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Show His Advice. "Get on the water wagon," the man advised one woman who has heart trouble. "If you don't you'll have every disease imaginable or real. You'll imagine you have diseases you don't have, and have real diseases you'll never dream of having. "Heart disease! I've had heart disease dis-ease all over me, from the roof to the cellar, from the brisket to the backbone. back-bone. Got over it to a degree after I'd cut out the dynamite dinners, after I'd put a yellow flag in front of every dynamite joint I knew, hut' never, fully recovered until I had climbed to the top of the water wagon and made up my mind to stay there or die, knowing I'd die if I didn't. Avoid logwood, and India rubber chickens as you would the pestilence. Exercise, eat plainly, and get a seat on the water wagon where there's no danger of being toppled top-pled off. Sure cure and costs less, too, than a doctor's prescription." |