Garland Globe | 1907-03-09 | Page 7 | Long Sermons

SLong Sermons. Mark Twain tells this story, the moral of which you may supply yourself: your-self: "I went to church ono tlmo and was so Impressed by what tho preacher preach-er told mo about tho poor heathen that I was ready to give up a hundred dollars of my own money and even go out and borrow moro to send to tho heathen. But tho minister preached too long, and my enthusiasm began to B drop about ?25 a drop till thoro was ij nothing left for tho poor heathen, and H by tho time ho was through and tho II collection was taken up I stolo ten H cents off tho plate." Southwestern's H book.