Tho party moved on, but this tlmo they wero not laughing. |