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Show FUDGE. I Mansfield, the greatest living actor, does it in I his "Julius Caesar," Mrs. Fiske, the greatest liv- ing actress, does it in "Mary of Magdala." Lcal I Exchange. I The greatest living actress Well, well, well.. Hf The annual Bnake hunt at Popperton with B judge and Mrs. Powers the leading spirits, was a K smaH. select and informal affair which claimed at- H tention on St. Patrick's day. Owing to the frost H( jn the ground the hunt was rather unsuccessful, H only forty-two scalps being counted up to sun- Hl down, when refreshments were served. m A supplementary affair of large proportions H will be given about the last of May, and the Juuge K' expects all friends to assist in driving the rep- H tiles from the tulip patch. H & & & H Society is indebted to Billy Igleh'eart and Joe B Priest for a pleasing innovation, and one which H will become universally popular at a single bound, B Did you notice during the Fiske performance, B after the second act I think, tiiat Billy and Joe B exchanged wives with one another, until the. fall B of the final curtain, meeting at the door afterward B to tlme to escort tneIr ladies home. That's the B best stunt of the winter, and while it may have B ben thought of before where possibly the family B ties are not so strong as in the case cited, no H one has been daring enough to do it, for Salt Lake H is so small you know. H 3 vV tV H Mr. and Mrs. D. W. McAllister are now re K ceiving their friends in the cosy home they r- H cently purchased at 135 P street. K & & B Mr. and Mrs. M. J. Kennedy are rejoicing in B the arrival of a cunning addition to the family, B t B I have received the following in a handwriting B that strongly resembles that of a famous female B divine, says Town Topics: B When Senator Smith to Washington comes, B They'll greet him with positive glee; B And loudly tattoo on their bass social drums, B And ask him to dinner and tea. B A novelty surely never amiss, B So hail to him when he arrives, B With his one little, two little, three little, four lit- B tIe' ' B Five little Mormon wives. B & je ? """ B "What do you think of the Mormon doctrine of B plural marriages?" B "I think it's singular." H "Your reply makes it paradoxical." Polly Pry. |