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Show Some men don't shave themselves because thir wives have cornt-L "You pay yoifr.money and you take your eheicp.'' "The work lf' the sanitary department ha brought the deaC!i rate down to the point where j: is no more than tthat for the average Amorii-au city. There are;fjew. if any, American cities whi'h can boast so iowta death rate." Frederick Ha.-kir., on Panama. Salt, Lake Tribune, July 14. Washington. July 13. General Elliot.- cm-mander cm-mander of the msirine corps, at a conference today with Secretary of War Wright, urged that the marines ma-rines now in Panrjma be brought back to this country coun-try as soon as pnt-sible. on account of the climatic conditions on the isthmus. It is necessary, in the opinion of the cf!ficials here, to maintain a force there of not exceeding 400 of the l.L'On now thTf. Secretary Wrighl 'will confer with the navy department. depart-ment. Salt Lake (Tribune. July 14. - If there werene earthly chance of Preston h-ing h-ing elected p.reshl;nt, his first official act would'ne to pardon himselft Stuyvesant Fith says it is easier for a man to come down front J$l." a week to $10 a week than for another to drrjp off a proportionate number of thousands. Stuy"Esant ought to try the little end of it before he spvaks too positively. This if the timr of year that all the children enjoy en-joy school. The wheat fitWs want men to harvest the grain, but the spell-binde?r just goes on practicing. Let's see. who! fis Preston's running mate U his name Orchard ( T'aft and Brj an will both &ok with wonderinz eyes when the notification committees swoop ihm upon them. Maybe the druggists are salving their consciences con-sciences by reducing prices on "standard" article?. Some how or other, the school boy doe-n't tak? much stock in tleipossibility he holds of becoming I vice president. There is somv satisfaction in finding at lea?t ,j one presidential imdidate immovable from hi- con- viction. We hare one Preston of' the Nevada I in mind just now. A magazine writer points out that they havp 1 money panics in Europe. Maybe they d Vt ha?" enough money ovrtr there to get panicky over. Our judgment of ourselves is usually very favorable. fav-orable. Bank clearing haven't much to do with VT' perity, evidently, for they continue to show a tie crease in 0t per u:nt of the cities of the land. Save up your niloney and buy a farm. Some men are 'born great, some achieve wealth, 1 and others work for a living. . I: Strong men do not take compliments or knocKS r very seriously, except in moments of weakness. jj Jt wouldn't be f bad to be one of the gulliM? public if it didn't c ost so much. I i Even the Society for the Prevention of In ! necessary Xoises has suggestions as to what constl tutcs a sane Fouri.5 r July. |