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' k i ??- kk- ' ' - -k - k' : ' - 11 J I 4 ' 4 f - I ' ' - - - a - Z 1 f is - - t 5 Editorial THURSDAY MARK A M 2 OCTOBER O Page 1SI3 V j PROGRESS A ODhRX LOST Herald The ' A : -Repiiblican ' SALT LAKE CITY UTAH HINT Utah B must read in the tablets of pioneen BRYAN has doubtless often wished that the ’AMUSEMENTS TODAY H Sand a Cure for Stomach Ills ried Baked memories the story of its own advancement the Republican National convention or Raw outcome of had Salt Lake: theatre “Stop Thief”8:15'p m Progressis but relative: it comes into tho Chicago made a deeper impression upon at and It Orpheum theatre —— Vaudeville2:15 m Works its only 'when gauged by the days that Wonders Say Respected Hoosier Citizens j him Air Bryan sat in the press section of 8:15 Mire own Although m have gone before The Utah theatre — Willard Mackj- Marjorie Rambeau present day possessorof the the Coliseum and observed the proceedings pf that the pioneers and stock heritageot that he did must find in the history of memorable meeting it is certain not company in “Scandal Alley”2:15 m ana s:io their struggles and their m sufferingsthe true standard realize that it spelled defeat for the Republican party p Empress1 Muncie Ind Oct 'theatre — 2:30 P by m which he may he — (Special)— Utah’s steady march along Had been optimisticregarding Democratic 7:30 and 9:15 I’D m m George AV rax more Cromer of Muncie and N the pathway of destiny Only 1 by comparing his lot success it is doubtful whether he would l)gvc compiled Pantages theatre two other A — mVaudeville 2:45 P m highly respected citizens of this Told e4m with 7:30 9:15-p that of them that conquered the desert the m and the sort of platform for his own party that now ds town John of iron may Licensed pictures itzgibbons president American theatre— motion an generation that possesses this great his friend the commonwealth making much trouble for him and Bbleve 1 It concert orchestra and pipe Special fea-I and Harry Vif well Long known organ company gauge its blessings And in the simple ceremonies President ture “The Battle at ort Laramie” in two reels Me announce that they have made a attendant upon yesterday’s unveiling of the seagull theatre — pictures As a minority party with no hope of succeeding and Liberty motion the science music Special feature “The Prisoner of which should revolutionize in the of the the monument temple grounds Utah of today looks to administrativecontrol government and art of medicine It is a simple cure for back I ienaa in rour reels upon Utah of that distant periodand marvels at Democracy was accustomed for yearsto loading its indigestionand other ills the human stomach is the distance traveled quadrennial declarationsof faith with heir to W SamP' UGAfe Occurrences like that of yesterdayhold an absorbing devices No matter what was suggested if it meant sand Eat earnestly say these crentlemen mire interest for citizen of the state in to the of few voters it every concern pandering views a was EMPRESS THEATRE unadulterated sand — parboiled baked or fried and ggr them is not merely the exclusive property of those because the builders of thd platform felt — and will forgetthat you have Anna Kremser on the bill you and live to a the gulls GMOLASSO stomach to whom that their memorable visit of the marks a customary defeat would relieve them openingat the Empress theatre yesterday to green and happy old age Each of these- men was LOVE’ vital epoch in the of their religious faith In of all Bryan must have progress responsibility Certainly Mr week the mainstays of what is by far run a are from until he tried the Paving recalling acute stomach trouble the days when the pioneer battled with the been in that usual frame of mind when he indited the best act of its kind that has been put on at the wonderful sand cure Now they are all and ON TV forces of nature when life reverted to the primitive platform that sounded ringing foreign policy and M I Empress for many a day Molasso would be a bright-eyed and declare that their general health has in feature act on any circuit and has been on most of ilipinos aspectand actuality the great gulf a few years has that pledged independence for the been improved 75 them for that matter Mlle has received Kremser per cent the of understanding will for the bridged comes within purview complete not urge President Wilson autonomy from the critics and press agents sand will do the trick for encomiums “Raw said in the many people” Ml The faith we of today some Philippinesbecause he understands the people of the for the graceful manner in which she falls down a may repose itzgibbons “Baked sand will do it for me the stairwayof eleven steps Another state of our birth or adoption is renewed by comparison islands- are not ready for it He But that part of the act calmly ignores is