Show 4 C THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING MARCH 8 1936 WILL ROGERS SAID fa" By WILL ROGERS I want to talk about Charlie Curtis So I wired Charlie He an Indian you know 1 said “Charlie I am going to talk about you" would run for Vice President under him Here are some of my qualifiwere Vice President cations if I could go to all the dinners when the President couldent come if a speaker got up he would say "We are very sorry the President could ent come He got a better offer that is why he dident come But we have with us the Vice President” and he tries to think of the name I cduld go ttrHhe'Tlthners I am a fair eater I dont eat correctly but I eat a lot Then I could make a speech not a good speech but good for a politician Any audience who would gather to hear a politician speak wouldent know a good speech if they heard one Of course they would have to get me a dress suit I aint got any dress suit and I couldent go in a hired one because they would mistake me for a Congressman It is hard to get a man to take the Vice Presidency It is a job that doesent have a nice future I would take it and trust to luck I would say to the Lord “I am Vice President do your duty” And I have enough faith in the Almighty to believe he would get me somewhere You Icnow Charlie dident want this job as Vice President He took it as a patriotic duty It was forced on I Plane Being Refitted Father’s $1 Bequest Down To Son Turned For Gold Search in Prominent Utahns in the East He wired and said ‘‘Will if you talk about me be sure and WORCESTER Mass (UP)—Here Edward mention that I am vice president” So I thought I would I think King Solomon Land Foxley Former Jordan High Football Coach Now Physi"home” a Is dollar without bill a to or is a I it somebody ought patriotic duty that ought perform utUbill willed to Chauncey Deto perform every once in a while and let the people of this cal Training Instructor in Capital WILMINGTON DeL (UP)— An I lano by hla father was not accountry know who is vice president in every administration airplane formerly owned by Walthink it would b® good just to have that So I will take that on lace Beery movie actor Is absence this winter and is with her cepted By LOUISE ROWLETT myself No matter who is president I will always keep you all Miss Mildred Burgess executrix fitted out here at the Bella nca being hy Ay wr oshm h D informed as to who is vice president Charlie Curtis is vice presiWASHINGTON plant family in Salt Lake City of the father’s estate deposited It to be used In exploring the Ophir dent and he is a good one too he really is That is not flattery J Foxley David N McKay and ' Prominent at U of 17 gold mines of King Solomon Melvin Freebalrn are some of the )? that is really sincere Charlie is making a good vice president Melvin Freebalrn and bis wife In a bank The state will get the The plant Is equipping the ' plane Vice President Marshall was a young men from Utah who have Marian Jacobs were prominent In bill after 20 years provided no- with camera slots for aerial photogin school the of ten more public of foupd read positions was fellow He old generations the on their college days vice presiUniversity body claims it in the interim great raphy over the Ophir territory tn system of Washington D C of Utah campus He was president dent under Mr Wilson you know what we (did to them Every man the tip of the Arabian Peninsula will be remembered in Salt Foxley 1925 she was of the senior class of He had a lot of In our history that killed the most The ship when finished will be as the football coach at Lake City president of Gamma Phi sorority Youth Wills 30 Cents humor too Marcrated to New York and then to Indians has got a statue built for sebool from 1925 until Jordan high shall was a funny society editor of the Chronicle and Egypt him The only difference between 1930 It was he who coached and member of the Beehive He old fellow Culps Pint of Liquor Geologists who have examined the Roman gladiators and the Pildeveloped the four Norsemen: Lun-ne- n is metal art Freebalrn was a Democrat teaching the region beilevr that more gold Jensen Larson and Hansen grims was that the Romans used a craft at the Alice Deal Junior high You have lion to cut down their native popuwho made the Jordan high school CUP)— Police lies in the claims that eluded the COVINGTON Ky in school and be funny Washington teaching crude mining efforts of Sololation and the Pilgrims had a gun football team invincible during those in the night schools of the city related the omen of being "penny mon’s day They believe King Democrat that only The Romans dident have no gun years school more humor 50 per cent of the gold has been resystem Mrs Freebalrn is wise and pound foolish” to a they just had to use a lion Foxley is now physical training innow substituting at the Abbott Voa Democrat found lying moved from the shale and with The Government by statistics they youth structor at