Garland Globe | 1910-12-10 | Page 6 | Old Pete's Little Joke

Old Pete's Little Joke. Foolish questions anil funny answers wore under discussion in tho Trenton avenue and Dauphin street police station sta-tion the other day, and after listening for n while to some nmuslng instances, Sergeant McCay told tho following: "Old Pete Flood was the attendant In tho Franklin cemetery somo yenrs ago, nnd it became the custom to ask him how business was, Just to hoar his reply. It camo In a heavy bass voice: " 'Ain't burled n living soul today.' Philadelphia Times.