| Show D 6 l Phillips w EDSE AM ANI HENRY DISCUSS THE rilE ILANE PLANE IDEA mEA Edsel- Edsel Well Pop what do you think of it Henry Henry I I never Imagined Id I'd ever be in this business How Bow did it happen happen happen hap hap- pen anyhow Edsel We Edsel-We We Just got up one mornIng mornIng morning morn- morn Ing and found ourselves In it Henry Henry Henry-Do Do you think we can turn turnout turnout turnout out 1000 a day Edsel If Edsel-If If it can be done you can cando cando cando do it Pop i DONE YOu UN tIr nip Henry Henry All All Im I'm afraid of is that the government will keep changing the model Edsel If Edsel-If If they do that we cant can't turn out one a month Henry You Henry You know how the government government gov gov- government generally does things but Ive I've got a promise It will stick to toone toone toone one set of plans 0 She's She's a slick looker aint she Henry Not Henry Not to me me son I hate that kind of machine Mans Man's place is on the ground lIe He dont don't belong up In the air Edsel Your Edsel-Your Your early models kept him up in the air Dad Henry Henry It It wasn't the cars car's fault it was the rough roads I Edsel I Ethel I dont don't think theres there's much more work on this plane than on a ade ade ade de sedan Henry Not Henry Not as much Therell There'll be beno beno beno no women passengers In It that'll save us a lot of gadgets and fancy fancy fan fan- cy stuff We wont won't have to worry where to put the vanity case and ash tray Edsel We Edsel-We We can ean tie tiei tiei i i save a lot of time time there there there- Henry Henry Youre Youre You're telling me mel I II I I I Edsel The Edsel-The The upholstery wont won't be optional either Henry Henry But But it wont won't be easy sail ing lag We have to be careful turning out planes plane for war We cant can't make any little mistakes A loose nut may be okay in a flivver but it its it's bad stuff in an airplane A driver who gets up a mile in the air and discovers something was left off his I plane is in a tough spot I I Eds Edsel What Edsel-What What l-What What colors are we going to make these war planes Henry Now Henry Now dont don't bring up that matter One color is all Ill I'll stand for Its It's going to be hard enough satisfying everybody on this job without getting into any arguments over colors Edsel Are Edsel-Are Are you sure Washington wont won't insist on reds pinks and greens Henry Nobody Henry Nobody can be sure of Washington on anything but Ive I've got a promise and if U some bureaucrat bureau crat comes rushing in and demands that the air force torce works better In a alIght alight alight light blue plane than a gray one Im I'm going to raise the devil I I I Edsel Have Edsel-Have Have you ever thought what may be the outcome of this job Dad Maybe after we get Into production the public will want planes Instead of autos Henry Henry Im Im I'm afraid of that Edsel Maybe Edsel-Maybe Maybe the general public will always alwa's prefer to stay oh on on the tile ground Henry Henry It If you watched the average average average aver aver- age Sunday driver you wouldn't think so Edsel Edsel Well Well anyhow well we'll get busy and do our best Henry reflectively Gosh Gosh but this seems funny And to think that In the last war my contribution was wasA wasA wasA A PEACE I I PLEA Be as brutal as you may- may Bitter Ditter scornful mean meon or clever Dot Bat treat me like a neutral Say Positively mister never I Hit Felt me till the harpists play Kick me in the middle section lection Scalp me but please never say This is done for your our protection I Elmer Twitchell is so disturbed by fifth columns that he never reads beyond the first and second o I I Nobody gets more frightened by war than a holder of stocks miles away I 0 Elmer Twitchell Twitchell was was out on an the lawn with his new gasoline driven lawn mower last night Causing a neighbor to sneer A mechanized mechanized attack again I 0 The President has decorated George Cohan for composing two great war songs They are given elven as Over There and Youre a Grand Old Flag But if U Irving Berlin Bertin Ber lin tin doesn't get a little federal r recognition coe It wont won't seem quite fair Oh How I Hate lIate to Get up in the Morning MornIng MornIng Morn Morn- ing was a favorite war song too loo I I I Add similes As futile as 81 a fellow who finds he hasn't the house keys kes at three in the morning Martin R. R |
