Show — Y-- A THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING C 6 Sir Roger on the Street Car A Sudden Change Tlntlc High School During the past few months the family of which I am an honorary member through marriage have come to believe quite firmly that eome persons do have a second This somewhat sad childhood adage has been suddenlyofconfirmed poor old by the unruly actions Uncle Zeke All the Information that I have been able to gather conquite cerning my new family states Attle-berry emphatically that Ezekial P has always been a precise correct person never presumptuous or assuming But alas! All good sudthings must end It was with den cruelty that the Attleberry family realized this truth Indeed It came with such a sudden shock as to prove almost fatal to the elder Attleberrys After having safely reached the age of three score and five years with never a thought of frivolity mind lyrking in his always serious uncle had very calmly one morning announced his intentions which for a time stupefied the entire famUncle chose the inopportune ily time of the breakfast hour to broach the subject and consequently almost caused a panic Aunt Lydia who was in the act of passing from her plate to her mouth a fork loaded with scrambled egg stopped suddenly leaving the load suspended in mid-aand forgetting1 momentarily to close her mouth Father Attleberry who had been vigorously blowing in his coffee in an attempt to cool it and finish his breakfast suddenly gulped the steaming liquid as If trying to wash away Uncle Zeke’s words As a result fered silently through the remainder of the meal as each bite he swallowed bumped over the blisters on its way to his stomach What a change poor Old Uncle Zeke had caused to fall upon this once happy home! Of course there were the same dally tasks to be performed along with a few added new ones: but somehow the atmosphere about the home and surroundings had suddenly changed As each of us went to and from the various rooms we cautiously closed the door quietly behind us and whenever Uncle Zeke was around we exchanged knowing glances Indeed as the week dragged slowly by we all held in our hearts a feeling of we pity for the poor old man whom now believed to be slightly mentally deranged Poor old Uncle Zeke! How little did he realize what he did to us on ir he-s- day — when he announced his inr tention of going to the circus and riding the purple horse he had seen on the that that day merry-go-roun- d! Multnomah Falls By MARILYN VAN VOORHJS School Salt Lake City The sight of a lovely waterfall Is sights one of the most on this earth and the sight of Multnomah Falls Is especially so As one approaches the sound of rushing water a perfect scene spreads out before him The water falls a sheer drop of seventy feet to a basin from which spray can be felt from afar From thence it is precipitated into the valley The white glistening water is a striking contrast to the many colors arrayed on the jiillside The ferns and evergreens form a gorgeous pattern of many shades of green From behind this dense foliage can be seen glimpses of the highly earth from which the colored shrubbery has sprung The water falls far enough from the wall to allow moss to grow behind it This seen at odd moments through the water gives it an almost fairy-llk- e appearance The picture is completed by a bridge crossing from one Bide of the fall to the other and by a picturesque lodge placed near to the bottom of the fall East High Lynched By WOODROW CLARK Carbon County High School The towering cottonwood swayed and rustled before the dusty smelling wind as two men searched for a green branchless limb As the sun sizzled upon them in its brightest array of light the men wondered if dark of the night would not be better Finally all was in readiness “Hey th’r “Yep ough’ Bill! Ain’t t’ be ’t showin’ ’bout up Sow” hori-Insi- it DUE TO GASTRIC HYPERACIDITY Tender and inflamed acorched byacidt Burning with pain gnawing appetite but such a penalty paid for gratifying it! What a picture! And how unnecessary thanks to VON’S PINK TABLETS No magic about It— Just common sense ways of relieving human suffering that VON'S PINK TABNot on sale at Drug LETS qulcklv demonstrate Stores know-ho- MAIL COUPON FOR FREE BOOKLET SAN FRANCISCO VON CO Pacifio Building 4th and Market Suite Ran Francisco Calif 661 Dept S L Kindly send FREE BOOKLET “THE PROBLEM OF THE SUFFERER" describing your home treatment Ask about Guarantee Name " Address By JAYNE BURTON High School Salt Lake City For miles there were vast stretches of cliffs forming a perfect canyon for the gushing water to flow through as it reached the bottom of the great falls The great cliffs were solid masses of rocks gorgeously colored in all The yellows shades and tints for the great fall which loomed up for hundreds of feet It dropped at such a depth to Its stony bottom that one would have cause to wonder where all the millions of gallons of water comes from that follows this course daily From the falls the water gushes and churns throwing silver foam far Into the air creating a rainbow from the oranges reds pinks and whites top to the bottom of the falls thickly covered with the green pine This creation is truly the work of trees formed a striking background a real artist East In the Woods The Last Straw By RAYMOND HANSEN Tjntic High School Early