Show i - ' ' - ' - '' - ' : ' - 't - - - ' ' - ' ALT THE LAKE '111MLINE SUND'AY M ARCIt 20 19 38 1‘11'011NING ' 7- ' ' : '' 01!chstr 44:ottiSho0j::N074::-—-- 9 P 'i 4 t ' 4 An anthology of western humor collected and edited- for the young reader—say of 15 years and up— has recently been issued by Banks Upshkw & Co of Dallas Texas Gathered and prepared py Oren Arnold who has written widely of TIt the west and is author of two popular books "Wonders of the West" and 'Wild ILife in the Southwest" k the volume is an authentic car& A t' tion of western humor and will 14: doubtless have a wider appeal than f : ':' was first anticipated 1:: "Tall stores" for which the west has become famous are among the most interesting items in the colg These include selections lection ' 'wok from the "Salome Sun" an amateur newspaper that made its author --famous for wit and philosophy "Four Footed Dynamite" a story of a rodeo that should appeal I to and NO loving every n human being "Why Bears No Tails" a legend in the gay manner and in rhyme and other humorous interpretations of fact or -' comical representations of fancy Molly walked up to a small frame Many stories of fact about the house where white muslin curtains west strange stories and worth fluttered in the soft spring breeze Among these and pots of bright colored gerareading are given are "Cowboy Gadgets and Why" niums stood in the window nodding explaining all the trappings of the welcome to everyone The first crocowboy and the practical uses for cuses were pushing their way up In which these were intended "Gospel through the soft brown earth Rides the Range" which as its every way spring seemed to have title indicates tells of the preacher come who makes Ihis visits to the lonely Molly too felt the fresh hope ranches and scattered farm houses and awakening of spring Hadn't of the far west and other vital and she lived all of her life until two interesting fact stories told with days ago in the gray stone struchumor and sympathy ture the town's people called a And there is verse—real "home"? She thought over her life gallopilig western verse until now The long dreary days Some of these poems tell about and the lonely nights Oh yes they places or conditions in the west had been kind but one couldn't live some are cowboy lyrics and some on austere white walled instituare simply funny tall tales set in tional kindness alone They were well fed and cared for Yet they all rhyme Altogether it Is a volume that will felt that lack of something that there give the high school boy or girl a was vitally important—love new slant on the west a lot of real had to be love some real love to information about familiar(' things make you feel at home She rebe has probably knovim too iwell to membered the ThanksgivTngs and wonder about and many a good Christmases They hadn't been very chuckle exciting—chicken for Thanksgiving -- : : 44 Got-tur- ' ' ' : --- 4- i ' kik ' ' 4 :':: 'e'' f ejo 1 ::: 4 ''' li :: 1 Et lea f :: ' : ' — ' ' 1))k ' t‘ i - I 'y:1 - 11 rs '"'"-- 4 p-- - ''t Vic ' EA: I c ' ' '1' i N :: '' 6 ps110 : : dltk!1 Wit4 ' :::':::::::':::::::::'':::'1:::::::::: i N1' - Cl'' 6 :t ::: - s ' s' ''''' 0 ':01 1 ' ::s: r I ' i 4 ' :::! :::::::-::- :': l : ::''': ':::::::::'"':: r - ::: i t :':::::: ' '::::i:'::::" i s (I 4 ' ! do - t Bill Sophomore had not received his allowance for a long time and bad exhausted his credit among his schoolmates so it looked as though ' be were in for a dull week end But ' when he came back from classes on Friday he was more than pleased to find an invitation to a fraternity dance on the following evening As there was no mention made of an admission fee and as there would ' be refreshments Bill proceeded to dust off the old tuxedo The hall wu thronged on Saturi 1 day evening and Bill was having ': 4 the time of his life when a tempor- ! I festivities try halt was called in Now it became evident to Bill why an had received invitation be '' The treasurer of the fraternity '' a ) rude long speech to the assem' bled guests on the necessity of raising a fund to clear the mort: gage on the "Frat" house Poor Bill tried t o steal out quiet- -- -- ' ' : 4 - It 0 - -) for he did not haye as much as a thin dime in his pockets But before he could escape two members of the finance committee caught doosr---Bi- li him at-t- he gave them every cent he had but he was terribly embarrassed as the amount was written clowii next his name and others were making noteworthy contributions Five per cent of those present being merely called in to assist in serving the refreshments gave only a dime apiece The ten students who made up the orchestra each One half of three gave a dollar per cent of those present gave two dollars and a half each The 16 wealthiest members gave $10 apiece Three per cent of the assembly donated $5 each while 40 per cent droped In 50 cents each The 74 girls who were present were not asked to contribute Now if the total amount collected was $24857 how much did Bill give? ly ' ' ' ' ' ) I ') --- - ' i ' ' 's ' 1 '' 0 1 - 4p ' 1" i 1 1 4 s(4 i '' i 1 ' 1 e ' L ' S i - Apt Li'I NI) 4 bw J We are from the JackkM first grade: want to take an airplane trip f 1Ve - 2 w " - 1 Is m Contest now Swings Into Last Week mid-Marc- flo Young Traveler Stops to Contend for South African' Tinyweight Belt 4 a Cks I s - ': - ) 1 1 4 ) ' ' :: 'll::: :::::::::::::::':: it ::::"I :::s ::: 1 :: i ' t 4 it 5 - - 'i s I be-ju- st a t I I ( and-tha- : & c' h - I ld 9 and-Enjo- s Jr1 l t ' 'f' wit g o NV o RP 1I - ) ''' '' 40 is 414 - Akt tt :: "'A - Nk--1 ! 