Show 4 C SAIff LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING FEBRUARY THE 23 1936 WILL ROGERS SAID By WILL ROGERS Now I got to start right in and get this doggie business straightened out I’ve been reading in the papers about people trying to pronounce doggie and tell what it means Well I never thought I’d get into an argument over how to pronounce a word because there was so But it did happen that they few of them that I could pronounce picked one I did know and that was doggie My whole start in life was with a few doggies My father was a cattle man on a ranch that was about 12 miles north of Claremore Okla You dont mind me telling you the story of my life do you? If I dont tell it nobody else wont I know that My father shipped up f'm south-- " ern Texas about three thousand To be mobbed by the riders of Texas cows in the eajj spring judgment And lots of them :$ roll on Roll on had calves on theij Roll on little doggies roll on roll train and some on of the mothers! Roll on roll on died on the trip! Roll on little doggies roll on and the calves were lost from Here's the prettiest doggie song their mothers in I know and anytime I've heard that the shipment So it sung in the last few years I never when they undid hear it sung exactly to the right loaded there was tune: about 70 head of little motherless Git along little doggie calves Git along you little doggie I was the only It’s sure a misfortune And none of my own boy in the family 11 —a kid about Git along you little doggie or 12 and papa Keep moving along give me these lit- - Will Rogers tie doggie calves and I had a time For cold Wyoming’s raising them seeing if I wab able to Going tb be your new home make them live long enough to go to y In If there’s a bigger grass But I got through with most of ’em and he give me my own America than me I don’t knoW brand too— which was a dog iron where he is I was born on thd So when anybody insinuates that side of a hill and my name is Billy I don’t know what a doggie is — and I’ve been a rube all my life so y why it kinda hurts my pride For I’m naturally Here is my whole start in life was gotten a A Mountain William from doggies song: I don’t know nothin’ about a thoroughbred but I do know a dog- My name is William Bowers gie When most kids was learning I got the usual rights about the multiplication table I I came here from Missouri was learning a doggie calf how to That's all the way from Pike I'll tell you why I left there drink milk out of a pan And how I come to roam Lately I got to kidding on the And left my poor old mammy radio about the doggies and the little trained coyotes which fol So very far from home lowed the cowboy to listen to him I used to love a gal these sing I couldent think of anything Her name was Sally Black more ridiculous than that And I asked her first to marry me when I called him a doggie while She said she would but that — he was a coyote well that anybody She says to me— Bill Bowers would take that serious never did Before you take a wife enter my mind any more than it You to have a little home ought would enter your mind that some- To take little wife your body would call a politician a statesman You'd just naturally I said— My dearest Sally know it was done for joking pur- Oh Sally for your sake I'll go to California poses Now people often ask me the And I'll try to raise a stake difference between the stage and She says to me—Bill Bowers the movies and the radio because You’re just the boy to win I’ve spent many years on all of She give me a kiss to seal the bar 'em and here’s one of the differgain ences right here On the stage or And threw a dozen in in the movies they never take you When I got here I went to minin’ serious They could look at you and tell when you're kidding but I put in the hardest licks the radio bunch there's just a few I came down upon the boulders of them maybe half of one per cent Just like a thousand bricks or somethin’ that take it serious I worked both late and early In winter rain and snow They don't realize that us come- But I was working for my Sally fill to is dians just trying in fifteen And It was all the same to Joe minutes Alaskan Colony Life Gets Easier Woman Writes Answers to Your Questions By FREDERIC J 11ASKJN Briton Holds Record Royal ‘Moiinties’ At Hearing Sermons Now Drive Cars His Credit 3000 to or a machine which will do posit of sediment Thick layers an amount of work greater than the were deposited In warm summers Favors LONDON (UP)— William WilHowever equivalent of the energy whether when melting was rapid and thin Public tion Bureau Frederic J Haskin of heat of chemical combination' layers In cool summers liams of Llanrwst claims to be the Retention of Old C of electricity or mechanical energy D director Washington world’s champion “sermon taster” Honsewife at Matannska Please Inclose three (3) cetns for that la put into It Q How mpeh crop acreage is Police Name to horse?