Inter-Mountain Republican | 1907-02-24 | Page 11 | The Dictionary of Misinformation

I THE DICTIONARY II OF MISINFORMATION cx Jones loii Lexicographer A ALASKA Where ALASKA Where the stories stones dome ome from flom The Call of the Riled A star story of Z Alaska The Broilers An Arm Alaskan chorus Kid Kiel Zero the Alaska Sourdough Frost bitten l' l Feet or the tIme Lure of oC the North four North Four Best Sellers BEE DEE BEE Tho engineers a honeycomb BISCUIT BISCUiT-A BISCUIT A A rock in fir the thc sea aea of mall mali matrI I- I mon HUBBY Your hUBBY Your cooking's s 's improving m my i t dear ar this I is a lighter JI biscuit than usual Q Oh Oh darling darling- I gave you OU a n door door- doorn n knob krob I h by mi mistake Domestic Dialogues C BOILER A A means of or supplying a t. t ship U with steam and explosions CAPTAIN Whores CAPTAIN Where's Wheres re Jugging Juggins FIRST OFFICER Gone aloft sir CAPTAIN Why CAPTAIN Why FIRST OFFICER Went Went with tho the boiler boller sir sIr Nautical l Talks CORK CORK CORK-A A piece of or bark hark Immovably vally fixed in the neck of ofa a bottle FROG FROG What What legs frog como come from On a log Expiring fro frog I r will take you ou do down n a pe peg pc When hen I fricassee your our lCJ log 1 Charles Dickens GIRL knows knos Oh a girl Is a dear clear and a fl devil a-devil devil 4 A 8 sinner an and saint In one She's crooked and on the level ol She's She mad and she's hos only In fun She's stupid d and also she's sho's witty She's cruel and anel soft sort as s a dove dave Shea She's u ugly ly and ravishing Irett She's She's ohm oil sues she's Just something to tn lov love ALoi Lunacy P