the baseball coach and cational school Her work is with a on the steps of a cafe It does a Republimore modern equipment more of shows they have got 458 treaties McKinley high school in Washingcan anyhow One group of boys diagnosing their voAt the station he related how he the precious metal can be reclaimed that they have broken with' the ton McKinley high is known locational capacities time the senate bet with another won a Indians That is why the Indians cally as the ‘Tech” because it ofFreebalrn received a law degree had was sitting there lad he could “drink a pint of whisky get a kick out of reading the GovbusiIn technical more fers courses from 1930 in as George Washington doing nothing without taking the bottle from my ‘Guessing’ Prohibited ernment's usual remark when some ness and shop subjects than any of and is now working on a master’s usual Somebody A stomach pump relieved him comes “Our is honor affair big the other five high schools of the In Drive on Gambling up s u g g e s ted that degree In the school of education lips? at stake him was It Charlie Cur city really came MarWashto The family directly they make for examination SYDNEY JLSW (UP)— GuessBaseball Prominent Every time the Indians move the tis wasting his time in there is just shall permanent ington from Salt Lake City were etc One takes the bracket 3c is the ing is Government will gjye them a treaty like having Henry Ford spend four A prohibited in New South a particular salary deal is made of baseball her a great three vice president He then spent years year "You can have this years in a filling station So good back school rating and brings the Wales now in the regfen of the major here Cali- high in in was an awfully good presiding of They' say New and three Jersey For teachers ground as long as grass grows and luck to you Charlie old Injun and league baseball teams police hava orders to en-- ‘ fornia They have been back only a Mgfiftt salary-- High school Foxley has ficer and everything so they want- water flows” On account of its 1 hope you are elected President must have had at least three years’ force strictly the law against raffles a baseball team for the have half ed to make him vice president for and three developed a year They or guessing competitions although a grammatical error the Gov- some day and we will run the sohool which sons: Melvin Richard and Michael experience and a master’s degree life— no matter who is in he is vice being brought home the ernment dident have to live up to it White House 'out of this country an accredited university Pa- a person still may take a chance In from Edward J Grif1933 Foxley Clark Griffith in made of them So all trophy Schools Increased president an "estimating” contest for a It dldent say "flown” or “flew” or That is what we will do Good fith pers are graded and applicants prize president and owner of the father CL speeches on it and everything sonuthlngt Now a auperin Rrown 15 yiiri Washinghave moved night ot a in Fas order tha ef into period they positions estaba Baseball club Wllllairia Washington finally old John Sharpe the Indians and they settled the tendent of the welfare department ton possessed only five high schools the marks they received ARE YOU great old senator from down in Mis- whole thing by putting them on We got an epidemic of crazy lished this huge trophy for the purCity teachers are really governin the of the Utah Copper company Their each with a faculty of approximateof the pose developing sport sissippi got up and said “Tom land where the — women wont grow 85 teachers But the new deal ment employes and receive checks going parachute jumpers ly grass Atlantic coast section of would make a mighty fine vice and the water wont flow home is at 1459 Thirteenth so now just for the jump Shooting your congested complicated the school population drawn on the treasury of the United the country Private schools paro- family president he is a splendid char- they have it all set husband so it has dont land street in Salt Lake City In just as it has the apartment house States A high school salary begins got East you chial schools and schools acter this Tom Marshall HeJisn-dleYth- e Charlie’s mother was a public high on the front page So they have d 1900 population of the city by bringing at $1890 the first year but a teacher office with dignity and un- Indian vicinity and of the neighbor- Washington the Foxley live at POISONED? She is a Kaw Indian It traded their guns for parachutes of the in thousands of children whose par- can “buy” out his years of expechilis one have two classes states of there street but and the Lamorit They derstanding just plebe means Kansas Indian but and are trying to jump and land ing new bu- rience so that if he has taught elseents In the are employed Read Offer— Do This This the all little thing that worries me about reallycouldent Naval Annapolis academy dren Helen who Is 8 and Marilyn reaus of the government