Show MINISTER TRIES HAIR Ol OIL Mourners nt nl n 8 Mistake l Ii Perfume Per Iti mm fume ue It fl for li l tig Fluid Pittsburg Pa I May Ia 13 rhe The fondness fond fonti- ness ness of at a certain well known minister of the Hill top for hair oil oU an and shiny locks cause caused 1 him lIm lm considerable embarrAssment embarrassment embar embar- recently and threw a n crow of mourners mourner Into confusion Vanity of vanities saith the preacher all alls allis is s vanity but the tho text did la not prevent prevent prevent pre pre- vent the Hill top preacher from Iron slickIng slicking slick slick- Ing his hair for tor the tho funeral of or a German German yerman yer- yer Ger Ger- man who had passed into the great beyond Rev Mr 11 who was widely known Imo as ns of or an Obliging nature was WIlS asked to con conduct the funeral services in a n t neighboring parish In lit which lh pastor was ws sick The deceased was a n aGerman aGerman German who ha had been a pillar in iii the church nn and a multitude of friend paid their last respects to his remain The minister In preparing his toilet Co for I the occasion decided he would have his hl hah trimmed His Ills friend the barber r suggested a little new flew hair hall oil would be beneficial to his head and as a n result the preacher appeared at the tue house of ot mourning sleek and shining Seating Sealing beside the tho casket caskel he awaited the comIng coining oC or the e hour of service Friend after friend of or the family passed on the other oIlier side of ot the coffin 1001 looking at the till deceased Noth oth NothIng Nothing Ing especial occurred until t twp WP elderly elder elder- ly Iy German Gennan women entered the thc room an and slowly made malIc their wa way oay to the thic casket For a moment the u gazed with sorrow but ncr sorrow onu I turned to astonishment She sniffed and gave vent ent to several so expressions Tho The minister awoke from the tho tho con contemplation of his text and realized aJ ed U Ic tl hi his consternation that the lImo friends lr It sorrow failed to distinguish between lIcU the embalmed corpse COrNe and the hah balm hal oil Upon going homo home he washed out tho Ito hair hall oil 01 and nd his harbel has hos hl his custom no more moro |