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Show RATHER AN APT COMPARISON. Humorous Thought That Occurred to Jim When H: First Occupied Hit New White "Bald." The prize to-day goes to a Virginia woman, who sends mo this darky story; My colored girl not only kcops my houso in exquisite order, but is proud of her own homo and spends lime and money on It She purchased a whito cnamot bod and I asked l'lcr if hor husband hus-band liked It. "Yessum, Jim ho like dat whito bald I done git ho Hko It all right. Las' night I had dono fix dat bald up wld a sprald an' I got now pillcrshams an' It look moughty clean nn' whito. Jim ho oridrcss heso'f nn' git Inter bald, an' ho Ho dcro and doan say nuttin' twell I hear him sayln': " 'Lizzie' " 'Well, I say, 'whatcher wan', Jim?' "'Lizzie, docs yo' know what I minds' myse'f of in dis white bald?' '"No, Jim, I doan know what yo' minds yo'se'f of.' "Jim he chocklo nnd den ho sny: fly in a pan of milk!'" Now York Telegraph. |