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' f a 1 C r'l t 4 Deaalled - ' A ' 1 l''''''''fri - — ''''- - no-- ‘' S l- ' lk : MA1111011M 116 4 11 ere Is Picture Book for First Graders t9 Read Os -- NJ' 4-- that lo )t 1 ' I k i ::: ' ::: ::: :Tsi 1 1 - -- :::::::: 1 1- - it I e :: ' -- Artnitivitiii4-- 1 - 44 :: '" ::: ' N :' - -- Not long ago I read an article by 3 Frank Dobie on "The Lased the' 'I l s The Hu Grizzly ' 4 f giutackthe nitaeyr us I1 It:1 4 and bears that p t 4 r e ' ' paws" (hibernate) from "Novem4 tl : t ber for four' Months" caused me 11 I 4i4 ' 4 I 3$ q4 i to do a bit of investigating of the : 4 is1 1 i ' ' --44 11 for bears hibernating "theories" 0 3 'vi '9 1 1 Yellowstone the beginin Here i "'I' f 7 --3' ''''" 4 4 r t Is largely determined by the g ning 1 ' IIoN to go weather but the majority of both 4 4 e tr' h: i4 1 v A grizzly (Ursus horribilis imperator) '41" : "' '' and black (Euarctos americanus Iv 0' JL4 -4e'si 4 " t'lt-' 47 4 cinnamomum) bears go into hiber14A 440 t 1 ui To— nation in October and NoveNber i: 4'' -o ) 't The earlier the snows come and the ( ' '''' "?': -A "001 N Nv 4 '14-':0 1374 s! x colder the weather the sooner the i 1° A :1 iv' ‘ A- t o P bears seeks out his den When sea11 ' sonal conditions are more favorable "mn tc i''''' t ' some of the bears may remain out t (4 ' t 4 as late as December The period ' spent in hibernation will vary front four to five months and - here again '' dro ' :' '''''777 : ' 4: x I weather plays an important role '4w:h' -' The Jackson high 'school orchestra' of almost 40 members directed by Wallace Lester Martin which and is often the deciding factor will be heard on The Salt Lake Tribune-TelegraSchool News of the Air program over KSL Saturday A few bears may appear in Februh or i at 10:30 a in This organization is suPplemented by a beginners' orchestra which is even larger and by ary but it is usually several ensemble groups indicating thpt the Jackson district hat a real flare for music J J Harris even the of April before the fiprst majority principal am? Mr Martin are at the lift and back of the picture ' Few actual observations have and perhaps a new patrol shoes or been made of wildtbears in hibernation and in the time of my father something as practical for Christmas There had been cloudy days and other old timers supposition and sunny ones but through it all and conjecture took the place of they were just orphans Orphans fact With some the belief was in drab blue uniforms that all bears gorged themrampant The third annual Knighthood of Miss Bird had called her into selves on pine needles immediately ' the office that eventful morning to Youth Radio club popularity con' We were going into their dens for the going to write about la good punch and could wallop himlapplause ih case there was any before As test is swinging into its last week tell her of her good fortune so I did But I was not the only "all winter sleep" assuming that When know hard boys pretty diamond and the big she thought it over she wondered today With actually thousandi of Kimberley about each other like that one doing it for Jack was acting these needles would form a lining in what the letter had said She would votes already cast for the leading hole but the editor of the children's thingsthink before they they act or they like it was all for him and boy! the bear's stomach and keep him likp to have had it for her keepsake contestants the race is thrilling and page saw some of our pictures and will get the worst of it I was al- how be took on But he knew how from getting hungry before the box Why out of all the girls at exciting and no one can tell which asked us to write about Gerald's ways afraid Jack would get the to do- - it and I was glad he got a weather moderated and he could ten junior entertainers will be championship wrestling match for "Alley-gatthe home had she been chosen? clutch" Oh- me and good hand I also found out I had again find food Still another as In the following two days there named by the radio fans of Salt the tinyweight title of South Africa Wouldn't let loose so I had lots of many friends because when I need- suggested by Mr Dobie was that Unhad been hurried