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Show The Seats of the Migh-iy. ' A certain captain went calling upon the village belle. The old man kept a very vicious housedog, and upon the occasion of he officer's call the dog was untied. When the fearsome canine ca-nine had finished with the captain the seat of the lntter's trousers was missing. miss-ing. His brother officers, joshing him about bis predicament, asked if the girl was worth risking his anatomy in that fashion. The captain replied: "Maybe not. but I have always been willing to give up my seat to any lady !" Judge. |