startling than the one that follows it might have to have the sand parboiled ’steamed or fried with the primal Utah of the past and accentuated platform promise to that effect And although the whenno more two also come men down the steps arms Just look me over Before took the baked sand cure by reflection the these of faith he solemnly promised to wonderful change declaration support locked upon men and one of them holding a revolver I was and subject to violent and nervous generally run down in the material given them and just the of the policy he and his the aid of wrought defend promised reverse M Molasso premiere have women attacks ol stomach trouble which made me worthless of events like that this seagull and good “mise en scene” and also some capable assistants The commemoration Mr Bryan have followed in the Mexican complication at are five of the latter of Serina nuisance to my friends and my that is whom promf? my desk and neither has seemed outwardly disturbedthereby Mollasso There monumentrecalls are of valueto an agespiritual and Billy Engle stand out most ii mere is any one else witnessing desperate combat between the Had Mr Bryan been able to read and interpret nently by virtue of a little comedy dance that is in the world who feels better than and-the grossly materialistic Whatever impresses the scroll of the future much that the Democraticplatform clever and original But M 6RAVPL Molasso and Mlle do these days or who can stand Acute Kremser supply the grace'andthe beautyof movement man with the circumstance that there are forces he contains would have been omitted A and the startling effects that make the act more and be work pleasanter May US e and he explain by cannot understand happenings can “go” And STi?oj6e Dterc go it does as the applausewhich greets about it than I’d helpful the myself the further no known hypothesis is pendulum it bears evidence STATE AIR EE like to get look at him travels towards commonplace explanationof ollowing the Gaumont review- which by the The sand HAVE? reducing the admission fee the directors of the way shows the parade of use is the common the Wards of the Wizards MS N unusual occurrences the weaker grows one’s hold upon TN DoM'r A A state fair have actedin the spirit that prompted the of the Wasatch held in Salt Lake recently with ordinary sand the of all good that and comes or them source pause of this who adds to some rather Lew Palmore timeworn the dirt picked out” great annual exposition Its primary juggling A’SPUAt-T there is benefit whatever the conclusion they founding acts the feature that he does the I’ve “A object is the instructionof the people and any juggling It has been PCpiNS reach while he is dancing suggested SUCM Altcer may obstacle to a full attendance whatever its character TUAT”S Co Luciano Lucca has surprisingvoice At times that inasmuch as the £ J To those visitors to whom: this monumentand its tends to — Opportunities for it is nearly if not quite and his friends defeat the end in view soprano and at other STONE'S'J story will hold an unique interest it should be pleasing affect only those that times tenor He sings a duet all by himself in have carried their experiments instructioncan come within for Utahns to relate that it designed by a their that takes his hearers off their feet was manner purview and the thousands that benefit directly this far they might Its beauty and Jules in soft straw hat and peculiar tie Utah artist appropriatenessprose as Bernard the fair are those that visit it Indirectlyit and lorence Scarth in acouple of pretty gowns go farther and investigate have many other instancesthat the virgin soil of the from citizen of the chaff and chatter the welfare of state put on an ac’t of as the program as to the curative every new commonwealth fostered conception of the promotes truthfully powers which is however beside the point at issue announces that got the laugh of cobblestonesfor liver beautifulas well as the utilitarian afternoon the of fee is to have While increase the asphalt now seen The denouement in “The Watch” the sketch complaint and been that does not affect the circumstance Charles l an error W Bowser and company put on is both a brick for Bright’sdisease AN ATLANTIC PLIGHT time the audience is i that the instructionand entertainment afforded are surprise and a relief or a up for a A VIATOR GARROS who “flew” across the Medi-terrancanwell worth the admission price that was asked But all keyed endingto the 1914 motor car models play with Thehave two or three deaths but it turns out the other day in eight hours says it is the than half century during which the smaller that the old been here two is they all more not so as man The physicallypossible to travel by airplanefrom England fee was the weeks or more and still TUe collected tended to establish it firmly as to think cast includes Mr