packing The Lake City and vicinity so here goes for him and always watched ed encouragement during the bout the animal would suck his paws Like some of our readers we Tom Alley called "The Mormo respect long journey from Calvert to Maple of people would yell things to til by spring they were too sore for him to keep him'from it plenty had been very exciting but now didn't know how'popular our weekly Matman" is a well known wrefr Nick Boganski a Russian called me and when I got Jack In a tight the bear to more than hobble about most thrilling of all she was about K of Y broadcast was until these tling figure In South Africa and4ie the "Lion" With the majority the belief is was going to wrestle spot I could hear lots of cheering votes started to pour in From all had a little boy by the name' of to meet her benefactresses still current that an animal in hi- Tom Alley for the Western province and yelling By this time she was at the door kinds of business houses where the Jack Jack weighed about 75 We took the center of the ring bernation loses all consciousness The promoters were She timidly rapped the bright pol- afternoon program is a pleasant pounds and I did too Tom Alley championship fill up the card and decid- and received our instructions °Re- and that bodily processes slow down to trying ished knocker Scarcely a minute break in routine from schools was a good wrestler and w nt all ed to find a match for Jack Alley member It is 'all in' style" said the to a point where the heart scarcely elapsed before thedoor was opened Where thet children love to listen to over the Union meeting all Momers so he could be on the same card referee "Go to your corners and beats and the blood barely flows their clasImates from housewives He had one hold he ca ed "the with his father One of the news- when the bell is sounded come out With the marmot (Marmot& Davi by a neat smiling 'maid She said "Are you the little girl who tune in to the K of Y program Alley-gatventris hosophora) and the picket clutch" which was a reporters told the promoterslwrestling" who "has come to live with us?" each Thursday with pleasant antici- sure winner if he could et it on a paper me and I was engaged to It was a great moment and we pin (Citellus armatus) this Is true about And before Molly could reply she pation of 15 minutes' recreation and man He would get be Ind a man but not so for either the grizzly er was whisked into a cheery parlor from old folks who find in the hap- grab his arms and pull them way 's black bear found in Yellowstone :: ::':: :':::::::':i:':::::::'::: ::::: where chintz covered furniture lent piness and spontaneity of the child back and when :::::::::'': would go Observations made In specially conentertainers a breath from their to the mat Tom would put his feet :::' a touch of friendliness :: structed dens indicate that the bear :::::::::-::': :::s ::":" 464- 0 " "Sit down" said the maid "I'll own childhood the votes have come against the man's :f:::: Is not absolutely in a state of coma :::::' :::' :::':' :::: ::::::::: ack and pull :: 7 tell the ladies you are here They by thousands his arms back in a twist so it was ::: :::::::: but rather the opposite Upon the :At's:: 414 :::::::::: ::::: 4e1 ::teklg:1::: will be glad to see you" Every ballot is being carefully painful so the man would have to ::":: ': :oik:'::::e:::::t3:::':::' :: ::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::: approach of the observer the bear Li:::: :::'::: counted and the results tabulated give up Sometimes he would get ::::::4:: would move sometimes growl and :::::: ': :::::::'::::::'::::::::::::::'''':: Molly found herself alone seated so '': that the judges will know soon a man down on the mat face down- - :::::::::: I open eyed would repel the annoyer colored chairs in one of the gaily the contest which ten enter- ward and get his arms twisted and :::::: if too aggravated While on a ski :: 0F Everything was in the best of taste after ‘‘ :r'S trip around the grand loop during It made her feel very much at home tainers are the favorités of the radio stand on his back se that the man ::::: the winter of 1935 I went to visit Just then she heard steps in the public These ten 'children will be would have to give up again He ::::H:::: the den of a black bear in the hepe hall and two women came through presented on a special broadcast on was a powerful man and was a of getting pictures April 7 Each will be awarded a good clean liver and kept the rules ::::::'':: His winter the door quarters were beneath the floor of "So this is our little girl?" re- gold star to keep and wear in mem- in wrestling He never would try to go under the ropes to get away the kitchen of thit' lodge at Old "Welcome marked one Molly" ory of his triumph Ballots may be cast up to mid- - from his opponents holds Faithful and near a trapdoor Liftbut echoed the other while Molly