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Show A lecture on Economy. A stupid looking tramp knockod at tbo door of one of tbo finest rcsldoncos in Yonkcrs, and was received by tho lady of the bouso. "What do you want?" "Plcsso, mum, glvo mo a dlmo to buy a glass of bread scuso me, I mean a loaf of beer." "I haven't got any money." "Haven't got any money? Then, madam, I would suggest tbat you movo Into a cheaper bouse; you aro evidently living beyond your moans. Economy, is wealth. Economizo In tho matter of clothes and bouso rent. Cut your expenses, ex-penses, and then, perhaps, some day you will bavo a dlmo to spare a dlmo, mudam, that may bo the means of preventing pre-venting a hungry and thirsty fellow mortal from committing suicide; or it may be a quarter n coin of tbo value of S3 cents that will upholster tho dark clouds on tba horizon of his despairing soul with a sllvor-plated lining, and fill his stomach with Imported beer. Good day, fair lsdy." Tcxat Siftingi. |