one summer morning I set out with my gun slung over my shoulder to enjoy a day in the woods As I tramped along the outskirts of the wooded area little furry cottontails bobbed up from under patches of bushes and then scurried away in fright Game birds too appeared for a second and yien vanished as if they also knew that I meant them no harm T felt the joy of living and seemed to Wish other live creatures to enjoy it Soon however I found myself pushing on into the dense growth of trees With each step I took I seemed to feel creatures gliding out of sight ahead of me No' longer did I spy pheasants and rabbits Their absence convinced me that I was approaching the haunts of wildcat and their cousins With that thought I became more alert- - and excited Every little sound caused by the cracking of a branch of a tree or the rolling of a rock as it broke from a near-b- y ledge held me All the sudden noises spellbound convinced me that the wild creatures were lurking under cover ready to spring if I approached them My imagination coined glaring eyes spying upon me grinning jaws showing white teeth and growls and snarls of hungry fierce animals just waiting for me Suddenly I felt that I was being followed by one of the vicious cats I had pictured It seemed slinking along silently hoping for its chance to spring I could not move fast enough to escape I dared not turn How I wished I had never gone into the woods alone! And then to augment my fright there came back upon my ears a loud crack of wood and a low growl behind me Paralyzed I stood in my tracks I was caught My gun was useless for rny hand could not locate the trigger Immediately the animal sprang bearing my weakened body to the ground Still too afraid to act I lay with my eyes shut un- - My Own Boss By PARLEY JENSEN Ogden High School By JACQUELINE WESKE Look at me you fools Sure my Granite High School clothes are ragged and I’m cold One lazy humid day In the prime and hungry All you panty-waisof summer when we were camping going to school— you laugh at me In the mountains for the week the But why? I’m the one who should exploring urge got the better of me be laughing You go to school itand is I hadn’t wandered far when I came take orders all day Maybe nature!-formewarm inside the building but I upon a small gloomy I don’t care I’m my own boss cavern Then I was not in my searchings I cau- go where I want and do what I tiously slipped in but my tyei had want No takinf orders from an not adjusted themselves and I was old hen for me Teachers are all kid directly lost in a sea of darkness alike I hate them alL Gee toast wish I had some of that Suddenly there loomed out In front of me great gray forms of all shapes you’re eating Shucks I remember and sizes Even though I knew when I used to be late for school v eat enough not to be frightened terror and would grab something toThat crept into me I started to back up and gulp it down on my way Nuts!-Whathough but bumped into" something My" seems ages ago am I thinking of that for? hand passed across a cold slimy forthing Caught! I couldn’t scream Things like that are completely I was too terrified Where was the gotten I wish I was someplace entrance by which I had come? where It Is warm Those snowballs Only a few steps had been taken af- look awful cold—but then you guys ter entering and now I was will soon be In warm classrooms I used to throw snowballs and roll — trapped I asked for it and here was my around in the snow— get all wet adventure What was that? Eyes then would have to park on the radiunseen were glaring at me from ator until I was dry That was these in- great fun No! No it wasn’t fun everywhere What-woulhuman creatures do to me if they I had to go to school then Silly grabbed me? I stood there silent to go to school when’ you can be you petrified my eyes straining them- your own boss and do what want I’m my own boss — a cold selves out of their sockets Then somewhat dazed and be hungry and tired boss Gee I wish wildered I advanced stealthily My I was home Home?- - No!— not for feet felt cold and wetx Sinister me I’d have to go to school I’m hands reached out for me I avoid- glad I jeft— almost All you kids ed them Forms beings of another on your way to school are happy world seemed to be hovering about as I was once but now I’m my own That’s a of that torturing boss forever— Forever? me And then-du- t foreboding horrifying unknown I long time And in alLthat time no stumbled into a hallway from school for me Aw I wish yu kids You Won- would quit acting so happy whence appeared daylight derful daylight! How I got out of make me wish I was back in school that place I do not know but when and home— These darn lumps in my throat — I’m my own boss though I recovered myself sufficiently found I was making my way to- and I’m cold and hungry My eyes? ward camp with the greatest of Why are they getting wet?