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Show Case for an Expert. Mr. Swivel was much perturbed to find that the three pounds of meat which he had purchased for dinner hud mysteriously " disappeared. His wife, aiding in the search and noticing what she took to he a guilty look on the face of the family cat, pointed tc It, and said : "There's the meat." "Why, no," objected Swivel, "that little thing couldn't get away with three pounds of meat. Still, let's weigh her and find out." They did so. The scales registered an even three pounds. "Yes," he admitted in puzzled tones, "there's the meal, all right, hut Where's the cat?" American Legion Weekly. |