smiled night Saturday Winners will be would squirm and twist until he ing this door I lowered my camera confusedly murmuring "How do announced on this page April 3 If would get away He is a very suc- ::::::::: and the necessary paraphernalia to you do Miss Cross" haven't voted do so today — the ground some four feet beneath cessful wrestler: Every boy liked ':'::: "Now Molly" exclaimed the lady you My favorite K of Y radio stars him because he always had a smile Intending to follow Fortunately I addressed "we are going to be are: 7777:': l and noticed them and lived looked first with the aid of a flashclean ::::: And we can friends aren't we? and was good to everybody light and saw a large black bear if you call us 'Miss 1 — Jack was a fine boy and knew a moving toward me as rapidly as the now call me Aunt 2 lot about the wrestling game for floor joists would permit Hastily and my sister Aunt Dotty" -- ' a boy He went over the country retrieving my outfit I just had time "Of course Aunt Julie" she stam- 3 a lot whole to door the his lower with father it and closing almost mered "if you really want me to" in the bear's face mother and also had prestled In " "Then that's settled" said Aunt My name Is Australia and in the United States Usually the bears select some spot Dotty with a sigh as if some great not so accessible for man and au- George Edward and I also had tray::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: worry had been relieved from her My address is eled some and knew South Africa thentic pictures of bears in hibernamind At that they laughed Please vote for three children about as well as Jack Alley did "" tion are rare Dens beneath build- "Oh" thought Molly rapturously: By voting for but one a voter de- Our fathers liked each other :::::::::!:?:::A:::::::::::::::e::: ings are often used natural caves "I car! pretend they are my real prives other worthy children of a much and they used to wrestle very and Jack Alley left and Gerald Dalton shake hands just before their windfalls in dense timber offer quer: too Then she aunts" laughed chance to appear Remember first 'box and play baseball together down big animals often dig tussle for the tinyweight wrestling championship of South Africa ters and the "Now come Molly" said Aunt place counts three points second there They gave George their own den- - Strange as it May Edward Julie "You must want to see your place two points and third place and me instructions in seem the site is usually on the wrestling room" And she led the way up one point and boxing so we knew pretty well meet lack in the Capetown baths both felt confident "Clang!" went north slope of alit!! It would seem the stairs In the hall they stopped how to do things We were about pavilion July 24 1934 for the tiny-a- s the bell and we flew at each other reasonable that a den 'dug in the before a white door which Aunt It First Jack had inside holds and warmer south slope which is freed good as Jack for wrestlers but weight belt of South Africa Julie threw open Molly gazed into chased her new attractive clothes he knew a bit more about it and was to be an "all-in- " affair and then I Neither of us went to the 1'from anow at an earlier date would the most beautiful room she had One June day when they were to- everybody thought for sure he was nothing barred but the chokehold mat for quite a while when sud- - be the preference but not so with ever seen There were dotted Swiss gether making jelly Molly noticed champion and would be We both denly I' grabbed Jack's right arm bruin Here again the bear is wise champton and "finger breaker" A windows little the at curtains that her aunts kept glancing at for a long time so far as the kids trained hard' for this bout so the pulled it over my shoulder and for the prevailing winds are from white bed was half hidden by a each other in a very queer manner or South Africa were concerned winner could becrowned champion made him hit the mat I later the southwest and the snow piles silken screen A dressing table a That evening as It was to be a "fight to the finish" found that I did a perfect "flying" deeply on the north slopes covering they sat in the His pictures were in the wardrobe and a desk and chair fur- garden she was to learn what those and lots of fine things werepapers the dens with a thick warm blanket said this time for us If ever I was in mare" with Jack nished the room looks meant It had been their habit about him for which we were glad good physical condition in"my life it He was stunned a bit and in my which helps to keep out the bitter "'Oh how lovely!" was all she to take turns in the evenings tellGeorge Edward and I were pretty was then I felt in the "pink" So eagerness I made the mistake of cold of winter could gasp while she gazed on With ing stories well known because we were the when the time came I was eager getting too near his legs