This win- where for four spell Kansas I 'guess on it years he can enter I Uric Acid him beinj permanent vice presi- they It’s never a real aviator that compete for the trophy in and they called it Kaw The ones 2 your blood causing who is ter a new high school was opened the system at (2200 To do so he dent Suppose something would that couldent spell it included makes an exhibition jump Foxley was graduated from the stiff Joints sore muscles rheumatic of the in northwest to section to a the a of came has make and Utah left city payment only Foxley Utah Agricultural college at Logan happen to the president? Where He was born in They know they were made to because he wanted to making a total of six 'All the Smoot small percentage of his salary this pains neuritis or neuralgia? would the country be?” That kind Charlie himself save useful lives in an emergency His grandfather and his father Washington Kansas was Kansas not Topeka weakness? Kidney irritation? set- take advanced college training For children attended the high school to go toward the retirement fund of In Bladder of knocked Tom out of a permanent in G James were Foxley pioneer and out of bed many times at the Union at that time In fact and not to put on a show with a few months he taught at the Stew- located in Georgetown while they the teachers Do you “catch cold” eaoHy ikin night? tlers itchei Tretnonton in and Bear the job there Is still a dispute as to whether We are all against having any more was moved almost were growing up goes There is no discrimination against and tumiFeel nervous “Everything T always liked Mr Coolidge be- it is Kansas was the first state laws but one against women para- river valley country Foxley at- art Jr high but “worn out? wrong?’ With the exception of graduates married women as teachers and a tended Box Elder high school at at once to the "Teb" cause he liked Marshall For more 43 than Every to adopt prohibition and the last chute jumpers we would go for The Williams years and of Washington's normal school all majority of the women are married Treatment has been helping others to better Brigham City At the A C he He has finished a business time I ever had a chat with Mr one to practice it He was born in tackle and guard bn the accounting course at George Wash- teachers must take examinations be- A married woman may apply for health and comfort You try it! as starred Down on the ranch great Coolidge we were always talking 1860 King is That the year they took fore the a in to now and is order have leave in public Washington entering mat( nity about what a very human and fine the census otherwise we wouldent biggest in the whole Southwest and football team Two of his former ington university law Want this 75c Bottle? school system These examinations baby And then return to the system — at the A C are now in his third year of man Tom Marshall was and he have known about his I did my bestactacting today trying classmates Mall are this advertisement with lOe in conducted anything the of N a the Last other David the at during usually young McKay year expiration to look and like a cowboy on Washington told me some great stories about birth at all or coin to The Dr D A Williams is a teacher at the spring vacation week in April They year there was some talk in the stomps Utah who man Co Offer East Hampton Cornu on Constant the workouts Bob Mr Marshall and how he helped best horse daily Kleberg’s cutting Lincoln was elected President three-da- y affairs and Include a city of not allowing women to teach We wlii give uric arid sufferers who gym floors have kept this athletic McKinley high school Is away on are him while he was Vice President that same year that Curtis was and hanging on by my teeth three-houexr He Is physical examination if their husbands also were em- this offer with their Home address and send leave of absence this ten You know Mr Coolidge followed born cents Charlie's mother read so Both Kleberg girls dragged calves Utah man in fine physical shape expecting to receive year full size bottle of The each in of the his aminations doctor’s following: ployed by the government There Is Williamsone Treatment while of the who some other boys booklet with DIET Marshall in as Vice President and much about Lincoln’s early life that up to the branding fire faster than and other helpful Information have been confined to office desks degree from Harvard university in A major subject a minor subject a ruling that two members of the suggestions a ever could he gave him some very wonderful she started Charlie to No obligation We pay postage No COD splitting rails I This is a real outfit If wife the former another on the evils of aloohol and same family are not to be on the One bottle only to same family or address you think during the ten years they have been the spring His tips and it brought out kind of a when he was six months old 1802 Sold since also ever Mildred has tobacco