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Show WHY SOME MEN LEAVE HOME This Kind of Thing, Served Up Daily, Would Drive Almost Anyone From His Loved Fireside. "George, dear," cried wifey from the bedroom, "have you shut the dining room window?" "Yes, love." "Put the plate basket behind the bookcase V" "Urn !" "Have you put the dog out?" "Yes." "Sure you bolted the scullery door?" "Sure." "Turned off the gas in the cellar?" "Yes, precious." "Wound the clock?" "Yes, darling." "Brought iu the mat from the porch ?" "I have, my ownest." "Have you locked up (he wine?" "Yes, yes, my sweetheart. I have done even that." "Well, there's no need to get wild about it. Why can't you come fo bed at some decent hour? What on earth have you been doing down there nil tlds time?" London Tit-Bits. |