LUNCH (4OU7C seemed Bowser you postpone your Christmas to North America by way of Iceland somewhat the market price precedents although they mean little who is well known to the vaudeville stage Harold are® WUBM WE ALU ACQUIS’ Parks who gets about all that he can out of the State shopping— Columbia route suggested in these columns in comments on the to have —TU5S APE UTS uncomfortable influence lines an and Jean and many persons Barry Ethel Dane handsome remarkable flight to Tunis But Garros qualifies this even though it be but barely perceptible who would go far to dress up any sketch women statement by saying that the time has not yet come rey puts on an alleged German accent mie” The legislative committee which recommended the Henry which will be shown at the American theatre for such venture Later he intimates it may be advancein price doubtlesstook cognizance of the fact of the stage variety Sonie of his stuff is new and for three days today The story has commencing and there are one or two pieces been possible to try it with good so new taken from chance of success He that the increase merely reached the standard long some not an incident which actually the jokes are more broad than funny an-Withwhere during- the frontier days series of three flights to Icelandand thence expositions years ago A for similar and less many proposes established pretentious of Verdi is by the terrific Indian attack The centennial recognized in the culminating to the mainland Newfoundland and from there to That from “11 TroVatore” and the of the soldiers at the 'army post and the massacre however does not affect the undoubted orchestra by numbers strategy The-Grouch each flight being little longer than his own the program of a trans-A wisdom of the fair directors in meeting the popular program announces that on October all army who their death joung surgeon avenges will be selections from the great cd terran can nineteenth form one of the most thrilling pictures of frontier passage The best chance of success demand for the reduction century days In addition to this composer feature picture an unwould be with a light swift monoplane and not a usuauy powenui Ttagraph drama entitled “The By Robert G Welsh hydro-aeroplane Race” telling a thrilling story of an automobile THEIR OWN PITALL PANTAGES arises in this it is in California A question connection whether the person who will be shown posed for “September race Two comedies is that the country will sympathizeWHILE IT highly improbable will conclude the not possible to devise duplex engine arrangement for she program of Congress Morn” created considerable impression with the members Copyright 1913 by the Press Publishing Col Democratic long and particularlyoversea flights says the Washington had on the six who- appear at Pantages nothing been humiliated by the President It is inTTPmrv lx Post On this week with Lottie Mayer and Vivian nacKATr a four-reel moHEN the Garros’ crossing- of the Mediterranean who have that Marshall tion picture of James “The Prisoner of by their in Zenda” TX’ ill K subserviencethey have in the “diving nymphs” stood caught a glimpseof Blinks in the other day ho felt at one time keen “September Morn” Tit— anxietyre escapable toaar picture is from by and shivered onunn uiueny This the crowded street he rushed Wilson’:? acquaintance with and refused to get into the deep the studio the in and garding the possible breaking of a valve spring the vited his disrespect Mr limited prior but these gals go far and deep and are able to amous Players New York over with fire in his eye is said to art’ to his nomination be a masterpiece in of have his He was doubtless photographic Mr fiuluro which would topped statesmen small boy a “Say Blinks” he growled engine show the average whole lot of stuff Hackettis one of the greatest actors of the present and we lie quite to the presidency fancy was about diving They dive “is it true that you called me in all sorts of ways and could not of ’ourse have left his seat to repair the day His vigorous art his robust force his ‘artistic’?” for the pathetic readiness ivith they from all of positions big fish of which sorts and even a manly strength and engaging manners have made engine even if the monoplane retained momentum unprepared the south Pacific be to “Ye ye — yes” u red would ashamed sufficient to hold it aloft accepted his orders Had they stood upon their rights compete him admired universally His methodsof dramatic With reserve motor to be Blinks — “but it with these six The act is one of the best of its as a interpretation are peculiarly adapted meant the people refusing kind that to film adoption Yes indeed switched on in case of break the gravest danger in as the chosen representativesof and ever has been seen here compliment and the motion pictures of “The Prisoner their convictions of so!” flight would