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Show The Right Cow Side. A city newspaper artist drow tho plci turo of a milk man diligently engaged In milking n cow. A country editor protested on tho grounds that no highly high-ly respectablo cow would permit a man to oxpurgato tho lacteal fluid while sitting at tho wrong sldo of the cow. "You nro entirely mistaken," ropllod tho artist, "for had I not known that tho cow would not kick, I should have, never placed tho man on tho wronj sldo of tho bovine. In fact, my cowl novor kick, my dogs nover growl, my horses never run nway, my portrait! nover speak. Thank Cod for that!" Some of tho portraits of deceased notables always awaken tho though! of tho boyhood nxlom, " 'Taln't no fall to strlko a man when ho's down," |