Calderwood government payrolls Nothing taught human side to Mr Coolidge that a South Carolina seceded from the there aint any more real cowboys out of college are beginning to slump at McKinley she too Is on leave of Salary ratings are labeled 2c 2b came of the matter It was dropped No Bottle Unless This Offer Is Sent around the waistline lot of yoa don’t get just from the Union that year and then they In this country you're crazy Flew down here with the flying outside and I have always loved found that Wed to 8 I Girl they wasent missed and him just for that thing because he they came back Laphams and Frank Hawks is married to a Salt Lake Foxley Mother liked Tom Marshal Lapham flying her own City girl Dorothy G Brown Her Charlie had the usual life of a Lap-haYou know I am an Indian My child born in Kansas He grew plane Papa Lapham his Baby hi and eaeh Lapham servant folks are Cherokees and I am very strong from shoveling the grasseven the most persistent chamber proud of the fact and is Injuns hoppers off the sidewalk so they their own of commerce cant standardize sure mighty proud of Charlie Curtis could go to town and get Capper’s We are beginning to find out He is a leader of the Senate and Weekly That is a There should bs a moratorium catalogue print- what those South American repubwas the most able man in there ed in Topeka called on candidates’ speeches They telling the farmers Of course that dont give you much how to order relief He owes his lics do with their one battleship have called each other everything each They use it for their Presiof an idea of his ability but he is early life to the fact that his in the world they can think of people dents to escape on at least the best they had in there had ulkin We are Nevada dt-A Senate ieaderis averyimportfint other themselves out of votes great children horn in KanThen they elected him sas but they were blown over into vorce colony "for picture purposes position only” A lady 87 years old Come Vice President and he lost his The high office of President of adjoining states ' on the set to watch us shoot She is at down then he He United States has the standing was a jockey in his early was gnd serving time here She told into ordinarily fine degenerated the bottom now and has to work days The only men being more shady me "life’s thing too short to let one man up again The Vice President you than horse racing is politics Charlie goaded on by their political son Eight sedan with three passenAgain and again Sir Malcolm know dont have any vote on any- worked himself up and he was a ruin it I am going to get my freeleeches lntp saying things that If dom and have some fun" has to high given gers and baggage averaged 2286 praise Campbell were in thing unless It is a tie and there leader in that too His recreaminds their they right And she was asking for the cusnever was but one tie in the history tion is of smooth miles per gallon over 352 miles of the the think woudent conperformance of they saying attending Republican of the Senate and that is when ventions and his profession is bet- tody of four minor children This country is a thousand times Hudson Super StraigbtEightReid mountain roads With no “coastDawes was Vice President Do you ting on horse races When he is Some new has got to be bigger than any two men in it or Railton mo ted British engineer and allowed ing” tod jip for Hudion Eight $710 sod up for remember when Dawes was in? not asleep in the Senate he is worked out inplan two our prison system any parties in it These big designer of thefamous“Blue Bird” Hudson Six Pricetfob Detroit standard That tie came at a time when at the races When Kansas stopped Of course this life determines car life be a radical politicians are too serious about Engine may calls Hudson motors “the best Dawes was asleep and he dident horse of aecesioriei extra 113 or 124 HP group with snoring suggestion but couldent they fix themselves and their parties racing along That is so why many Hudsons are in Eight automobile motors built today” get to vote on it after all Curtis and deep breathing Charlie left some way where the guards car93 or 100 H P in Sixes still going strong after 150000 and We are living in a great age dont wait for a tie to go to sleep there and went to Longer wheelbam ried the of the prisinstead Washington up to 127 inches guns who drives Hudson a '200000 Anyone he just sleeps In there any time where he could be near the races The Senate has got to tax somemiles and Some with oners? for the first time marvels first at whether there is any tie or not at the Maryland tracks so he more than half a million miles thing right away for the convenSAVE with the new HUDSON 6 He makes an awfully good presid- wouldent lose much time He was its smoothness Then at the ease low Congress Is working fast now tion will be here and no matter Time Payment Plan a story of better maAgain ing officer in that way He is to elected to the Senate