— one farm feed He has heard more than 3000 in required reply Scorns Sympathy of been cus- N 8 Q Hat It alwaya the past 37 years That means he As a nationwide average it OTTAWA Ont (UP) -- Canadas Q How long have incubators tomary fog congress to adjourn out A Wellwishers has had approximately 12000000 been used for premature babies? — of respect on the occasion of the takes about four acres famous Royal Canadian Mounted death of a member?— F T of good advice counsel and H G words force has more motors than A It has been and also In the A The principle was first apQ In what part of Mexico do the police served up to him assurance Is to not name it EDITOR’S NOTE: This de its but has horses in the maternity hospitals in first 50 years of congress all mem- Yaqul Indians live?— W C D plied life be at of the has kept a faithful recMatanuska Williams changed scription bers wore a crepe band on the left A The Yaqui are a tribe which Paris in 1880 Sir James MacBrien ord of the sermons Ha has a list colony in Alaska was written by Recently both dwelt arm 30 days for until along recently of the wife of a colonist the famous Q Why do auto racers no longer banks of the lower river Yaqul In commissioner of the preachers’ names dates and use castor oil aa a lubricant? — G G Q Please name actors who have western Sonora but Is now scat- mounties made a speech which was texts Of the sermons he has heard as a suggestion that A In the early days of automo- impersonated Abraham Lincoln— tered over the larger part of the misinterpreted By MRS MERYLE PETERSON in view of the changed conditions 846 were from texts in the Old Teststate The Mexican government the Written for the United Press bile racing there was no motor oil h A The "mounted” should be dropped ament and 2282 from the New Testprincipal ones have been carried on a campaign in J906 to that would stand the temperatures PALMER Alaska (UP) -- We col- of racing cars Castor oil would so Frank McGlynn Lincoln Caswell 1907 against the hostile Yaqul by from the name of the organization ament The most popular choice The Benjamin Chapin George A Bil- deporting them to the southeastern Public reaction was instant and unonists continually get letters from it was used by auto racers to any change The name by preachers who preached from the much is of lings Charles A Bull and Walter states of Yucatan and Tobasco The favorable motor'd! superior today friends in the states who pity us beg force of the speaks of its pioneering Old Testament was the Book of to that of a few years ago so Huston Yaqui have not given much ‘ trouble tradition and it is quite certain it Psalms from which 227 texts were us not to stay in the colony where castor oil is seldom used taken Isaiah comes next with 124 will not be altered Q Where was the Kentucky recently they are certain we will freeze and and Genesis third with 65 rifle first made?— G G B is 2573 T lines Whta a Totals Force giaour?— Q are the dividing Why Q starve Preachers from the New Testais A Lancaster Pa is considered between the time belts In the United Mohammedans he A 91 officers Among The of force consists But I laugh when I read such let- one not of their faith mainly favored St John’s gosespecially by authorities to be the birthplace States so irregular?— R M S 2148 officers and mentfrom which 369 texts were takters If they could only see us now a Christian The term is generally of the Kentucky rifle Here were commerce constables 115 special constables pel Interstate A The comes second with en Matthew St boundaries secOur family has moved Into a new used with a contemptuous or Insult- found many of the early rifle mak- commission the fixes and 219 members of the marine Paul’s 343 St this who Epistle to the or ers qnd the produced zones gunsmiths Often tion a total of 2573 of all ranks For between the time log cabin — comparable to those in ing Implication 166 Only one with third Hebrews was of Martin rifle Meylan to type boundaries are made depart transport purposes ithas 277 horses which lived the pioneers of the was the violinist reported to have erected in 1719 a from Q Where between 413 dog sleighs 411 passenger auto- preacher preached from Obadiah the half-wa- y position one from John’s Second wbstern United States but we have Mlscha Elman born?