Garland Globe | 1909-07-31 | Page 6 | How He Kept His Clothes Dry

I .How He Kept His Clothes Dry. .Among a large shooting party. on a Scottish grouso moor was a certain elderly professor whoso skill with his gun was hardly equal to the profundity profundi-ty ol his Intellect. Suddenly a heavy storm of rain enmo on, and as there was no shelter on tho moor the shooters shoot-ers got thoroughly drenched through. 'At least, all but ono suffered the pro-feseor. pro-feseor. lie had mysteriously disappeared disap-peared when tho rain camo on, nnd he did not rejoin tho party until tho bud was shining onco moro. To the amazement of tho others the erudite ono was as dry as n bone. The others, ' drenched and disgusted, Inquired ol him how It was ho had escaped t wetting. "Directly tho rain came on,' replied tho professor, "I went off by myself, stripped oft my clothes, nnfi K.t on them until tho storm waa over."