Gunnison Valley News | 1919-11-07 | Page 4 | A Few Smiles

f- ............................. ! A FEW SMILES j 4- - Not a Chance. Jones Just a tip about Brown he intends getting a car from you and , he'll never pay. Auto Agent What shall I say when : he calls? Jones Just tell him the truth about your car anything to keep him from buying. The Way of It. "It was very unlike un-like the majority of 'business men the way Ananias got into trouble." "How was it?" "Through both ' his assets and his lie-abilities." Tlie Cause. "What makes Stiiiins such a queer lead color?" "I guess it is the plumbago his wife says he has in his back." . His Way. "Did the foreign nobleman you wore speaking of travel in this country I incognito?" J ".No, he traveled in a Pullman." i Tickled to Death. I "Do you think your father will c o u s e n t to our marriage?" 1 "Wait until the bills' for this mouth come in and then I am sure he will he glad to have you take me oil his hands."