be their individuality Tojjetti and Bennett the bill as eliminated to surrender on novelty supply him long distance water A appear Zenda” with an unprecedentedoppor don’t thank anv man his demand he might have and punished dancing act termed the “Dream Dance” The “Well thuand with at fought machine equipped mechanician tor aispiay or those emotional all that it implies and they powers and itio calls me ‘artistic” yelled the them but he would not have treated them as inconsequentialsplendid name perform in tunity faculties which have Drought him the world-wide the pilot “Don’t you would be virtually immune to ever do it again!” manner Their act on an ordinary bill fame he possesses “But — but but ain’t you artistic?” asked the possibility of "engine trouble" which causes the schoolboys which they now allege he has the would head the show dazed Blinks — Alfredo Marshall would have been worthy majority of aviation accidents Thus the solution of done REX A Davis’s office “I love beautiful to the at the Rex things” said the of any of allies for he can — Managera the problem of long flying be solved habits are tenacious and the President Balkan theatre resembled oversea The years more than theatrical “but does may catch any number of balls and a so everybody else If thev would have headquarters yesterdaynurserv be criticised for dropping occasionally stopped cannon for most of the dav don’t they oughtto the of the and the that’s all through evolution heavier cannot Turks in their advances He is billed T The more powerful into the Jc IO CUlHpitliliiiarrangements for its big baby “Why separate me— from the rest of my kind and resourcefulaeroplane rather than vernacular and customs of the schoolroom as heavyweightjuggler and demonstratedthat jvUA through the show to be held this month when the audiences just because insist on looking for Beautv stunt His act was hit where development of speed at the sacrifice of dependability in dealingwith the national lawmakers it would have he can do the will be askedto vote on the most popular baby in some men are too busy to find it That shouldn’t in the extreme was the act of Billy had he not done so But his demeanor Painful been surprising Salt Lake and mothers are entering Alan who poses as a black face the little tots separate me from the rest of He mankind comedian may-have to the tune of fifteen and have been modified had these representatives day The should love beauty and search for would been a comedian once but that twenty “Everybody long ago of the babies are to be it but WHY GROW CAPTIOUS? their should be called artistic!” of the people insisted the respect due in the act of reproduced on colored nobody The instruments Bimberg Marion slides upon and MARK SULLIVAN of Collier’s Weekly Day shown at each performance and prizes “Well shall say you’re aesthetic?” were probablyup to the standard but the ventured Their commission is as great in its way as and will be given to the three most popular continuesto read The Herald-Republican people who used them youngsters X1 LI1KS would have made a greater his they or the new bill that opens at the Rex today “Escaped a function even more important hit had they’ eliminated “You511 say nothing of the kind I’m no mnro with the careful scrutinyto their attemptsat which we have several than his discharge comedy the rom Jack Taylor can talk a lot but he Asylum” will be the headline film aesthetic than the rest of mankind because they write the laws it is his duty to mistake made times referred inding a complimentary editorial don’t in trying to do tricks If he talked a lot and “Why you stop a minute and think what Gene discussion of Senator Smoot’s tariff address in the execute it bill MEHEST Gauntier the famous motion the members of the go at that he would be a scream on any’ — Misswill aestnetic It Unhappily Democratic majority let picture star means? Is The bill closes with the Pantagescope which is appear at the Mehesy today borrowed from Senate he waxes sarcastic becausehe has learned that a in in three-reel Congress themselves inspired in the President up to its usual excellent standard a productionof “Colleen Bawn” the Utah senatoris stockholderin this newspaper ore eK word that great spectacular heart-touching the disrespect of which they complain They drama on founded means 'apprehended now his equals Happilyfor Mr Sullivan he carefully refrains chose to be subordinates ratherthan the play by Dion Boucicault Every scene of this by the senses’ they Irish picture was takenin Ireland from followinghis argument to its logical conclusion accepted frem him as a favor that which they might “The who By the Press Agents many man he famous spots being shown such as Anchute castle first used it had he done so would have been requiredto support have thought Gap of Dunloeand others The regular demanded as a right They have