Show 4 THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE C SUNDAY MORNING MARCH 22 1936 WILL ROGERS SAID from the three stages of his career the League wants me they will hare Bones act quick which of course they First the Song of Freedom to the to cant In entering Russia the one thing they're strict about is any is working man Then the Song of kind of books or literature They dont get to read only what to we the Revolution and shots all taken The happened know ’em only thing for See by the papers they are evacuyou just prescribed Then ating Chlnchow without a fight have in our baggage of a questionable nature was asMrswe Rogerss place during the Revolution the Song of Industrial and Coma good joke on over 20 newslittle hand Bible The custom inspector at the line at it entered and he mercial accomplishment I mean That’s boys and Manchuria he looked who have been waiting Siberia at Manchu-Le- e paper Then with a kind of that's a lot of stock shots that are in Mukden for two monthe just for Many Concerns Approved seemed about on the verge of confiscating it — TUSCALOOSA Ala (UP)— Thirit back he attitude pitched taken of all the machinery the this last fight and they wanted me an ah let it go — Federal teen Funds skeletons of prehistoric perattitude dams everything that's being done to stay over Goody! Well this NEW YORK (UP)—Two hundred American Foundation for the Blind in the grip More people have asked me about the religious Russia and of commercial a sons found recently in Franklin about winds' war agricultural the other on up first idea subject became interested in the than any fifty years ago a blind beggar boy Outlays nature Then it shows his burial of want haa all Well I would say that due to 17 got they Japan county near here have been placed Aided by Congress stood in the doorway of St Gerago in a China and China haa certainly got years of steady work on the younger ligion That is it’s a religion of in Red Square 10 years With enthusiasm Irwin under in the Alabama Museum of Natural hunThey blizzard when it was 35 below zero all they want of Japan and the people with intensive antireligious Lenin or Leninism rather AlaLoans made in Utah for home main des Pres shivering and al- the almost there what tookhim thousands and into built want ef introduction 'of talking History at the University of has all have standing got they League propaganda that re- gry Valentin Hauy philanthropist modernization and and trebuilding is the Ths ? God most Statutes be their by here the whole mess picture freezing might they had weaned deeply moved at the condition of the books to the blind of America and bama millions of him I’d rather havwthe mendous propaganda You've heard about the equator pairs under the federal Rousing plan The skeletons were found walled a large proportion obafter several of effort In Paris home blind years the took boy in of how contract a It's only Lenin statue building sample they Well I am in Singapore a town totaled 3L306 46259 up to last Deof the young away up in a crevice in the side of a life of endeavor tained an appropriation from the limestone cliff near old Burleson and him a Russia than to have the Ford auto- keep this patriotic enthusiasm con- that is astride of It taught from the church’ of congress to carry on the cember 31 a report releued here mobile building rights in there Those 13 that could The elders— no If tinually going Russia has worked It runs right through my hotel In educating this boy it was found library work The records are made by post office disclosed a a there’s football like with a were the skeletons room believer identified beda be all Saturday here you go in and the a squad Everywhere just they you're that he could distinguish with his the American Foundation for the statue of Lenin and pictures of him pep talk all the time You're either have a long narrow pillow that lays In Salt Lake cqunty 1811 loans of adults An undetermined numin some Supreme Blind license from a under free lines in The indented paper He’s their patron saint His tomb working or listening to some guy longways It's supposed to b some aggregating 3559843 were made fingers ber of infants had been placed with Being no matter direct result of this discovery was Dyer To date more than 165 titles them jumbled together as if In in Red Square in Moscow is the lecturing all the time it's going aid to you'ln keeping cool and it's f what religion you been foundahave sum recorded the Next was 3293139 lent embossed by largest i 'show' place of all Russia It’s open you know And to the young folks called a “Dutch wife” don’t give up as writing Years later in tion including the Bible Shake- single burial from four to six every afternoon this Lenin is the only great man This used to be a wild port but in Weber county and 3127544 was 1934 Louis Braille blind musician The exact age of the bones is easy