Garland Globe | 1910-12-10 | Page 7 | In Perplexity

In Perplexity. "Michael Dolan, an' Is it-yourself?" "Yes; sure it is." "Well, ye know thot bletherin' spalpeen, spal-peen, Widdy Castigan's second husband?" hus-band?" "That I do." "Ho bet mo a bob to a pint I couldn't swnlly an egg without break-in' break-in' tho shell ov It" "An ye did it?" "I did." "Then phwat's nilln' yo?" "It's doon there," laying his hnnd on tho lower part of his waistcoat. "If I Jump about I'll break it and cut mo Btomach wid tho shell, an' if I kapo quiet it'll hatch and I'll havo a Shanghai Shang-hai rooster scratchin' mo inside."