— R B mill to bore out gun barrels Philip standard' meridians in orefer to mobiles 34 motorcycles and 19 motor and only A He was born In Stalnoje Rus- Le Fevre located at Big Springs the so many more advantages of modthe convenience of the rail- trucks- - The marine section has 19 Epistle suit sia Jauary 20 1891 Beaver Valley about four miles roads or to meet the demands of cruisers and patrol boats ern life from Lancaster made rifles from The duties of the Royal Mounted Freeze? Not us Besides a large Q How generally is landscape 1731 to 1736 Matthew Roesser and the communities affected Police are of almost infinite variety used?— R J fireplace we have a heatrola which gardening Albrecht were two other rifle Q What Is the difference be It is engaged in the prevention of A Landscape gardening and ar- Henry makers makes our tween a simple fracture and a com' smuggling on sea and land and in cabin as warm chitecture is a profession of recent enforcement of the excise act the and snug as the finest New York pound fracture?— G G growth and recognition It is apQ How far did the Children of A fracture of a bone is said laws against drugs and narcotics A We have a new cook- plied not only in the development Israel travel when they left Egypt? to be apartment simple when the break is not and sundry other federal acts In of home gardens and private es- -- A W L ing range This also adds heat to the air compound when six provinces by agreement with the open tates but more and more in town A The number of miles traveled Many Modern Conveniences so open dominion government the R C M is it For these annoying attacks women Our clothes are kept clean and and city planning in the develop can only be very roughly estimated P undertakes the duties of provin- have s been greatly helped by taking the of ment resercivic centers as wandered parks probably they nice hy a washing machine run by a of cial forces the and enforcement little dally dose of Kruschen Salta-o- nly almost in circles for many Soviet Reports Rise We get contact vations cometeries playgrounds in code aa mueh aa will He on a dime criminal gasoline motor from the outside world by a radio the arrangement of residential sec years with many ramping places of Drop It In a glass every morning Revolvers Urban In Registers Population A lands tions farm It has been of hot water or In your morning cup factory lands long duration and through newspapers and mall ’The for force has — taste It that way responsibility can't coffee of you at 800 miles the direct disMy husband has a team of hordes general college course is considered MOSCOW (UP)— Pegged on a the registration of pistols and re —but take It every morning— till the and two cows We have more cream the best foundation for the profes- tance being hardly 200 miles satcensus polled in 1920 population is volvers— Some 50000 of them have Jar Is empty— then If not Joyfully costa and milk than we know what to do sion The technical training should isfied get your money back— a Jar the in was listed Important been this on the since been summers upgrade necessity always but a trifle with and we are adding weight include freehand and perspective Q Have much warmer than cities of the soviet union accord- imposed by law — and the issuing of When taking Kruschen (6 separate This won't hurt us for most every- drawing architectural drafting and variable— some the govto released by such to weapons figures carry permits salte) to help through proper eliminaing one especially the children were design building construction trig others?—R R deto reduce — take a half teaspoonful central as tion the duties It performs such routine A Both tree rings and varves ernment through mere sklh and bones when we onometry and surveying landscape water Also add juice the patrol of government buildings In a glass of hot tastes to weather fluc- partment of statistics witnesses are mute and half lemon— good that way topography grading botany migrated from the middle west drive of in of their Ottawa and and cities populations old The show government trees thick meats— tuations Avoid Very go light on butfatty Most of ‘the- - transient workers ecology plant materials wijh referMoscow ways the search for truant Indian ter cream follows: sweets as listed and were of sugary and thin clay Layers rings have left the colony and we are ence to design landscape design No drastic