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Show The Only Way. The automobilist, in charge of . the constable, is haled before the village magistrate. "This is an outrage, sir," protests the captive. "A most villainous outrage!" out-rage!" "So?" asked the magistrate. "So? The officers timed you carefully and found that you were making fifteen miles an hour." "Fifteen miles! Fiddlesticks! I was going a good forty, and I want to say to you right now that the next, time I come down the pike into your town I shall be going eighty miles an hour and shall 1 not stop for signals, but shall plow through policemen and everything else." After paying his fine the automobilist automo-bilist returns to his machine and remarks re-marks to his companion: "Of course I wouldn't do all that, but nowadays a fellow has to talk like old Captain Kidd if he wants to get any mention of his arrest in the papers." |