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Show OF TWO EVILS, ETC. Youngster Evidently Had His Own Idea as to the Choice, j My neighbor, writes a correspondent, ! has four young sons, whom ho nnd Ills wlfo duly lend to church every Sunday. Sun-day. Just as tho sermon wns about to begin last Sunday ono of tho boys was observed to look very uncomfortable, uncomfort-able, and, having explnlncd tho naturo of his sufferings, was sent homo. His younger brother, in an urgent whisper, whis-per, demanded of his mother: "Where's Tom gono?" "He's gono homo." "What for?" "Tho mother whispered, low: "He's got toothacho." And tho Ind, as ho sat up to listen to tho prenchor, muttered, in p stage whlppcr: "Lucky dog!" |