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Show Optimist and Pessimist. Sydney Itosenfeld onco wroto n comedy, com-edy, entitled "Tho Optimist," which achieved success nfter tho production, but wns a long tlmo reaching the stago. Manager after manager refused tho manuscript, nnd ono day Mr. Hoscnfold, whoso patlcnco was exhausted, ex-hausted, blurted out to his solo auditor: au-ditor: "Of courso you don't appreciate tho piny! You don't oven know tho meaning of its namol" "Yes, I do," protested tho impresario. im-presario. "Well," insisted Itosonfold, "what's tho difference bctwocn nn optimist and a pessimist?" Tho manager barely hesitated: "An optimist is an oyo doctor," ho said; "a pessimist Is a foot doctor." Sunday Sun-day Mngarluo. |