Show LIGHT By L. L L. L STEVENSON Unfinished Story A friend Mend of this department happened to come up to the sea tea lion pool in 10 Central park just as 81 a gust of ot wind whisked from froma a womans woman's head one of those funny little hats As A. the owner shrieked the hat sailed out over the pool and finally did a nose nOli dive No sooner did It strike strive the surface of the water than It bobbed up again A nose of one of at the five sea lions that make their home there was the propelling power A shake of a sleek head bead settled the hat to exactly the right position and then the sea lion a good actor swam around and around as 81 If H enjoying the cheers cheen and laughter Finally Finaly still sUll wearing the hat it climbed upon the little littlestone littlestone stone stage where the sea ea lions lion sun themselves and for some minutes posed as if looking into a mirror Whether the woman recovered her ber hat cannot be stated because when my friend left the sea lion w. w was still sUll posing Mid Midtown town John Kieran who seems seem to know all the answers looking into a bookstore window at an encyclopedia encyclopedia encyclopedia en en- cyclopedia and the encyclopedia encyclopedia looking right back at him Frankle Frankie Masters putting some tome cow coins into a Babies Dabies Milk fund collection and finding that the pretty girl who stopped him is II from his horn home hometown town Robinson IlL Best Dess Johnson John son throwing darts darb at balloons in 10 ina a penny arcade John Bates Batu radio producer carrying a load ol of farming equipment and seed catalogues catalogues cata cata- to his car William Hargrave Har Hara grave baritone strolling along look ing lag in 10 windows and singing of ot all aU things Shoot the Sherbert to Me Herbert Ezra Eua Stone walking walking across the street reading a manuscript manuscript manuscript manu manu- script and end the taxi driver who almost hit him bun recognizes him bun and and anel shouts Do you want to do your our next broadcast from a hospital Equipment Recently X I heard beard Dr Karl T T. Compton president of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology ogy 00 tell ten this story An American woman in India finding it necessary to have bave her ber house bouse rewired employed employed em em- a native workman time Im after atter time he be came to her asking for tor instructions Finally becoming tired of his questions the American told the Indian to go ahead and just use ule common sense Madam returned the Indian common sense is 11 a rare gift of God Cod All AU I have I is technical edu cation Agricultural Spencer Hare Har vouches for tor this one A order mall-order house recently received this his letter from an upstate farmer I have bava read that if it you paper your henhouse henhouse benthouse hen bent house with colored bright-colored wallpaper the chickens will lay more eggs eggl I Iam Iam Iam am enclosing Please send lend me m. two rolls of at your very brightest wallpaper The company compan Immediately immediately imme sent ent this hil reply Dear air sir If H you will look on page of ot our four color illustrated catalogue you will see lee that our wallpaper Is Ie 1 1 a roll Please remit an additional CO 60 O cents The farmer farmers reply was wai brief and to the point If It I bad had your our catalogue I 1 wouldn't need your wallpaper Street Scene Two Two buxom housewives housewives house house- wives market bags in their hands bands exchanging a bit of ot gossip before climbing the stairs stain to their flats data A young oung policeman evidently on his way to the station house to report for tor duty stopping to inspect his reSection reflection re reo Section in a glass door A mail mall carrier having baving removed the tho letters letten from a corner comer box slipping into a hallway and rubbing his hi feet teet X A man with a swollen wollen jaw and eyes Indicating a sleepless night taking one glance at a dentists dentist's sign Ien then walking away rapidly A youngster young I ster ter offering a horse hone a bite of at his bi apple and letting out a yell when the impolite animal ani mal takes it all an in one gulp Snappy This exchange of repartee repartee repartee tee occurred at a dinner diMer the other evening You cant can't make a silk purse out of a sows sow's ear declared General Hugh S. S Johnson JohnsonA A good rood chemist can returned Charles F F. Kettering Bell BeU nice |