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Show NOT TO BE RELIED UPON. "Why is an automobllo llko a woman?" wom-an?" asked tho comedian boarder as ho peppered a hard-boiled egg. Tho .cynical bachelor was thoughtful. thought-ful. "necauso It Is so expensive" "Good; but not tho right answer.". "Ah, now I havo It. Becauso it has wheels." "Uncomplimentary, but not correct." "Becauso It Is nlways running peo-plo peo-plo down." "Unkind, but nwny off." "Well, I give It up? Why Is an automobllo au-tomobllo like a woman?" "Because It needs every attention, and after you give it every attention It Is liable to blow you up without a minute's notice." Chicago Dally Nows. |