| Show L- L i nL S Sa a 1 in z v 4 01 E Semi Nude Fashions j I II I MONICA CALIF SANTA Clothes not make may I II j the man but leaving them I of off certainly makes him fool fool- ish And that goes double for Ithe i ithe the women I Whence thence arises arise the present-day present delusion delusion de de- de- de lusion that going about dressed at Vi I i the attractiveness of 1 I I the average adult lOur Our forbears of the I Victorian era wore too much for health i or happiness o 0 r cleanliness But Isn't It worse to offend the eye all through the lingering summer summer sum sum- mer mar by not wearing enough to cover up h a blemishes Irvin a. a S. S Cobb 1 I and the bloats that come with maturity maturity maturity ma ma- Sun baths should be taken on lin a doctors doctor's prescription not atthe atthe at atthe the corner of First and Main I i Women old enough to know better better bet bet- ter are the worst offenders seems like It If only they'd stop to consider con I sider eider that the snail which Is naked would lose in any beauty contest contest against the butterfly which wears all the regalia the traffic will stand standI But even though Its It's for tor their own good you cant can't tell teU em If U somebody somebody somebody some some- body started the fad tad of going atthe at atthe atthe the game while practically nude inside of ot two weeks would be the national pastime pastime un un until til somebody else thought up a game to be played by folks without a stitch on Or anyhow just a stitch here and there Doctoring Movie lovle Scripts Script USUALLY they lay these yarns on on Mr Sam Goldwyn who thrives upon them and goes right righton righton on on turning out successes his motto being grammar as be be- between between tween friends so long as the box office shows results But for tor a change this one is ascribed to another another an an- other producer who proudly describes describes de de- scribes himself as a self-made self man which according to his crI critics is relieving the Creator of ot a considerable considerable consider consider- able responsibility and putting the blame where the blame belongs They also say no self made man should stop with the Job only partly finished But then Hollywood is full of parties trying to push Humpty off oft the wall As the tale runs this gentleman entered the conference chamber at his studio and as with a kingly gesture he laid down a fat sheaf sheat of ot typewritten pages said to the assembled intellects of at his staff in all ail my experience in the picture business this is what you might call caU unique Here is Js absolutely absolutely ab ab- the only script I have ever read in my entire I life lile I tell you that before we start I II altering It it Strikes Versus Wars D DID ID you ever notice how like a war is a strike The operator and his operatives are the shock troops that suffer suller the heaviest casualties The owner risks his profits and perhaps his market and sometimes his plant The worker work work- er gives up his wages frequently his job occasionally his life lile Stockholders see lee dividends van van- fishing and investments shrinking Citizens see Ice their communities dis Women and children go on short rations rations many a time go ac ac- hungry For as In a war I the innocent non-combatants non bear most grievous burdens Those who really garner gamer in hi the spoils professional spoils professional agitators finan cial elal buzzards eager to seize on j bankrupted Industries lawyers with their writs and their injunctions imported thugs masquerading fo for r lone one side or the other as honest hones t mechanics these mechanics these might be likened d I to stay home diplomats and profit profit- I I and hired mercenaries wh who o I induce friendly nations to turn enemies en en- emles so 0 they may gain their o own selfish ends After it its it's over we realize reaUze that tha t I almost any strike might have bee been n averted had nd common sense sense an and d common justice r rifled rather tha than n greed and entrenched stubbornness s and fomented hate And the same i is s true of ot almost any war For ever every 7 real benefit banest to humanity came out cf d peace and arbitration not out of o f battle and destruction I And heres here's I the final parallel Ul Ul- Ultimately the supposed victor finds linds himself the actual loser Ioset Tell TeU me which army won any great neat strike strike- or any great war war and and Ill I'll tell teU you who won the San Francisco fire and the Galveston flood IRVIN s. s COBB conn C C Service r lc I |
