Show I Advice tivice 1 Ice from flom It 1 us Ward aI aIA aitlA A certain Southern r railroad was In Ina Ina a wretched condition and the trains trIns w were re consequently run rumi at a phenomenally nai nally low bow rate mate rte of or speed When the tho conductor was punching his ticket et Artemus Ward ard ard who W was one uno of the lie passengers remarked Does this company compan allow alow passengers to lO she give It cc al advice If they do so su in a respectful manner The conductor i m I hi cl 1 In n gruff tones 1 J tO Well cl rt ius went on It I oc occurred oc- oc oc- oc cured corned to I me mo that It I would lie be e well wel to detach time the the cowcatcher from flom the time front flom of the lie engine and hitch it i to tho ho rear lear of 0 the time train ala for fOl you ou see e we arc are not liable lable to o overtake e a cow and und what's to pi event nt a cow from from strolling into this his car cr and biting a passenger passenger passenger- Boston Herald |