Eureka Reporter | 1906-03-16 | Page 5 | The Hero and the Toothache

THE HERO AND THE TOOTHACHE remarks thereon by a D s G rl ath a sable muff I 1 used to be given to hero wor ship said the g rl with the russian sable muff to her companion of the long dark eyelashes but dear we change do we nota do you recall how I 1 spent the last of my pin money to attend a reception that the club arranged for a certain herod well the weel before last I 1 was coming up from palm beach on the train was a heio who had withstood a dozen hostile fires at santiago he had a tooth acre a simple little tooth ache and he bellowed like a calf I 1 thought of the five teeth that I 1 had pulled out in one afternoon without gas and ed myself if the man was really brave I 1 decided that a hero must have a toothache such as the ordinary mortal never dreamed of one of the train hands who sym zed with the hero said the best thing tor a toothache is whisky if I 1 had one I 1 d fill up and he did I 1 mean the hero that was did dont talk to me in future of hen worship facing death may be one thing but I 1 d rather face death than be afraid of a toothache have a bon bona