and feet Bears have been observed out- awe she finally entered the toom That night it was her Aunt Julie's mascots for the Cumorah baseball and so was Jack Our fathers because he wrapped them around dens in winter nt various and examined it with ever increas- - turn' She said "'I think t shall tell club which had the reputation of watched that we didn't "over trade timeathroughthe—yearusutilly whisshe ing admiration Finally you a true story tonight Once two beingthehestin2South--Africa--- ClugostaleLand—leave get pered "Is this all for me?" "dressing-room- Or sisters had 'a brother very much lived clean and kept- theAttws--o- t clutch with the exceptions noted (with I: ge The Misses Cross nodded assent younger than they of whom they- and did get one arm back of me (others- - unrecorded and unknown) At that tears welled in her eyes were very fond These sisters had When one plays cricket and base- - sometimes say with a twist which hurt but some- the bears did not go more than a "Thank you thank you" she cried raised him from babyhood their ball and boxes and wrestles it keeps We were billed for the main bout how I grabbed down and caught step or two from the entrance of "Ws all so beautiful!" mother having died at his birth him in pretty good condition So just before "The Mormon Matman" his leg between mine and made their dens "Now" suggested her aunts "why Many had been the sacrifices they when we got hold of Jack he found and "The Russian Lion" The peo- him fall' on his back and I sat on From actual observations of !tears don't you lie down until dinner and had made that he could be assured he couldn't let loose of either of us ple had been used to slow stuff his stomach and held his leg stiff in hibernation we know then that much feel will better" you of a professional career so when as easy as he sometimes would cause they hadn't before seen the and cramped until he couldn't get they sleep for indefinite periods Several months had elapsed since he surprised them in the middle of like to do quickness of young trained boys on up but I couldn't put his shoulders are restless at times even to leaving that eventful spring day It was his Junior year in college with the I happened to be bigger than the mat down that way We finally got to their dens when on such her and now midsummer Molly news of his marriage to a girlam- - George Edward and the same Before the bout the newspaper our feet and the going got rougher foraging expeditions they may eat aunts had had lovely chummy times known to them they were stunned size as Jack and wejust would have photographers had us poze for a and tougher but we never bruised However as' far as I've been able together going to movies or taking and hurt In sudden anger they' some good tussles whenever we few shots and we made for the each other Much We could smile 1to ascertain the bear in hibernathe of Most picnics turned him from their home telling could get together- If we happened squared circle 'Jack entered first anytime We both got pretty tired tion will not eat Ranger Frank she had acquired at the "home" him they never wished to see him to be visiting at the hotels behind him I never and flipped and flopped each other (Childs offered bacon and sweets where with me had left ber She was also much again Years passed in which their they stayed the manager would could tellright Whether it was his or my' around and it seemed we had been to- - several bears while they were was Love its part loneliness made them see how un- surely call us down because we friends who were doing the cheer-wou- wrestling all doing prettier nightJack told she Ihibernating but without exception Her ruddy brown hair glistened just they had been Then started get into a wrestle no matter ing and yelling as we entered but later that he thought the finish they refused the proffered food Her eyes danced and her cheeks the long search to locate their where it was Jack wouldn't get my ' WM E KEARNS father told me to bow and let had come several times and I told glowed Her aunts had also pur- mad at all He knew that I had the people know I appreciated their In Yellowstone (Continued on Following Page) Nature Notes on (Continued Following Page) e- - '' ::: 4f 1:A::: ' ' r'7:777-77-- 7: '''':'!1 ' '' Hibernation mmoottmwpowvolmmowymoommmmoomaroimdrymomoowmorTL7 ::::::'::::: 44 : - - 711rOadeaSt - ::: Money Problem ' ' - '' t' ' - ' Molly's Lucky Day ' : itormkpoomohormottosimmimms - - ' — ' - ' - v- " e Ant liolotry Of Humor - Amuses Youn lt" LI - ' " N - '11 4 s '1 ' li A' 1 4 -- t ies"-- f ' ' — When it is dinner time we eat We have a cute table and pretty dishes - N -- " ime"'"'"'-- ' When we - The are tired we go to sleep s tare of us stevvardess-take- ---- - :: Lotowwmt NA1 be s':1'‘'''ló:t:: "4- -J ' - 1 0 ' s 4'1'e' ' 4 000 — Looking out the window is most fun Everything looks tiny from high in the - ' AIL C' i |