Garland Globe | 1909-10-30 | Page 7 | Never Opened His Mouth

Never Opened His Mouth. "Not infrequent rays of unconscious humor illumine tho otherwise impossible impos-sible stories that como to my desk from amateurs," says a reador for ono of the magazines. Recently I chanced upon this choice bit: " 'John, tho husband, and Grnco, tho wife, ate on together in silence. Thero was Indubitably an 111 feeling between them. Tho husband dovoured n plate or soup, half a fish, an entrco or two, a plcco or roast beof, together with a sweet, without ever onco oponlng his mouth " 1