taught him to that programconsists Beauty could the rather amusing suggestion that we are following of a PatheMexican drama “The aithful Yuma only be explained as regard them as inferiors to be offendedwith impunity concerning the attractions Servant”a Lubin comedy “The Making of a Baseball h from recognizing or discussing the benefits having made their beds they cannot consistently by the local theatres has been furnished VA arising from the protest an” and an i by Essanay drama “The armer’s that to Utah Senator Smoot’s membership of by their sense accrue press when forcedto lie upon them representatives The sentimentsL'du in the and the United States Senate merely because the senator expressed may or may not be those of the dramatic is betweenthem numbered among the shareholders in the company editor of this newspaper who accepts no responsibility “Nowadays MAKING THE LAWS the that publishesThe Herald-Republican Collier’s for them word is used to No of the Democratic House mean able associate editor is much too clever to fatherany OULE caucus pronot Expert I I merely Beauty of Thunder u vides that any the best crook plays (and a but also the member who fails to abide by the theSALT LAKE — One fraternity such idea he doubtless comprehends that one might Sublime are popular these and the rules II Ludicrous logically refuse to governing the same shall automatically cease days) presented since tjhe ii — the as permit stockholder in wish vogue for stage rogues you would reto be a member of the of came in fashion is Stop LA Oregon Short Line railroad to ride on its trains caucus One of the effects Thief”the new farce written member that that this rule is to bar from the Carlyle Tile masterful Moore and presented by Coban manner m which some people cart driver party counsels any Democratic Harrisby will over Constant readers of Collier’s will recall that of the evade be presented at the Salt Lake an issue was mentioned at a recent dinner refuses to vote bill theatre there who laughing at and gratifying comments congressman upon any tonight and balance of the week Mr including matinee when this one was recalled by Rear Admiral Philip many pleasant upon some inl-o to the of the but directions Stop Thief” “Rut — but ain’t you caucus And when Saturday doesn’t shatter stage Andrews: is Smoot's ability and usefulnessas a senator made by according — telling him artistic?” man “In a Democrat congressman ceases to be a member of ethics in its presentation neither does it set up any New Orleans one night’’ the admiral said is aesthetic also has been eastern journals none gracefully “there more new but it was If J’Ou grant that he is aesthetic makes an audience man on the stage who offered to then you can no recognition from the majority laugh dramatic canons turned that those of Mr Sullivan Since he recognizes in the caucus he ofgets by mental arithmetic him ter two hours and a half as no audience any question that might call that kind of a pork for his district and ever form name too!” the Lt ali senator’s good qualities be asked by the audience why should the none from laughedbefore therefore it is great big popular And the went on Blink's White House in the desired shape of jobs for success long as the questionerremainedin the looked after him dazed he feci critical when we do so? Two kleptomaniacsa real crook and a expected “Just as channel “I’ll never call This of leaves wedding are responsible for all the fun the sailing was easy but finally you artistic combination circumstances in "Stop or aesthetic again” Thief” One of the one he murmured when hi$ political finish beyond the bearings he recovered his speech kleptomaniacsis a millionaire manyougotplease no doubt as to “What the other his prospective “ ‘If sir’ said the rising from I’ll call you will be A SIMPLE PLAN The bride-to-be too profane to be manthunder!’ repeated in The tariff was framed in the caucus and is of his seat ‘how far off can you hear polite circles’” her father’s predilection for stealing aware nrHE plan announced by the revolutionarypatriot no amendment measure unless first ignorant of the fact that her future ‘I can’t tell sir’ was the was permitted approved by isbut is afflicted you A husband of “ the prompt response Venustiano Carranza of discouraging candidates the so on the stage The wonder currency measure was hastened caucus “ ‘You can’t tell me?’ for the presidencyof Mexico is the Boston girl said the man ‘Whv responded as through that body in the same way Not one of the thought’ that is scoring at of — A farce comedy Niagara alls "simple but sufficient’’ He proposes Democratic members could hope to change either bill theORPHEUM “The “ ‘Not about Orpheum this week Burglars’ thunder’ replied the stage party ! Hits Union” doing to presented Sharp Wits immediately execute whoever shall be elected in by Williams Thompson