cathartics— no constipacalled varves found in the former 3641500 Leningrad 2738800 Kiev children on the reservations to hunt tion— of home planning design bowel action to city down blissful but routine dally settling 0 ing living It on the coasts and beds of ancient lakes fed by melting 625000 Minsk 186500 Tlflls when you take your little dally dose is so nice to be in a house again grounds parks country places In wild the order Ashkhabad law and 565000 Tashkent record dUr suggesfollow enforcing ice sheets form another of Kruschen and after having lived in a tent for so of the tions with respect to diet (Adv) Are any known descendants These layers are due to annual de' 85400 Staiinabad 40300 spaces Q while the cabins were being of Montezuma long the Aztec king livbuilt ing?— W E T School Being Built A The Mexican embassy says The new central school house Is there are in Mexico several de At nearly completed present a scendants of Montezuma Emperor teacher goes around to several tem- of Mexico In various parts of porary schools the colony and assigns lessons to Q What woods will not warp? the children Then the students — F P L must study until the teacher reThe forest laboratory turns It all works out fine and the says that there products Is no wood that will children are doing well with their not condiilons if warp somewhat lessons are favorable to warping With The weather Is not extremely cold some woods the warp under the I made a very lucky strike and I know we won’t mind it this most extreme conditions will be so As the gold Itself will teH winter We are looking forward to slight as to be scarcely noticeable For I was workin’ for my Sally can we when spring begin planting other woods under similar condl The girl I loved so well crops again We expect a big year tions will f warp very badly But one day 1 got a letter We are all full of ambition and From my dear kind brother Ik We are hope glad to get rid of the Q When were Captain Boy-E- d It came from dear old Missouri few dissenters and trouble-maker- s and Captain von Papen asked to All the way from Pike The remainder of the colonists are leave this Name any otherdow priced car on with completely new style afford The Rhythmic Ride Enstyle country? — J T D determined to succeed up here of State Lansing A inches Secretary market It’s than for will a news shorter new time the that It told me the closed compartment in stay long As for me I have never been so Informed the German ambassador That you did ever hear 115-inc- h wheelcome in my life to models for baggage and tire happy long Terraplane’s von on Count Bernstorff December My heart begun to buckin’ 4 1915 that the naval attache of the base a foot shorter and to fiat at no extra cost Record up did tears fill with lying My eyes Again Terjraplaije gives you and they are going to eat no matter embassy Captain Karl Boy-E- d and all over It said my Sally was fickle backed by owners’ sworn safer safer safer and economy riding steering what happens to budgets income the military attache Captain Franz And her love for me had fled instatements 145 taxes feet of cubic or features von Wall with street non were persona values Amazing durability Terraplane’s Papen grata stopping important She had married the butcher Washington mustent forget who to the United States government A actual mileages q 125000 Jl 50000 side space is a lot more room than there in a single other aren’t And the butcher’s hair was red that just rules when itcomealo-axhoWdowngood— deal---o- f —subsequent— eerre and more low priced car Radial Safety Conany other low priced car gives you It told me inore than that spondence ensued between the sec What the Tru-Lin- e Democratic has Most Widest shoulder seat rear of a German party state am trol (patent applied for) and the It said that Sally had baby retary Compare prices— not of “price always needed is some smart broad- bassador with the result that on And the baby had red hair room Maximum head room And Hydraulic Steering minded man leader” models that hardly anybody whose to business it is Now I've told you all that I can December 18 these two gentlemen level rear floor inform other Democrats “what to were Brakes (patent applied for) The tell but sedan prices You’ll find given their passports and safe buys— denounce and what not to de- conducts About this bad affair Electric Hand optional at small more for your money in Terraplane nounce" And the butcher having red hair More Power extra cost Than Any Visit your nearest Terraplane dealer Q Can a person make alcoholic About Sally marryin’ the butcher This fall it’s going to be harder beverages for his own use without and get the proof behind the wheeL of the Others Our foreign friends can accuse for the Democrats to elect a Repubpaying a tax?