in the usual so they can attend the conven- what taxpayer is shot in the back with it which where the payments monthly performs be envied any man who can sleep underhand methods the usual the Senators must have the pleasure terials better balance no dead way tion and the payers of the tax going is toughest Finally at the ' in the Senate really is to be envied by going to Congress first Kansas of being at the conventions can attend the poorhouse to pull Hudson’s cylinder weight fact that an Eight so big uses so The President gets $75000 a year sentenced him to tion Most advanced styling More Congress They block chrome alloy steel for of If do to want Say you to comes something out little gasoline and oiL just argue with the Senate and really sentenced him there because Chicago university size and room than any Eight double-harwant on and d doubleyou really the Vice President only gets $12500 he dident move to Oklahoma like with a terrible radical idea somebody example They the within hundreds of dollars of to out do it and to have to listen at them all the all the other Kansians did help you job tough Pinned piston rings Both His propose to graduate a student as Hudson’s price Exclusive dont go any further than the Smoothest of All Them time I tell you there is no justice hobby is farm relief He has soon as he knows enough right That Eight of them features that greatly realways Women’ Clubs over the Federated in the world at all shows that is education you higher Hydraulic Brakes (pat--' fought for it which has given duce engine wear neither of The question they ask most often is The Senate can talk for two him a If taken two country cause through life making progress ent for) Body all of steel perpetual applied them found in any other Eight Weeks on the duty on hairpins He thinks it is still in its this Why can aHud son do so many thousand years to think of such a Just with seamless solid steel roof seen infancy cotton the farm biggest even when women aint using them Heretofore have made they Coolidge has the best idea on thing things that other Eights can’t do?” safe riding and driving Manyother but that dont matter they wilt talk this farm relief He went out and the smart ones stay there four in the world and it's in Mexico A features that are Hudson’s alone for two weeks on them and there spoke to the farmers one time in years just to keep the dumb ones poor negro and a poor mule and a Biggest Cars Ever Priced Why for example is Hudson debt was about all I had ever seen is no Wy of stopping them I sug- Minneapolis the smoothest Because And here is the big news no the He said "Farmers company Eight? So Low on cotton land before Yet here is gested a plan one time to shorten you are in a hole I cant help you has Hudson’s perfect other fact that makes this Hudson the Eight on and hundred ten thousand one In country the Senate debate Europe Every time a but I will get in with He Is Helping balance A motor with crankshaft Remember this motor this perlike helping one bob In a hive acres in on piece That’s enough greatest value of all the Eights Senator tells all he knows make did That made it fine so you” the farm' this endurance and formance inherently compensated to eliminate him sit down prices begin at only $760 Drive a That will shorten ers were satisfied as long as You may help him ot her as tko acres If it was in our cotton States may bo hut yon IU know yon at hom$ impoverish and keep come to you in a car Hudson Eight today And see vibration at all speeds it Some of them wouldent be able Coolidge was going to get in with sex economy by a poor ovor twenty thousand families have been to a helping to answer roll call They are a them else has of more that method how mucfrl nore you get for that and everything originated just perfected Glad to visit Mexico again but ‘ pretty tough bunch of hyenas those Charlie had a little trouble not counts in enjoyment and sa&fae- Hudson I told old cronies guessed was that of there by you mot always your patented money my Senators but they are likable ras- long ago about a at table sitting Just three towns in whole of wrong during the last revolution cals Every time we let one of So as to eliminate any setting table America that was dtffeft and die If Why is Hudson the most power and 1 am having a little trouble loIt’s so smooth warn to bt coasting them out a worse one gets in So I the whole of even vp-- h ill" in class its has just net New Or lee M rn Washington Eight anywhere Ban and them cating am in favor of keeping this same eliminated 113 or 124 horsepower any more dinners Antonio having developing bunch we have got now We are now all go to Child’s resCopyright 1938 McNaught while all others within $200 above kind of used to them now and I taurantThey h got something (hat They feel more at home They Syndicate -- r its price have a range of 87 to 105 -think we should just keep them and can get more to eat there too r: rm ur Birr