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Show tGSET ' LATTER-DAY PUGILISM. , "I understand tlie young pugilist re- Jectcd nn offer of $25,000 for '10 mln- j 'utes' work." 'With extreme lmuteur, too. He Informed In-formed the fight promoter Unit his ho- tel bill Inst year amounted to thnt much and u person of his prominence ) couldn't think of working for his room !nnd board." Mismanaged Fame. jj "Did Uncon write the Sliukcspoarc I plays?" "I don't know," replied Mr. Storm- j lngton Barnes. "Whoever wrote 'em showed carelessness In not employing 1 n press agent to look nftor ids per- ' sonnl' Interests." i , Practical Interchanae. "A soft answer tttrneth nwny wroth," remarked the expert In quota-t quota-t tlons. ! "True," replied Mr. Dustln Stax; "but In regular business n soft answer ! Isn't as valuable as a hard bargain." I Maybe So. """ "Thnt doctor must know his biz. j I feel better already." J "Thnt's the result of stepping out I of his gloomy old anteroom Into the ! sunlight." "Well, maybe he knows his biz, nt that." j The Ruling Class. The Depositor What's the Idea of this new clearing house association , rule fixing noon for your opening hour? Think It'll suit the public? The Bank President No, not that. But our cooks and chauffeurs object 'j to getting up so enrly. HAD TO FOLLOW "I wonder where that candidate stands?" 1 . "Doesn't seem to stand anywhere. Keeps running around In circles." I Transferred. f, ' Ho pressed the muldon's ruby lips, Dut ho waa soon to llnd y That when she took her lips away I The ruby stayed behind. ," Gyped for Each One. I "Any uplift movements going on In I this town Just now?" "You'll have to nsk Mr. Grabioln about that." "Why so?" "By consulting the stubs In his checkbook he can name them all." Social Blunder. "Vn made a terrible break at the " wedding feast." "What did ho do?" "After they had handed him his plnte of chicken salad and the linger roll and the cup of coffee he actually grabbed a chair and sat down to eat." A Discovery. The Women's Dean Kemember, young lady, that billions of bacteria bacte-ria arc propagated through the practice prac-tice of kissing. ' The Senior That's funny. How ; lld they ever And out that bacteria i Indulged In kissing? Where Ignorance lo Bliss. "If you read more you would know i, more." tf - "Yes, and miss all the sensational eases by getting rejected for Jury duty." American Legion Weekly. If Llboral Donation. J Stella How many kisses do you al- I low Jack when saying good-night? II Mayme Oh, nny given number. li Cartoons Magazine. t Tax on Credulity. I jffr "The Jlbways intMt ho n remarkable ' ' couple." "In what respect?" v "She had most of the money when ' they married, but I understand she i f. never reminds him of It." t Terrible Blow. r "The banker's daughter turned in ; down." J "Did It break your heart?" "Worse than that. It ruined my I credit." t |