‘ Must rapidity But I was only horrified be the cold wind Am I going to again in a different way I had be a boob and cry? Jeez I’m glad been so close to being taken from I’m not going to school like you them yet none of these placid mor- saps Jeek what am I crying for? tals had even missed me! How imagination can delude us! ts d VANCE' Tlntlc High School When sudden gust of wind blew my hat off I was prepared to discuss the object of wind control in no uncertain terms After chasing my hat in many different directions I felt my Indignation rising with each succeeding gust Finally cornering the hat I was about to fasten on to it with trembling hands when another blast filled my eyes with dust so that I could nof aee two Inches ahead of me By the time I had cleared nqy eyes I felt that a hat was One of the most elusive things I had ever tried to catch As I blinked around saw the wind not content with what it already had done carrying my hat farther along the street With despairing leap I came within two feet of my object but just as I clutched for it a dog that I had not noticed before made off with it After all this my patience was at an end I snatched a rock and Sent it flying The results were beyond for the my wildest expectation rock glancing off the dog" caught my hat and carried it down an open manhole Just when I was prepared to leap into the hole after my hat it suddenly appeared before me Fully expecting to see it go bounding away again I lunged forward Truck Yoids Limited with eager hands and grabbed it As I looked down on my retrieved To Protect Highways possession I was prepared for anysaw The was I but what hat thing CINCINNATI UB— Ohio and Kennot mine tucky highway officials apprehensive lest the spring thaw cause damfor able to yell for help that I knew age to roads have cut the could never reach me and unable truck loads to move I waited for the second Kentucky placed tjve' limit at 13 000 pounds gross weight and estabattack But strange as it may seem that lished 25 miles hour as the speed attack did not come Just a low limit the regulations to be effective familiar whine aroused me to my until April senses Ohio ordered a temporary reducSlowly I opened my eyes to behold my good old dog standing tion in the truck load limits to 7000 by me seemingly perplexed as he pounds for hard rubber tired vehiwaited for the usual patting he re- cles and 9000 pounds for pneumatic ceived after jumping up to greet me tired trucks By RONALD t V PILES Sufferers I This Ointment is the vate formula prl-- of the McCleary Sanitarium — largest institution in the world for the treatment of rectal and colon cases exclusively We use this Ointment regularly during treatment at the Sanitarium where it na proved itself remarkably soothing ana healing A large Trial Tube with applicator will be sent you for 10 to pay postage and packing MeCLEARY Klma Blvd CLINIC SprlngaMn ExHlor City LUCILLE WILCKEN Granite High School On winter mornings when Mother Nature is putting her children to bed I like to watch her tuck them in under a new clean white fluffy blanket of £how I love to watch the dainty fairy images flutter against the window and finally settle down amid the As these fairies white fairyland come faster and faster I like to imagine Mother Nature shaking her skirts to send them hurrying down before harm befalls them In such a flurry a small group of these white creatures dance around the sill and I sit watching scarcely daring to breathe for fear their delicate young bodies might be dashed to nothingness Alas! It Is of no use for old jolly round red Mr Sun makes his appearance The fairies are afraid of him and dash away All my fairyland is ruined Not a sound is heard Silence Is unbroken The world is left Itill and glistening in Its new white coat By and it asks no odds of any car at any price A Snowstorm LOTTIE SCHLEICH Granite High School I think winter is the most beautiful time of the year The days I especially favor are stormy ones To sit by a roaring fireplace while the storm rages is my delight can see the wind whipping the snowflakes into small whirlwinds People go past with their coats wrapped tightly around them and their coat tails flap about their legs Children coasting on the hill shout with glee The wind plows the snow into deep drifts and piles it against fences As the day draws to a close and the sky darkens the storm usually decreases in its fury The snowflakes fall more gently and settle on the roof tops The atmosphere i? quiet and peaceful Occasionally the bells of a' passing sleigh are heard The next morning the sun shines on the snow and makes the whole countryside sparkle and gbipanjpjv With a laugh and a shout children run to collect skates and sleighs A happy day begins and the storm Is By If all America realized Pontiac’s goodness this car would lead the world in sales YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING BETTER— BUY A Triple-Seale- Hydraulic Brakes d Smooth and lure in any weather Knee-Actio- Ride n For aafety and comfort on any road 'Turret-Top- " The amartest Fisher Bodies safest bodies built today Level Floors— Front Takes Wrong Cue When Justice Forgets QUANAH Texas (P)— Justice of the Peace W J Freeman was doing his matrimonial duties when a fragment of his routine escaped his memory The bridegroom mistaking interlude for finale quickly clinched with the bride “Stop” protested the justice “I’m no! through!" “Let’s get going then" said the "You're obstructing bridegroom or 1 4 SATISFY over justice” t-- - And Sunshine Outside Winter Fairies cheerful "Good morning sir” and expressing the hope that his “beast’ was in good condition this morning Tho conductor looking naturally rather startled we paid our fare without delay and suggested to Sir Roger that we take a scat farther in the rear of the car Accordingly we began