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Show No Mnvrlagn After tho Rosurrectloii They were huvlng a mild matrimonial dlsugrcomcut, ono of thoso disputes which aro rather contests of tho wit than of tho tempor. "Hose," Tom snld, "I could never under stnud why It Is thut you girls nro so frantic to bo mnrrlod, uud thon sodlssatlsllod with tho rosult uftcrwiird," "In tho first pluco," his bettor half answered, "girls aro novor f runt la to bo nmrr'cd; thoy nrojust bullied Into It by tho men, nnd It stands to reason when thoy find out what his happened to thorn thoy would give anything lu thn world to bo out of tho fix. In tho second place, If tho girls had tre faintest idea of tho laziness uud general worthlcssness of your pox thcro wouldn't be another marriage between be-tween now nnd Doomsday For my part, I am convinced thnt tho reason thoro are to bo un marriages lifter tho resurrection Is that then) our sex will bo shown up In Its true colors, und nn girl will look at ono of you afterward." "Ingenious, my dour," ho responded, "but Improbable, bo-auso It has boon shown o or ana over thnt If there Is ono thing for which you women do not caro a tig it is moral oxcollenco; so I am Inclined to think that tho truo reason of tho suspension of marriages aflor tho day of Judgment Is thut thoro will bo no womcu saved for us to marry." "At least," sho retorted, getting ns usual tho Just won), "wo shull then bo spurod tho worst thut could do to us. Wo might bo condemnor to nu eternal mnrrlage, you know." |