as you speare Milton Kipling Dickens and and thousands stand in line in rain they ever heard of We have our this “Dutch wife” is the extent of the Utah county total Dr Walter B Jones change your scholar perfected the system many other classics as well as mod- unknown and or sun or in the snow— in the win- heroes and there’s many of them its devilment now You The loans were made by private of raised point writing bearing his ern authors including Bret Harte state geologist and director of the ter they stand there just the same and we know all ths heroes of every Every nation must have its legal can't lose a belief name and thus enabled countless Masefield O Henry Don Byrne museum says that they probably to pass through and see this body other country because we’ve been ized form of gambling We must Institutions under the F H A Al- unfortunates to lift belonged to one of the prehistoric overnight It rethemselves from E M Delafield and Wodehouse The tomb is rather modest and as allowed to read all ths literature con- have our Wall Street Mexico gives most every loaning concern In Utah mains with you people once to planes A report of the president’s com- tribes of and helplessness poverty In the Tennessee valley you go Inside you go down two nected with it and we know of the you a more even break They have has been approved to make federal of Russia was prevalent concernand on “social mittee trends” Will Roger or three flights of winding stairs— great men that have been In the roulette” also a percentage of your housing loans according to the rereligious Braille however as a universal ing Inventions which may have an However two earthenware vessels found in the cave show only and in their hearLs the blder people then back up a kind of a few steps world But they know of only one losings go to the government They port of educating the blind had effect on economic life stated: method a slight similarity to the typical are yet The religious restrictions of a stairs and you kini of walk So you can see how he’s been built are a primitive race They put the Following is a list of counties its limitations 80 per cent since will be find ’It world the may have been slackened up quite a bit around the case that’s glassed inside up into practically a religion I government above broker showing the number of and amount of the sightless cannot use it But much use for talking books School Tennessee valley pottery This fact I in was In he’s see when him in think they put all this antireligious and you that to the belief that the of loans made in Utah for the pe- new a century after the introduc- and to what they were 'O — college students may listen to gives rise riod ended December 31 1935: skeletons may be those of a tribe there a few years ago There was there It’s entirely open on both t ft tfig through more than ecoaviation g enthusiasm new for of a Braille medium (Will’s tion for lectures phonoby And they’ve got some pe- nomic measures They knew that led him to write the earlier than the ones now known Number Amount educating and entertaining the blind graphs” scarcely any churches or services sides following County 17 A thin layer of stones covered 3 8233 has been evolved at all then Now they say there’s culiar preparation that they claim a good deal of money' was spent on paragraph when two governor! Beaver comThe educators Teachers and have 91 35573 about 50 churches in Moscow hold- only three men in Russia are sup- the church and they wanted that flew across the continent in May Box Elder the skeletons when they were disbook” or as mended the idea being “talking especially of Vina 231 Cache 94704 ing services There used to be posed to know what it is and that money to spend on the system 1932) phonograph reebrd is here For cen- valuable in the teaching of speech covered by W A Barksdale over 18011 turies A 24 about 2000 They’re taxed very preserves the body When I was It’s always called a system Ala The museum plans to search tot Let’s give a great big hand to Carbon mu‘ of been the diction and has foreign languages subject 1 330 heavy and the ministers are heavily over there before I dident git to there Everything is a system those two governors Rolph of Cal- Daggett Edmond Rostand sic appreciation literature and the other ancient remains in that area speculation taxed too The churches that still see him They was puttin’ this on Then of course they had a big In- ifornia and Balzar of Nevada for Davis 85 27152 Wells Kipling Bellamy Edison all discussion of economic and socio hold services have the Greek Ortho- there or somethin' The lights are fluence with the clergy They put 11 6392 predicted its advent—but not until logical problems the clear across our Duchesne I- 701 dox Cross That's how you can tell arranged very skilfully and very a lot of people to death in Russia making in a flight Too 1 won’t Emery Frank L Dyer