Show PROBLEMS FOR PHILOSOPHERS. What sortf knot did pigsty? When the sun roBe did the mountain moun-tain peak? Isn't it funny to ee a dish mop? Were your fingers ever nipped in the teeth of a gale? Is it safe to deposit money in a snow bank? Is a single room a bachelor or spinster? .How refreshing for a hot day to put on a laundress! Should an actress return curtain 1 alls? Are "water babies" rocked in the cradle of -the deep? i . Is your boy's room a sunny room? Do you weigh trout with fish scales? Is a spider web-' ed? Would you dresi chicken In ruffled ruf-fled feathers? IsllllllllllllMislllllllWHsKHiimiH Is a grass widow bothered with widow's weeds? Did the cruel man keep the pupil of his eye under the lash? Does an actor shave with a curtain raiser? Is a poorly paid baker always kneading the dough? Did the clock stop when it was caught striking the hour? The Idiot. |