— D J W v Steel All of Body lican it’s than us of lots of things but not giving generally been A He may make 200 gallons of Not a single one equals Terra6 The reason it’s tough is there wine but no a foreign contestant be he man whisky or alcohol or animal a fair chance is not are hundreds of people this year Terraplane is the only leading plane’s 88 or 100 horsepower And that are going to vote the DemoHow long have greyhounds Q one of them low priced car with a body all of Still Priced with the Lowest none even approaches Terraplane cratic ticket in spite of the Demo- been the favorite dogs of nobility? wheelsteel Steel beneath you Steel all 11 it’s the only low smoothness 88 or 100 H P -- D B At Sacramento 19 army planes cratic party a overhead around And base A and for not The modern type of greyfrom reached an altitude of 30000 feet car free at vibration $$595 you Terraplane up priced It was 40 below zero and all used I had a chat with Sir Victor Sas- hound is a development from a “soft top” but a roof of solid seamDe Luxe models f o b Detroit speed any soon who more knows about China western tanks in which Asia arose from oxygen less steel Standard group of accessories extra Look at everything else that When one flier used to reach that and India than any man for he is before the Christian era and was to those Morcountries P what J altitude we thought it was a miracle and esteemed in Syria adopted are There too is other counts too the only advantages Terraplane Yet here was 19 flying in forma- gan is to us We have to get ‘his Egypt and Rome during the classic O K to see if we can have sugar which none of the smaller ca si Time save— With the new HUDSON— tion popular car in the low price field These dogs were taken by period Payment Plan— low monthly payment That’s one mighty satisfying with our coffee the Romans in their conquest of Floyd Gibbons and Sassoon both Europe and later became the favothing about our country Our 1 young men can get us ready for feel that Japan is holding Man- rite of nopility and were extensively This ear has morn of everything I'vo wanted wars faster than our diplomats churia till Russia is in shape to used in falconry The earliest take it over China returns to pivi notices of the greyhound in literacan talk us Into them It took 40 experts and statesmen war now till some other outsider ture are those in Ovid’s “Metamorthree months in London to sink the shows up phoses” and in the poem on "HuntSo pacifists haven’t much to look These 19 The greyhound poor Utah and Florida by Grecian ing" to in the Far East would have sunk London Including forward was so highly esteemed that it was all the delegates before breakfast prbfected by the Salic Burgundian America has a unique record any morning We never lost a boat In a battle and German barbaric codes and is authority for the stateGot a real flying partner Mrs hut we have had many a one shot Spelman that at the court of Charlement from under us at a conference Rogers who joined me in London magne there was a special officer of and flew over to Paris is another Did you ever figure it out? If we the greyhound kennel Frank Hawks We come in a big had never conferred we would not — plane Q How many kinds of bacteria a bar hot meals two stewards and have to be conferrin§ now to try have been identified? — T N and get parity A About 2000 have been studied everything (The changes that have come and named but there are thousands The navy is our spare tire studied About 100 of the The countries that have no about in the matter of relief areiYe kinds are believed to be illustrated Will the by Rogers roadnavies are standing by the patch of January 7 1931 reproduced harmful side fixing a flat England withhere as interesting historical mat- out her navy would be another h Q Napoleon a 'was born still standing?