Our record with the Indians is Charlie dident care horsepower? about anything going to go down in history It is where they seated him at the table to make us mighty proud of He dident care if he had to stand going More Power and Longer Life it in the future when our children up but they put him with the Senators He said “I get paid for sitThere is more than one answer to ting with these Senators in the ONE CENT A DAY PAYS that question Balance is part of the daytime and I will be UP TO $100 A MONTH am golngT sit mgh? with story Finer materials more high-gra- de The Postal Life & Casualty Insur-anc- e them for nothing” alloys than are used in any Co 5389 Postal Life Bldg His daughter I will always reother m'A ' A Eight Kansas City Mo is offering a member made the best cutting useless 'xk yycoy'ff in reciprocating parts and at new accident policy that pays up to speech of any woman I nominating weight ever heard MOSCOW IDAHO “A new in which he tells about his long $100 a month for 24 months for to- at the Kansas the same time increasing strength City Convention She search for the Truth how he finalrevolutionary religious teachtal disability and up to $100000 for just said “I have been asked to and based ? jt Jfs on to misuncame full the the of realization ly From a combination of these and ing entirely deaths— costs less than lc a day— second the nomination of an Unaeen of Power derstood Galilean or my the "so force dysayings r - ' $350 a year More" than 150000 father” Wasent that wonderful? fa many other features comes econv fay namic in Itself that all other powCarpenter and designed to shout have already bought this policy Never said omy equal to that of most small ers and forces fade into Insignifianything else Anybody how we may find understand and Mem women and children eligible else would have Sixes tried to tell where use the same identical power and by actual test uncance beside it”— how he learned Send no money Simply send name they were and spoiled the which Jesus used in performing to commune directly with the Livspeaking surpassed by any other Eight address age beneficiary’s name and whole thing v God using this mighty never-failin-g His attractis Miracles” ing Proved and e as again again relationship and they will send this In speaking of Indian do you world-wid- e to to its attention demonstrate power ing recent Los Angeles-Yosemit- e policy on 10 days’ FREE inspection know that Claremore Oklahoma is founder Dr health happiness and financial Frank B Robinson No examination is required This going to open the only Indian hosRun in which big Hud Economy success how noted and teacher and lecturer normal author any being offer is limited so write the com- pital in the United States? That ‘'Peychiana” this new psychofind and use it as Jesus did may pany today (Adv) is no lie no kidding or anything It logical religion He is now offering this treatise believes and isent boosting Claremore But we teaches that it is today possible free to every reader of this paper have the only one built by the Gov- for who writes him normal human being every ernment entirely for Indians You If you want to read this “highlaw as understanding spiritual know Columbus discovered this Christ understood it "to duplicate ly interesting revolutionary and Relief— No Operation country about 400 years ago or every work that the Carpenter of faeclnating story of the discovery of a great Truth” just send your something and it took 400 years Galilee ever did’’— it believes and No ntf to utter with ulcer due to for the Government to build a hos- teaches that when He said "the name and address to Dr Frank B HUDSON AND TI'IiltAPLANE DISTRIBUTOR after eatlns itomach pital for the Indians Look what hyperacidity dltr Robinson 163 3rd Street Moscow things that I do shall ye do also” aaa our tomactl Indigestion or pain BROWER-TOWLE- R the Indians have got to look for- He meant what He said and meant CO-1- 63 will Idaho be sent free It and Von'a tablet aid Nature'a ward to in the next 400 years They it literally to all mankind through without cost or obligaNot on tale In Drug Store power postpaid SUOP-3- 33 AUTO QUALITY South East HARRY E LUFF— 703 East Seventeenth South Third are liable to build us a cemetery all the ages Get them from the San Francisco Von Co tion Write the Doctor today — 66 Pacific Bldg 4tb and Market Sts San or something I guess Dr Robinson has prepared a 1935 Dr RobFrank B Copyright BURT BT HUDSON— TEBRAPLAME 8595 ANP UP HUDSON SIX S710 AMP UPi HUDSON SUPER STRAIGHT EIGHT 7t0 AMP UP F O B DETROIT FKMUt" Oak about OuaraotM If Charlie were President I inson treatise on “Psychiana” (Adv) (Adv) J C-E- Mgaans Z 30-ce-nt 1 ro-ta- ta URIC ACID half-bree- MD-48- 6 m Famous Engineers say: “Hats off to that Eight Motor" Duo-Automa- tic w fl m cfto non TALK I’JITIl GOD - v v P ed in-“Th- 24 SORE STOMACH Phone West’ Was Fifth South MOTOR heal-ti- 6000-wo- ( rd i ' Motor Avc "Sf””? 4900 1 |