| Show POINT rOC ONE WAY YAY A OTI J ANOTHER lt Long LonS' long long- ago go when when Tom Kearns vas WlL was an Innocent innocent inno hmo cent muo boy JO whacking whacking- bulls instead of or making them than th there thera was ft fl a. a great preacher named Henry Henr Beecher Tom doesn't know nn anything about 1 him tm Good m men n on were re not In ht Tom Toms line line- And therea there was was as a n. very eI popular and worthy worth writer on Bonn ers er's New ew ew York Led Ledger cr and her name was Fanny Fern Leastwise that Id fA the tho name nanie under which she sho wrote r. r for r Bonner Fanny wrote ab about ut eV everything in H Heaven cn above r a the T s earth vi nr th or nr the waters under the earth hit but domestic science was her long suit sult They didn't call It dOle domestic science dence then The They called 1 It Jt cooking And Fann Fanny b by her own own column ol mn- mn was was mistress s of oC it It One of the the things she frowned on in her copy copy was was as hot bl biscuit cutt She wild sail the they made for d dyspepsia and anel dyspepsia made for far sin fin So she warned people t from from om loot hot biscuit as she would warn then them from the tho pla plague u Henry Ward Yard nee Beecher her also wrote for Donner Bonner And nd so there was a a. sort of comradeship between Henr Henry and Fann Fanny And one time ho went up toT to T Tarrytown where Fann Fanny lived lI and too took tea with 1 her r. r And she aha had hot biscuit wIth bIscuit with butter and honey nc And Henry marvelled And ho he said sail 4 Fann Fanny wh why do you rou serve hot biscuit when you rou know mow they arc bad And Fann Fanny said 5 5 Force Foroe of or example Henry HenlY Like yourself I tell p people eople to do one thing while I do another Arid And th they both laughed And nd nd hero Is the pretty prett little Salt Lake Herald Its swivel chair read ready to declare itself ons on s cither side do of or an any question at a word from Tom Kearns earns and his crowd clowd The The- Herald Ls is t telling lUng all Its s good d and and honest readers readers and s 's and it at toast least has more or of them than has the tho Tribune TrIbune TrIbune-to to vote yote the tho straight Democratic ticket to never ne scratch to go era on and i rote to pit Jit And they thoy arc are promised th they y ym will m carr carry th the county Counts count and the tio elt city and the state But all the time timo tho the people who make mako the Herald Herald Her Her- ald RId aro going to vote the American party part ticket ticket- just as they thoy do ever every election The They sa say the they want the Democratic ticket elected d. d But the they dont don't want It enough to vote voto It IL The They never have The They never will Like Fann FannyFern Fanny FannyFern Fern they tho tell the people to do one thing while they Y do another The They know that no great number o ot of their readers will vote Yote the Democratic ticket so 50 It cant can't greatly hurt hurt- the American party chances But Ul the they h hope pe to to fool tool Just enough of ot them to let the American ticket win in And it Isn't going to win With few tev e exceptions tons the leaders of ot the American party are aro going to vote oto for Bryan Bran The They say so when they lire lue re out of the forbidding presence of or Ioe Lippman They make no jio bones of ot It They claim t to bo Republicans but U they e will vote for Bryan Brynn And they expect Democratic votes for their county American t ticket cl et And the Herald Is capping the game me Can It fool its people as tho the Tribune fools the month dollar subscribers Will m tho Democrats of ot tho the county who are aro honest even if It f mistaken obe the precept of or a pap paper r which is working every day in the week for tho the success of oC the Kearns party cause cau Do tho Democrats want tho the t to have the count county and and extend the methods of or tho the police pollee po po- lice department into the bigger avenues ot of th the count county county coun coun- t ty Do the they want tho the whole joint building by officials who aro are not responsible to the people people peo- peo pie Of or course they ther dont Then let lct them then laugh lauh a at t the tho Heralds Herald's pretense of or working for a 0 count county Democratic success Let them vote the tho lU Republica n county ticket for it Is the tho only onh chance chanco they havon have hav on earth to beat the Kearns gang ang in Salt Lake Lak e count county |
