OCR Text |
Show EXAGGERATED STATEMENT "My great-grandfather could have bought this whole township for a song," remarked the man from town. "I've heard them stories," replied Farmer Corntossel. "If they was all true there wouldn't be anybody own-In' own-In' real estate except musicians." Labor Watted Burglar What are you laughing at? Householder That yon come at night without a light to look for money where I can't find any In broad daylight. Stray Stories Magazine. Mag-azine. I Aren't We AH? Teacher asked for sentences using the word "beans." "My father grows beans," said tho bright boy of the class. "My mother cooks beans," came from another pupil. Then the third piped up: "We are all human beans." |