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Show it's a Mortal Cinch. That the fellow who calls you up at 2 a. m. on the telephone by mistake is going to call you down. He Is going go-ing to say: "Wbat7 Ain't this sir-eleven sir-eleven sixty-six? Well, why in blazes ain't it?" That the pie that comes home from the grocery is going to have a cracked top and part of the edge peeled off. That the telephone is going to be busy for half an hour when you want to get your wife in a hurry. I That the fellow is going to marry the girl before you get to the end of the book. That the good things on the quick-lunch quick-lunch bill of fare are going to be gonev before you get there. That your automobile is going to balk just as soon as yon pick up someone some-one to whom you have been praising your car all summer. That the lady with the large hat will get peevish at you when she runs into you and twists it out of shape. Philadelphia Star. |