| Show I I FRAGMENTS OF FUN f fI I I And nd now Mrs Sullivan said sall Lawyer Thomson will wi you yon ou be kind I enough to tell the lie Jury whether your I husband was wa In the time habit of or striking I you wIth wih Impunity I Wid what sir With Impunity He lie sh sir now and thin but he lie me wil his hits An Irish crier at nt being ordered to clear clem tho the court did ld so by this announcement Now then all aU allye allye ye blackguards that Isn't lawyers must lave hive the time coort coort The h hat t was wa passed around aroune a certain certain tain congregation for tor the lie purpose of or taking up UI a n collection After ft it i had ma made c the time circuit of or the lie church il 11 I was handed to tho time minister who by hy the way ha had exchanged pulpits with wih the regular preacher and preacher and ho found foune not nota nota a a penny peony in iii it H. He lie inverted time the halover hat hal over the thc pulpit cushion and shook It H it that Its Is emptiness might be shown then raising his hits eyes to the lie ceiling he exclaimed with wih great fervor fervor- I tr I thank God Cod that I got back ack my hat from this congregation A hea thick headed e squire being worsted by thu time Rev Hev Sydney Smith Inan In Inan an arm argul argument t tool tOOk his revenge b by exclaiming ex exclaiming ex- ex claiming If I I had a son that hat was an idiot b by lay Jove JO I Id I'd make mako him a apar par parson on I Very probable replied Sydney but I see your our father fathe was of a aver very different mind 11 lust t a n Little None d of tf won members yomi Ot had hail a railroad railroad rail rail- ri- ri road scalon session I U understand hu lie si said do L ry- ry tato- tato the time of o the legislature this hits spring No sir sh Not a single singie one ammo was Is Issued Issued is- is sued suel was the reply Some Soma of the time members must have hated hinted to pa pay cash fares Well Vell Vel perhaps Do you think It made any difference differ ence in their heir f feelings toward the time rail rail- ral- ral k iiIi r F L tim L U A V hl IL Jj i L LI l I iu t not hot lot th o a s v ho h ni any pcr- pcr olal roa roads s' s How low was it i In lii your own case for COl instance Well cl there was ivas' just a little feeling feel eel ing just Ing-just a little lut But Bui of or course coule you ou didn't betray betry i 11 it l Ol Oh Oli no rio When I 1 rose up UI and anti stated slated that the time railroads of or this this' country countr In Injured Injured In- In 1 11 I people an and 1 killed cd 87 to every evemy one in iii an any country of or Europe and that lint the time presidents of if four foU roads had more power In Washington than ihan lh tim th whole hole presidential cabinet put to- to tl- tl gethel I was vas careful not miot to show any personal animus animus No I cant can't say sy thule there was much feeling only duly only just a little just just just l a shade Joe Kerr I 4 An n II I In Ingenious Client I want to lo engage your services zulu said an Arkansaw man mami to a lawyer sealed What hat hatI All AI right sir sl Ii be lao I I Is t time he case Theres a man in my neighborhood called caled Alex ilex I want you t I prove that thal he lie stole a saddle Did the time saddle belong to you 7 No lint But then lien you OU are arc the witness wines No I ont don't propose to have havo an thing to do if with wih the lie case Then Therm wh why do you OU want me to lo pro prove time the stole the saddle You see I 1 stole time the saddle my myself olf anti and ant If IC I 1 can prove that stole It I im i'm Im I'm all al right I IAh Ah Aim I 1 see Well We'll 01 that hat 0 O course we can cami prove that lint he lie stoles stole f it Ople Ople Read Rend Y IM Lun and mil Medicine Stop thai coughing over there cried a New York Judge Such cough coughIng coughing ing lug disturbs time the business of oC time the court There was a short painful silence writes Eli El Perkins during which pale consumptive man struggled will himself then lien coughed again and con il it i for several minutes Im Im hound bound to stop that coughing exclaimed the time ju judge ge I 1 fine you te to dollars ol rs 1 I think that thai will wI stop H It saul said sail the lie ca cadaverous manId manId man I Id be to Ja pay ha twenty dollars to have that cough stopped If I you qu youcan youcan can stop it I for am ten toil dollars you'd be beter beter e et t ter l' l get down off that lint bench and J g glo to lo practicing There's Theres monr In in I it money mone In It It-El It I-EI I El Perkins |
