| Show The Salt Lake Tribune ea-a- d ok o 3 ur- - ot- - to on es 4 Lifes No Joke for Dear Ann: If you can stand one more letter about professionals being cornered at social gatherings my former job will walk away with a prize For 10 years I was a stand-u- p comic and moderately successful After a show I liked to chat but some people didnt understand the show was over or they had a joke to tell me I know people are just trying to be friendly but comics dont have the luxury ol saying Ive finished my gig or they would appear rude and arrogant After ac- cepting for spectacular stories but please leave the jokes at home Stop Me If Youve Heard This One in Rochester NY Dear NY: Every comic who reads this is going to bless you for what you have written invitations a few times I realized people didnt want to have dinner with me they just wanted more entertainment So folks we love to talk with you after the show because you are often the catalysts Dear Ann: I found this column of yours in an old suitcase and thought it was filled with wisdom Would you please print it again? 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