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Show THAT NUMBER. - "How many women did you. try to marry mar-ry before you got me 2'- she howled in anger. . 1 - - V . 5 . "Twelve," he answered sadly. "And i never thought to count them before, either." Baltimore World. ,j . HONORS WERE WITH THE QUAKER. "You aro from the country, are vou not sir? said a dandy young bookseller to a homely dressed Quaker, who had given him some trouble. , "Yes." "Here's an essay on the rearing of calves." "That," said Aminabad, as h'e turned to leave the shop, "thee had better present to thy mother." TUTTING HIM AT EASE. C holly I said something to Miss Quickstep Quick-step the other day, and nil she said was that children and fools speak the truth I wonder, baw Jove, if she meant anything any-thing personal? Miss De Muir Certainly not. Everybody Every-body knnws ynn'-o no child. Chicago Tribune. Tri-bune. v |