to move down the aisle but at that moment the street car started with its customary jerk rather more suddenly than usual I thought for which we were prepared by holding to the sides of the seats but which threw the unsuspecting Sir Roger down forcefully to the floor He remained there dazed for an Instant while the conductor and several solicitous passengers ourselves Included hastened to his aid After anxiously ascertaining that he was not Injured we once more progressed toward the empty seat the conductor courteously waiting until we were safely seated before starting the car again Sir Roger gradually recovered from his dazed condition and soon gave himself up to the pleasure of the ride although he presently turned to us with an emphatic nod and informed us again that one could never be sure of Whigs or mechanical beasts He then commenced to observe with evident interest his fellow passen gers although I canont help but wonder at his interest for it being early morning the riders were for the most part business men absorbed in their morning papers or housewives bent on early shopping tours and were in my opinion drab and uninteresting Sir Roger was already acquainted with the newspaper we having explained to him its similarity to and derivation from the Spectator of his own day Our old friend had manifested great interest in our explanation and he now peered attentively over the shoulder of the ly The nthe sound of wide open motors split the air and brought a mass of gloating people concentrat-t- d on one person— the sobbing one “Let ’er go Bill” “Git up th’r ye blankety blank” accompanied Bill’s ringing spurs as the new rope creaked with its broken load SCHOOL CORNER Grand Canyon of Yellowstone Atonement gentleman sitting next to him obBy LORRAINE MANGUM serving in his friendly manner that Carbon County High School he too enjoyed the “journal" exThe cold gray walls of the prison ceedingly and immediately launched rose forbiddingly against the a of the relative into discussion the halls were dark merits of Steele and Addison havon stretched and endlessly ing recently read H C Schwelkert’s thside small cell a man sat a opinion on the subject and being with" bowed head thinking Just Wherebeing much interested in few minutes left he was going to a upon my frlend noticing that the die on the gallows as a common old gentleman thus unexpectedly His thoughts were in murderer addressed looked rather bewildered harmony with his gloomy surroundhastened to Impart to Sir Roger our ings The last note of the hammer into the galplans for the day which discourse as it drove the nails lasted well until our neighbor had lows died away Gloom! That was the only word to describe it Even rung the ball and departed The ringing of the bell engaged the sky was gray and ominous No the old knight greatly After watch- sunshine filtered through the bars cell ing several of the passengers at- into the tiny Armond walked slowly Ut tentively as they run the signal for Father the car to stop he turned to me in and asked: "Are you sure that you a puzzled manner saying that he don’t want to pray my son? Much could not understand how such con- comfort Is found in asking God for trol could be exerted by such a sim- forgiveness” A negative shake of the dark curly head was the only ple action as pushing a small button "The force of this small ob- answer ‘Then it is time” rose wearily from the hard ject astounds me” he said “and it cotCarl and walked slowly behind Faonly goes to prove that kind and to his death The gentle treatment will do more in ther Armand halls reechoed the clattering silence taming even such a savage beast as this than will scouraging and made by the prisoner's shoes Slowharsh words” After meditating on ly ever so slowly Carl walked up this speech for several minutes he the steps to the gallows looked lri the manner of a around with a smile on his face and turned further added that however won- scientist aid an experiment thought of how glad he was to die pe'rforming derful the automobile might me he The black hood was slipped over gently tapped the small white fasinated had these “caterpillars” button three times Upon this oc- his head and the rope hung around “I "to even a greater degree him currence the car slowed down and his neck have often wondered” he told me stood still there being an awkward He thought of the reason why he "what becomes of silence for several seconds while was here It had started with a confidentially those persons wht are swallowed up passengers and conductor looked gin party The only girl he ever at every corner and what is their at us expectantly and Sir Roger loved was there with another man purpose in allowing themselves to nodded his head triumphantly be Everyone had been drinking heavbo borne away by such a formidable ing well pleased with the outcome ily A violent quarrel had ensued monster Yet they always seem of his demonstration My friend between Nancy his love and her to emerge serene and untroubled" hastened then to explain to the escort Nancy had shot the man was it assurance as our that Upon conductor that a mistake had been As Carl was the only sober one self with the made and as we had only a few present he quickly took the gun safe to entrust erne’s yellow monster as with the auto- blocks yet to go requested him to from her put his fingerprints