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Show RECIPE FOR REAL TROUBLE. Cheerfully Contributed to an Alrsady Unhappy World. Trouble making Is nn older Industry than tho manufacture of steel. Cnln, tho troublo maker, got into action bo-foro bo-foro Tubal Cnln, tho iron worker; nnd Eve got Adam into hot water long beforo tho Poller Makers' union began business. There aro three kinds of troublo Imaginary, borrowed nnd real. Imaginary troublo conMsts of railroad rail-road accidents, earthquakes, flrcs, suicides, sui-cides, tho poorhouso, death, and tho grnvc, carefully mixed nnd taken nftor a lato dinner, or a drop In tho stock market. Ilorrowed troublo is tho kind wo get from our relatives. Its principal Ingredients In-gredients aro visits, borrowed money, birthday presents, advlco and expectations. expecta-tions. Hut tho real artlclo Is produced pro-duced as follows: Put tho sandnls of endurnnco on your feet, toko your llfo in your hands nnd follow by turn tho How-to-Uo-IIappy Philosopher, tho Preuchor of Physical Culture and tho Apos'tlo of Diet. Puck. |