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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hilites Selected for Western Newspaper Union When lovers iiuanvl each thinks :lo other unpardonably slow at making mak-ing up. The (Utah) Sun. People who hit the high spots when young often spend their old age in the iow ones. The (Utah) Sun. It is wise to put your trust in God, hut don't expect Him to dish up three meals a day while you loaf on the job -The (Utah) Sun. Driving an automobile while drunk .nay become almost as dangerous as crossing a street while sober. 'Star (Nev.) Winuimueea. A statesman is sometimes a politician politi-cian who lias made up his mind that lie does not need the money. Star (Nev.) Winuimueea. What's become of the old-fashioned mother who made a five-gallon crock of cookies every Saturday. Twir '.'alls (Idaho) Times. The easiest way to flatter a Delta man is to ask his advise concerning something he doesn't know anything about. Delta (Utah) Chronicle. Sometimes we feel like we would ?ct beter results if we paid our congressmen con-gressmen and senators on a piece-time basis Biackfoot (Idaho) News. Fishing for suskers is the simplest thing in the world. Merely odvertise something for nothing and let nature take its course. Biackfoot (Ida. I Xews. An Idaho editor says we'll never get hack to the good old days until there are more hammers used on nail head and fewer official heads. News (Ida.) Hazelton. . -Many a man who doesn't believe in advertising feels like the whob; ivorld sees it when his name is misspelled mis-spelled in the paper. Delta (Utah.), Chronicle. The women appear to be taking a lot of interest in politics. Fine, of course, because without the women this nation would be a stag-nation. Ash-ton Ash-ton (Ida.) Enterprise. College girls who used to blush nt he mention of ankles now laugh at the sight of knees. This is said to he the result of higher education. Price (Utah) Advocate. An up-state editor says we'l never sft back to the good old days unil here are more hammers used on mil heads and fewer on people's heads. Delta (Utah) Chronicle. i Our sufferagettes have not smashed windows like they did In England, but they have smashed a lot of false Impressions Im-pressions and many precedants. Winnemucea (Nev.) Star. There Is still one woman who can make us love her -whether she wear short skirts or not, nnd that's tha lady on the American dollar. Tyva.-mid Tyva.-mid (Utah.) Mt. Pleas-ant. i Put In 00 per cent of your time tendin' to your own business and 40 per cent lettln' other people's business alone find you'll get in but darn littlo trouble. News (Ida.) Hazelton. j Now that the government lias ruled it lawful for a doctor to prescribe beer we suppose the fellows who like beer will be afraid there Is some kind of ft catch in It. Times, (Idaho) Meridian. Although most people have to worlf some to coax the grass to grow on their front lawns, It flourishes In tlia garden without the slightest encouragement. encour-agement. Winnemu-eoa (Nev.) SUtr. Nolhlng on earth would miake tho average woman happier than for her husband to admit some lime that her pies and coffee- were as gtxnl "as mother moth-er used to make." News (Ida.) Hazel-ton. Hazel-ton. There Is one fel'o v you can't afford to argue with, and thats the one who declares there's no money In doing unto un-to the other fellow as you would want him to do unto you. Hazelton (Ida.) News. When you tell lh" editor to put: you on his subscription list you gladden his heart, but when you tell him and pay him .'it the same time you make both Ids stomach and his pocket feel good. Hazelton (Ma.) News. Mai'.v a man -thinks he is picking a chick. -i when he is only picking a lemon.- -Tribune, (i'al.) Santa 'ruze. We know now that a dollar goes farther ilian it used to. Iic-ansf we have to g-, farther to get a dolar. f'olumh'u (' ".) Record. Humorist won the English derby ..i;ii-d:iy. Tlnr-o who bet on noma n" of ihe !!!:. T 2'J s'ar'ers probably id tint c humor In the u't'J'iUon. .;uuo (Mom.) Miner. |