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Show H '1BhI v SONG OF THE WILD CHAUFFEUR. R ''I'ThHHb 1 want to go out in my automobile, I nill(fiH& My utomobubblety-bobblety-bubble. H '(JraHH Anrt rattl and roar tl I run against trouble; U fmnflHw I want to cut loose with the Gabriel tooter, REt iliHR! ' To slcip and to scamner ut with my scooter, IS 'liflHHf My howler, my yeller, my shrieker, my hooter. rtflmHHI My automobubblety-bobblety-babble, I . That roars at the rubbering ring of the rabble, IHBb! My trlplG expansion and forty horse douule, IwRHHi My automobubblety-bobblety-bubble, '''friwStti With honkety-honkety,honkety-bing! I.'iHHH 1 want to whop out and go whirling and whizzing fBH And 8Cootlng and tootihg and fizzing and sizzing And flipping and flashing and fussing and flying And gliding andsllding and shooting and shying; I want to go tilting around every corner A-honking and honking my Gabriel warner; I want to scare dogs till they seem to have rabies; I want to bewilder nursemaids with their babies; I want to whirl past the old men with their crutches And call back their youth with my hair raising . touches; 1 want to go puffing and panting, pellmelllng, And coughing and crying and screaming and yelling" yell-ing" By street and by store and by doorway and dwelling, dwell-ing, To ride in my automobubblety-bebble, "' Surrounded by dust and by smoke and by pebble My automorammer I . My automoslammer Ker-smash ! I want to wind up with a tire on my collar, To face a repair bill that takes my last dollar; r want to go smash in the smashest of smashes The end of the worst of all death daring dashes; To fly in the air and come down in the stubble, Commingled with all of my automobubble, Mixed up and mixed in and securely entangled with all the machinery hopelessly mangled, The Gabriel horn in a twist beyond tooting, The wheels past all chances of skidding or scooting. scoot-ing. Oh, let' me go out in my automobobble, My automobubblety-wibblety-wobble, With honkety-honkety-honkety-bang ! And sizzlety-fizzlety-whizzlety-whang! - - My automobipper My automozipper r Ker-smash! Str Louis Republic. |