and quick piece of any particularunless the caucus or the committee as a dodging ‘You see am a rom j Copeland lightiiing three entertainers calculator’ The only obstacle to the success of this humane in charge of the bill in question mission is' to get laughs it If any : permitted from their audience whose — Washington Post Carl and as -— statesmanlikeplan of General Carranza is that refused to accept this condition they ceased to be negro is a host in himself Copeland Jimmie the — and gets over some The States is now which preventedthe chef from cookinga hare according members of the Democratic party situations that are winners bounded on the north Jack Williams plays the part of the burglar by Thaw and on the south by Huerta to the celebrated recipe of Mrs Glass — “irst It is im this way that important federal statutes through force of while Carl catch Copeland does some quick Amateur your hare” is being enacted change work acceptably as the passerby the policeman When an irresistible force meets an immovable As yet Gamboa has not secured from President and the old miser “old body it man The Baker” means another wreck on the New Haven Wilson permission to run for president says the Los Burglars Union!’ proves to be lots of fun 4 Senator Ben Tillman says the American home has Angeles Times If he can obtain this then1 backed as broken down and the Captain is tottering to its fall Old Kid was pirate:bold country UTAH— large audience No man ever knows what a woman is goin- tn he is reported to be by the witnesseda perr sailed on the raging Who main powerful Catholic party Hurray for Ben at last he is himself again romance last night of Willard Mack’s do until she does It and interesting even then he doesn’t he will probably be elected If plaj Scandal He made all his victims walk the plank know why — Philadelphia Inquirer so it Alley” at the Utah theatre with Mr may occupy all And ravagedthe sea for gain the leisure time of General Carranza devising Mack and Marjorie Rambeau in the principal roles’ ways Boston contemplates giving a municipal picnic A capacity audience is assured for this and to keep himself above ground so that he Most of us know the ordinary picnic afternoon’s but He laid up a store of gold doubloons When Tammany makes a fight for what it wih means Boston performance or the a of fair virtue accommodation and And buried it in the sand old Nick finds it hard to would have no opportunity of executing President picnic and is conferencevisitors the management keep‘dn unable to work depart has decided tn At pirating in that ancient day Gamboa — imagination staggers from the rule for once and give a special His the master hand matinee next of Mr Mack's gripping- Dlav money in it for Jerome whether Thaw “It is hard to detect counterfeitbill” "Men of Steal”Sunday To do this necessitated Le in extra Captain Kidd Canada or somewhere else The rumor that Seuor Huerta is about Sure Old had a lot' to learn and a great Nobody can keep one' long enough to become of of work the amount on the part An presidency has all the credibility that the wish amateur pirate lie everybody connected with the familiar with its features house It will be As he hoisted his banner and sailed away Must a woman wear a slash- to cut a“Urtui the first Sunday can give the thought dash”— matinee given at the Utah since' The scourge State of the deep blue sea the place changed-from to stock productionsvaudeville 4 is life being made harder for the idle rich Dailv piker ’'getting” rich was 'Kidd Harry Thaw says he is on the water wagon Tied A A with in iis $20000 sewed clothing has been H one were trying to prlve there is no such gja man in A tyro and to on so speak arrested AMI RICAN Ihcrc is action in everv thmg as the high cost of 'living minute of Pittsburgh he never ran’ one wouldn’t vagrancy' the headline attraction “The Battle about it by at’ort Laratakinga census of the’ automobiles— A ’summer resort hotel KnoxvilleJournal-and Tribune M ' -mon- i I of p p - p I Congressman -Vaudeville I -gauge n n p I t attorney j discovery I -Licensed I j vote-catching I inserted j assured a suffering I - a red-cheeked A I a a a I I a a a I I reflect s-n a I congressman t a a a 5 yesterday none-too-elevating hot-headed a M occurred 9 4 — a a I a I i a T- j-' -rr i Man-with-tlie-Grouch 41 ’ T" O T 4- 4- — - J n-a -w a f o s s a p t t e I Entirely a a I a accompanying is- Man-with-the-Grouch a assistant J Man-with-the-Grouch X X-- - - a I a a pictures w-as position Mil I apparently a a a remarkable THE estopped offered 1 perception 1 - impressions II v e r relation 2 Not light-fingered I ’ I f - i a v ‘ a answer -the Man-with-the-Grouch a constituents son-in-law I is- I ” — absurd circumstances — — I Ah I I i - ' a -Another a -was' a ten-dollar rehearsals t Columbia O- ' ' t - a ne'er-do-weli' -throughout i his-career -for ' ” : |