on it mobile for which he had a great stop when we should so designate and pounded into her befuddled respect it was decided that we to which request the conductor very brain that he was the one who had should ride the next day to town obligingly complied We thought been the cause of the fatal shot street car instead of by motor better to remain in the front of The officers had led him away He it Sir Rogef was immensely pleased the car being now near our des' had later told theriMie shot the with our plans and could talk of tination We therefore placed our man because he was jealous nothing all evening but the antici- selves near the conductor our old Now — he was to die for that girl’s He ride remarked again that frlehd pated displaying a great Interest in crime But he was doing it gladly it was indeed a wonder how we had the controls and the movements of He could never have her so his life succeeded in enslaving such indom- the conductor in While she — them was worth nothing itable beasts and inquired as to After asking severaloperating con- she had so much to live for She questions whether we were certain of their cerning that fasinatlng operation was young and was just starting to We explained the entire subjugation knight inquired if he might- try enjoy life He lifted his hands in to him as on many previous occa- his hand at controlling the oar as- prayer to the One Above and sions that they were in truth man- serting his confidence in his ability thanked Him forthe privilege of made and were perfectly under our to do so with perhaps some slight atoning for Nancy’s guilt he our control Upon explanation The rope drew mercifully tighter Fortu aid from the conductor shook his head doubtfully and mur- nately at that time w'e arrived at and he sank into oblivion “One never can tell” and our destined corner of which fact mured: went on to say that in his day we informed the conductor who ac Fewer Women in Cily the Tories had thought the Whigs cordingly stopped the car Our old perfectly under control also and friend then politely expressed his MONTREAL (UP)— There are had been sadly mistaken as condi- regrets to 'his supposed host that 7000 more men than women in tions in England today showed only such a delightful sojourn must end Montreal today a survey conducted Miss Helen Hughes of the Mctoo plainly so soon and bidding him good by Gill university sociology However the next morning as the departsoon to return so morning ment reveals street car roared and puffed to a as time promised to his repeat permitted stop before us Sir Roger mounted pleasurable in the experience the steps with a good will We had “beast” Whereupon we alighted the informed him beforehand that the good man at the controls at the gentleman at the extremo front of same time breathing a scarcely perthe car was the conductor who had ceptible sigh of relief at our deparcomplete control over his machine ture making It stop or start at the will of passengers Consequently the good knight now smiled benignly at this personage wishing him a BILLIE WYNN East High School Salt Lake City Sir Roger de Coverly beloved literary character of Addison’s “De Coverly Papers” typical eighteenth century country gentleman simple kindly amusing unforgettable! Suppose he should suddenly spring to life amidst the bustling turmoil of our own twentieth century What would be his reactions to our modern age of machines and speed so different from the stately dignified age of his creation? Let us imagine that Addison’s famous pen is once more depicting the adventures and mishaps of the dear old gentleman with that whimiscal humor aff'd gentle irony that has made Sir Roger immortal among literary characters As soon as Sir Roger had begun to become accustomed to the strangeness and newness of our modern city he expressed a great desire to board one of the huge “mechanlcle which caterpillars” were continually passing by our lodging Having already ridden several times in the automobde of my friend he had lost a great deal of his previous timidity for these extraordinary conveyances which as he had once confided to me “moved as though drawn by 20 horses and yet were strangely horseless" He MARCH 22 1938" HIGH By By EDITH SINGLETON time?" WEEKLY TRIBUNE’S THE hi— ?L and Rear Foot rqom for all official price class ECONOMY CHAMPION List prices at Pontiac Mich begin at gSlS (or fi Sis and tha Eight (subject to change withput notice) Satety plate glase standard on Da Lura Sis and Eight Standard group o( acceaaonas artra Otterad on 07m A C‘a nasr Tima Payment Plan A Omnaral Motors Value 1730 (or SINCERELY believe that no other car Pontiac’s price is so well qualified to keep you satisfied and save you money Every Pontiac feature is the finest money can buy Pontiac is America’s most distinctive car Pontiac has agreatrecord fordepchdabilityT ' Moreover you can’t do better than a Pontiac for economy In the annual e Yosemite Valley Economy Run under American Automobile Association supervision Pon- tiac defeated all entrants in its class— averaging 239 miles per gallon (no oil added) You can’t aslc for more and you can’t get more at Pontiac’s low price A ten minute ride is all it takes to prove it 352-mil- -- SHARMAN AUTOMOBILE STATE STREET AT MOTOR AVENUE SALT LAKE CITY UTAH VISIT GENERAL MOTORS SHOW OF 1 936 AT RAINBOW BALL ROOM MARCH 21 to 28 F V’ |