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Show Should Worry It is now asserted that the Lord's Prayer was originally written in Arabic verse. A drink in need is a drink indeed. The appropriateness of the nmo Garrlsoli for secretary of 'war still continues to delight. Mrs. Wilson's secretary at the White House is known as Miss Helen Woodrow Bones. Sister Bones, eh? Before he was elected, Woodrow Wilson was called "the profossor" by tho opposition press in IDI the hope that the name would be obnoxious. Now 1 that Mr. Tuft is retired to private life ho Is a rea) ll professor. Pocatello wont Republican what a far cry ll from November to April! Sl Among bachelors betwoon twenty and forty H five it is said the mortality Is vory high about H 27 per cent, while among married men during th- H same period it is but 18 por cent. But whilo tho H bachelors livo they enjoy life. 9 Speaking of tho flood, and Bryan's safe escape H did any one think ho'd sink? H Broadway, New York, is considering tho closing H of cabarets each night with prayer. Wine not? 9 A young sophomore named Decatur Wroto a letter ono day tp his muter, 9 Saying "Send m o somo V's, H Dear Ma, If you please, 9 For I haven't tho ne rve to touch pater." 9 An Arkansas doctor hammorcd out a silver doT- 9 lar and patohod the fractured skull of a patient. 9 But the deooration of ivory with silver Is by no 9 means now. 9 The first limerick to roach tho Whito House 9 is from Buffalo. President Wilson is a lovor of 9 this form of verse and is an export both in re- 9 membering them and in writing thorn. Tho ono re- 9 ceived enmo from T. 13. Martin, who proposes hint- H self as "president of tho LLmorick socloty." It Is. 9 Said a man of New Jersey named Woodrow, 9 "The great ship of sta to I sure could row." 9 He Is now at the oar, 9 Launching out from tho shore, 9 Proving he surely cou Id row and Woodrow. 9 |