of Ventnor N J country many day a church is being used as a church dramatically But I don't know— and they do yet for doing something fly because of their 5 5450 conceived and Garfield their for regard patented the idea in 1 It has a cross up over it yet Lots it's all kind of theatrical you know against the system But they say country and ths shape it would be Grand 632 1926 was the talking book a reality ‘Bum Blockade’ Old Stuff And they showed us— Mrs Rogers there’? never been a one of ’em that of them have been changed into 38 11838 Iron HER left in in cue of accident LOS ANGELES UP)— Dr Ar- MADE Began Tests in 1918 clubs lots of them have Jbeen orn and the boys and I— knowing that didn’t just before being executed 24943 73 Juab Latin P thur McKinlay in 1918 Late professor down and a great many have been I was Interested in the movies— offer up some kind of a prayer or 1 850 Dyer began experiD Kane when Franklin (Again 13671 menting with the idea of making at the University of California has 41 changed into antireligious museums they showed us a new and even then made the sign of the cross or Roosevelt Millard to to flew make Chicago a the used to encourage record run longer come to the defense of Los Angeles ALL OVER young not quite finished movie What made some manifestation of faith 2 phonograph 600 They Morgan He cites that to joke or ridicule their elders for you’d call a real preview of one So this thing sort of works up to his speech on the platform) 2 675 than the usual three or four min- “bum blockade" Piute Roosevelt made a good speech A D is1 575 utes He reasoned that if the grooves Emperor Caracalla in 215 Feels like a attending any church service But It’s called “The Three Songs of the time when something’s going to Rich and he did aviation the Salt Lake 559843 of an ordinary disk were placed sued a similar edict to keep the 1811 they don’t do that any more Of Lenin" The most elaborate gnd happen to you and then religion yesterdayboost he when ever had it course they claim that the reason expensive moving picture that was Beems to kind of come back on you biggest 488 closer together and the speed of the Egyptian hoboes out of Alexandria new woman now 2 took his family and flew out to San Juan beIs now more in made can In be ever lenient Russia it in over Roosevelt President 6755 machine reduced the playing time Why suffer with muscular pains'of rheumatism they they 19 Sanpete would be Increased by the product cause the church is no longer a have embraced all the news Teel Honolulu when we bad dinner with Chicago That will stop these big Sevier neuralgia lumbago or chest cold? Thousands 16 6695 Now here's shots that were ever taken during him when we were going to Russia shots from thinking their lives are Summit ay Hamlins Wizard Oil brings quick relief problem with tliem 32 12280 (not the sum) of both factors Theretoo important to the country to legs arms chest neck back Just nib it II- 380 fore if the speed of a machine is 43 Tooele something they’ve done They was Lenin's life and during the life of and he was talking about Litvinoffs Round-WorBe To Due on— rub it in Makes the skin glow with warmth d and the number May smart enough to know that people the government So you see you visit over here told us that he told take a chance on flying 559 reduced 3 Uintah —muscles feel soothed — reliet comes quick d must have some kind of belief You see the actual man making these Lltvinoff: “You wait Now just the Children are commonly Infected by way Pleasant odor Will not stain clothes At all 291 127544 of grooves Increased Utah — can't replace religion with nothing actual speeches at the time The before you’re going to die now you Shanghai was a knockout It’s Wasatch 42 25779 increased playlifg time would not of food water pets flies Other Signs druggists d fold He Poor Appetite Broken Sleep Crossness o they have built up their own re title “Three Songs of Lenin’’ comes ain’t going to tell me Lltvinoff you Brooklyn gone English Say where be twenty-fiv- e but 15 9499 Washington Nausea Thinness VermiTry Jayne’s ain’t going to do something just be- did they get this Chinese chop suey Wayne 3 1194 has made a record playing 80 mindisk fuge used for 105 years Children like It etuff? I have run the legs off Weber fore you die You've already 293139 utes on one side of a 593 in China and the possibilities of increasing Largest for the money 45 million sold atheism and believe there's every ricksha motor-matill the time comes and nobody ever any more heard of no God but-waPaving from T)a Juana Mexico this are virtually unlimited to Ensenada 65 miles below the It than Nevada did of Volstead It was in 1925 that Robert B You're gfoing to do something” Another hoax was that a China- border is near completion Irwin executive director of the And then I said: “Well what man's word was as good as his he say?” He