— H A 7he Senate passed a hill approA The house still stands It Is Get this for a laugh Have had priating 15 millions for food but a stucco house on a corner of a House of the a date to interview three different Representatives (up street in Ajaccio Corsica and bears high Chinese government officials to today) has not approved it They witness to the fact that Napoleon's and they were all kicked out before said no were people of prominence They seem to think that’s a bad parents I got to ’em China is the only country In the precedent to appropriate money for Q Why is a perpetual motion world strong enough to have with- food— it's too much like the "dole" machine an impossibility? — W stood 50 years of misgovernment in Thej think it would encourage H L a row that the loreigners havent hunger A The law of conservation of The way things look hunger gobbled up energy is an absolute barrier to all doesent need much encouragement schemes for obtaining by mechanAppeared before the Oklahoma It’s just coming around naturally ical means what is called perpetual in inlegislature joint session and Course for a man to give up jected a little seriousness into what for one month has been a comedy three million out of four in taxes de luxe Had a couple of hours of is tough but on the other hand 90 food and conversation with Alfalfa per cent of our people would be Bill Murray willing to give up 99 per cent of a Revived by Remarkable HUDSON AND TERRAPLANE DISTRIBUTOR million if allowed to make one Don’t get a farmer who is holThe crime of tnxation Is not in Home Treatment nnoWER-TOWLER CO 163 lering for food mixed up with a the taking of it it's in the way Wj be fnihfUTasted or unhappy? Truly TST’S’Jff? red who Is hollering for devilthat it’s spent nmnxing result and guarantred harmless E East 703 IIARRY 333 LUFF— South AUTO SHOP— Third East Seventeenth South QUALITY Trial rosts you nothing If not satisfied ment Mend stamp for full information and free (Copyright 1936 McNaught Vmi wilt thank us! 10 ANP IT HUDSON SITPT booklet ANB H94 AND IT: HUDSON STX TFHRAPI BURT BY HUDSON— STRAIGHT today EIGHT Vto AND TT F O B DFTROTT You let this country get hungry Syndicate) Hollywood Calif Jl VENUS hoi A reader can get the answer to any question of fact by Writing The Salt Lake Tribune Informa- motion a hill-bill- DIZZY hill-bill- hill-billy- What we say is to be taken no mors serious than a speech delivered in the halls of congress We're just killing time like a preacher stallin’ while the deacon passes the hat Now for Instance I happened to J I i i i A I I i I i i I knowlpropose that edge could be utilized in some way We ought to use what they know Well the reason I took up the expresidents’ case was because they was the only class or industry that I could find that dldent have a lobby in Washington trying to git somethin’ out of the government So I appointed myself lobbyist for association- - But the you folks mustent take that serious because I doubt if it goes through It's got too much merit to ever be adopted That’s why I knew it would be funny to propose it Now let’s get back to this doggie Industry I’ve been listening to cowboy songs for about thirty-fiv- e years or forty years Now here’s one of the first doggie songs I ever heard And what makes me think of it is that the man I first heard sing this was just killed recently He was one of the finest and best loved peace officers in the whple panhandle of Texas His name was Cliff Burnham of Amarillo Texas He was killed in the discharge of his duty there When I first met him in 1898 I was at a military school at Bonneville Missouri Kemper you might know Well they just client run that school like I thought they ought to and I left the school flat that's what I did And I thought the ranch in Oklahoma where I was raised wasent big enough so I went out to Texas Among one of the cattle jobs that I held out that way I was going up the trail from Plainview Texas to Western Kansas with twenty-fiv- e hundred steers This Burnham was the trail boy And here is the doggie song: Last night as I lay on the prairie And looked at the stars in the i I wondered if ever a cowboy sky 1 Would drift through that sweet bye and bye Roll on roll on Roll on little doggies X Roll on roll on Roll on little doggies roll on They say there will be a great Where cowboys like doggies who sinned d J J 1 jj Featurlns $3500 Allowance For Your Car REGARDLESS OF AGE OR CONDITION— ONE WEEK ONLY Ending February 28th This amount to be applied toward the purchase of any of our NEW I 485 ( J I OR USED CARS AND TRUCKS STREATOR-SMIT- SPELLS some-lime- estl-mta- 426-30- rum-runne- rs sub-Arct- ic r©cai? cl EQYS Ccii? mmv garl-darne- st er Duo-Automat- ic four-motor- hhpre Checko-Slovakl- roundup iu m n roll on roil on i five-roo- H INC Chevrolet Dealers Was South Main USED CAR DEPT AT 608 South Main St 2893 Attend the Intermountain Auto Show Feb 26 to March 1st Coconut Grove WEAK GLANDS leu 24 Phone West Was Fifth South MOTOR Motor Ave 4900 |