said: “He changed the sub- bond Well that goes with the chop ject and got back on to regular suey that might have been In the old days but not since the missionbusiness again" Now I want you to pardon m aries and business men come in Chinese are just as human as (for this discussion of religion for it's something that a comedian is anybody now not competent to go Into But so I just found out who China is many people have asked me about it and this is just my plain and like It’s the Democrats at home honest observation of the way it is Individually they are smart likeNote: Will Rogers visited Japan able and efficient but let two get China add Manchuria and made together and they both want to be reports which are even more in- president Utah FHA loans By WILL ROGERS Total $1306462 Reveal Classics and Modem Writings Made Into Talking Books for Blind Who Do Not Use Braille Ancient Tribe Lived in South for - bluff-shelt- er rt -- long-runnin- long-playi- ' SORE MUSCLES ACHE -- PALE CHEEKS five-fol- five-fol- : ten-fol- pro-fesse- it 9& 93OT1M gP(£Br teresting today than they were when he wrote them Late events in the Far East give additlpnal emphasis to many of the Rogers observations League of Nations is sending to Mukden a commission to look over the ground That's like a sheriff examining the stall after the horse has disappeared Now I am here on the ground and can do that and for half the money and will send In the same report they will only shorter By the way up in Harbin I was offered the governorship of North Manchuria by General Ma So if Formed a new government at Nanking and nobody would let the other be head man so they called it a committee government Now everybody is president That's a new idea for you Demo crats When the senate passed the naval treaty I wanted to get this amendment in and I believe if it had been put to a vote of the people it would have gone in: “We sign this treaty because we sent a fine delegation over and they did the best they could and we will back ’em up but this is the last one we will sign “While the whole idea sounds fine it’s a lot of hooey in practice You can no more tell a nation what Inch gun he is to shoot you with than you can tell him wbat he is to wear while shooting you “So we hereby plead with all naconfer tions let's quit holdlrtg ences stop conferring and juet be friends again" Well we got the treaty signed Now for the limitations of naval vessels so we can settle down to steady building You see you must build between these various conferences otherwise you have nothing to sink when you meet You hold a conference and decide to sink some vessels that would sink themselves If the conference was postponed for another year England is to sink three battleships that competed Sgalnst the Spanish Armada ' Japan is raising two that the them Russians sunk and will for the treaty and the weeklies We are building two to elnk Official Economy Record 2666 miles per gallon Now you can settle all economy arguments with one quick look at the record Come in and see for yourself how they finished in e the classic Economy Run Onr photostatic copies of the officia Check sheet of the American Automobile Assn give the exact mileage of each of the 30 cars entered in the biggest economy test of the year You will wonder how the big Graham Supercharger could win the sweepstakes championship in competition with so many smaller cars It carried five passengers over mountain grades as high as 4045 feet and averaged 2666 miles per gallon of gasoline! What is the secret of this victory? What is there in the Supercharger that puts it so far ahead of other cars in economy and performance? To buy a car without getting the answer to those questions is to pass blindly by the biggest automotive advance of the last 10 years Come in and take a Supercharger drive — try' THE CAR THAT BEAT THEM ALL re-si- Gilmore-Yosemit- janfcuiah)d)b Our big problem Is this discontent In our prisons Hardly a day passes that prisoners dont show some little outward sign of uneasiness such as shooting a few guards burning some buildings and giving tome hint publicly that they want to partlci pate in this era- of prosperity through which we are struggling to make both ends meet It just looks like the boys in there don’t appreciate how fortunate they are to have no instalment payments to meet The next political campaign la liable to be based on "bigger and better jaila for bigger and better prisoners A satisfied prisoner means a satisfied nation” Personally I would likt to see ’em all turned out as I have always felt we had the wrong bunch in there Her father had just been found guilty on a charge of embezzlement Here she was in the arms of the young district attorney who ad convicted him— in the arms of the man who had sworn liis devotion to her Did that love tarn to hate? 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